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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 3907 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our server is so crazy, even the infamous braptuber Mel Nekomata couldn’t handle it and had to “graduate” to a job at Target! Rumor has it she lost her job for farting too much or getting caught masturbating at work – yikes! But don’t worry, our server is a fart and masturbation-free zone (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).
We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. Plus, we guarantee that all our players are not wage cucks like Mel – they’re living their best lives as professional livestreamers. So come join the fun and leave the drama behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, welcome aboard!
