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CrushCraft: No Regrets!

belittling, body shaming, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Crush, CrushCraft, Daddy Issues, Disappointment, emotional intelligence, Empathy, friendship, growth, hooking up, judgmental, nasty comment, personal boundaries, reconciliation, regrets, Respect, self esteem, self improvement, Understanding

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are forged in the fires of daddy issues and credit card drama! Join us for a wild ride of burying ourselves in books and sports, all while navigating the treacherous waters of crushes and flat, poorly-endowed girls.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can be judged for your block-building skills, not your lack of ass. With a community of players who have overcome belittling remarks and come out stronger on the other side, you’ll never feel alone on our server.

So come join us and experience the crazy adventures, outrageous stories, and unexpected friendships that await you on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself building a new life (literally) with us!

WorthyCraft SMP

Confidence, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-perception, self-validation, smp, WorthyCraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
New Chunks Explored:	307095	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and obstacles ever seen in Minecraft. From parkour courses made entirely of slime blocks to PvP battles on a platform suspended over a pit of lava, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server, just waiting to be found.

So, if you think you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the wildest Minecraft SMP around, then come join us and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, only the bravest and most daring players need apply!

HygieneCraft: UnderratedSoap

Grooming, hygiene, hygiene awareness, hygiene essentials, hygiene habits, hygiene importance, hygiene item, hygiene maintenance, hygiene management, hygiene necessities, hygiene practices, hygiene products, hygiene products list, hygiene routine, hygiene standards, hygiene supplies, hygiene tips, HygieneCraft, personal care, self-care, Underrated, UnderratedSoap

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Potions Brewed:	29	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Crops Grown:	8055
Players Killed by Monsters:	7836	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Forget about toothbrushes and soap, on our Minecraft server, the most underrated hygiene item is definitely the enchanted loofah of eternal cleanliness! Join us and experience the magical powers of this loofah as it keeps your character sparkling clean even after battling hordes of zombies and swimming in lava pits. Trust us, your virtual hygiene has never been this epic! So come on, join us and scrub your way to victory on our crazy Minecraft server!

KiwiCraftExodus

departing citizens, economic downturn, economic hardships, economic impact, Economy, EMIGRATION, employment opportunities, financial challenges, job market, job prospects, KiwiCraftExodus, leaving the country, mass exodus, Migration, new zealand, recession, record numbers, seeking opportunities, struggling economy, unemployment, Workforce

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8604
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3

come join our minecraft server and ESCAPE THE ECONOMIC CRISIS OF NEW ZEALAND!!! leave behind the sheep and hobbits and come build your own empire in a pixelated world!!! our server is so lit, even the sheep are jealous!!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that only the bravest players can find!!! why suffer in real life when you can thrive in our virtual paradise??? JOIN NOW before the hobbits come looking for revenge!!!

IncestCraft: Elite Sacrifice & Inbreeding

Ancient civilization, Ancient Mexican, archaeology, child sacrifice, Community, Elite, human sacrifice, inbreeding, IncestCraft, indigenous culture, lineage, Mesoamerica, Paquimé, power, pre-Columbian, religious practices, Rituals, sacrifice, social hierarchy, taboo, Upper Classes

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4126
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

join our epic minecraft server where we reenact ancient mexican child sacrifices for fun! become part of the elite inbreeding community and climb the ranks by sacrificing your own siblings! unleash your inner power-grabbing upper class persona and dominate the server with your inbred skills. who knew incest could be so thrilling in the world of minecraft? come join us for a wild ride filled with blood, power, and questionable moral decisions.

CraftyJewels Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Bigotry, Blockade, CraftyJewels, discrimination, DIVISIVE, Haiti, HARMFUL, harmful rhetoric, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, hurtful, intolerance, ISLAND, Jews, Minecraft, offensive, prejudice, racism, Server, social justice, UNACCEPTABLE, Xenophobia

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun… and maybe watch out for the occasional rogue llama attack. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players decided to build a massive castle on the server. But little did they know, a group of mischievous villagers had other plans. They banded together and created a blockade around the island, trapping the players inside! Now, it’s up to you to either join forces with the villagers or break free from their clutches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle armor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. Just watch out for those llamas… they can be quite the troublemakers.

Minecraft SMP: FetchCraft_Threadz

command line, Customization, fastfetch, fetch Thread, FetchCraft_Threadz, Hardware, hyfetch, linux, Minecraft, Neofetch, other fetches, screenfetch, smp, software, software tools, system diagnostics, system information, system information retrieval, system monitoring, system utilities, Terminal, ufetch, Unix

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old fetch quests? Well, look no further because our server offers the craziest fetch quests you’ve ever seen! We’ve got neofetch, screenfetch, ufetch, fastfetch, hyfetch, and even other fetches that will blow your mind!

Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests like retrieving a golden potato from the depths of the Nether, or finding a diamond-encrusted chicken in the far reaches of the End dimension. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary fetch quest that leads you to a secret realm filled with infinite riches and enchanted loot!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a fetch-tastic adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fetch-tastic fun!

HijabBeGone Minecraft Server

Australia, comfort, cultural conflict, family, family ties, fasting, Haram, Hijab, HijabBeGone, Job, Minecraft, Muslim, open-minded, personal choice, Prayers, Rebellion, Religion, SAVING, Server, sneaking out, social media, tuition, University

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9566
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of being trapped in a hijab-wearing world? Do you want to break free and explore a land where you can be yourself? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of oppressive parents and societal expectations!

Our server is a safe haven for all rebellious souls who want to ditch the hijab and live life on their own terms. Build your dream world, make new friends, and unleash your creativity without any judgment or restrictions.

Embark on epic quests, slay dragons, and conquer kingdoms – all while rocking your favorite non-hijab skin! Leave behind the drama of family feuds and oppressive rules, and join us in a world where you can truly be free.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to liberation and self-discovery! Who needs a uni degree when you have the power of Minecraft at your fingertips? Let’s build a brighter, hijab-free future together!

CircusCraft: Family Edition

#venting, apologies, blended family, Chaos, circus, CircusCraft, Communication, complex relationships, Confrontation, custody, divided loyalties, Divorce, Dysfunctional family, Edition, family, Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, relationships, Resentment, Siblings, step-family

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a circus? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, crazy family dynamics, and unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a server where players have more complicated relationships than a soap opera. From step-siblings to exes to unofficially adopted children, our server is a melting pot of family drama.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a web of divided loyalties, blended families, and sibling rivalries. Who needs a peaceful family when you can have a chaotic one like ours?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more like a circus than a family, join us now! Just be prepared for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama at every turn.

GeneticLotteryWinLose

biology, chance, Dna, Evolution, family history, fate, genetic diversity, genetic factors, genetic lottery, genetic makeup, genetic testing, genetic variation, GeneticLotteryWinLose, genetics, health, heredity, Inheritance, LUCK, predisposition, randomness, Traits

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Crops Grown:	6741
Void Gems Collected:	31	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	200
Dimension Hops:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to win and lose the genetic lottery all at once? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being born with the ability to fly, but also having a constant urge to break out into spontaneous dance parties every 5 minutes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of bacon.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the laws of genetics are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected.