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SisHubComplainsAboutSex

aita, best friends, brother-in-law, Complain, DISRESPECTFUL, Enjoy, family, high sex drive, home, House, husband, Job, Lazy, noise, Obnoxious, quiet down, sex, SisHubComplainsAboutSex, sister, Situation, work ethic

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Astral Projections Made:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Are you tired of living with your sister and her lazy husband who can’t hold down a job? Do you want to reclaim your house and have some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!

CraftyQ&A: Ask Anything!

10. Infinite possibilities, 11. Seeking enlightenment, 12. Quest for knowledge, 13. Unanswered mysteries, 14. Intellectual curiosity, 15. Big questions, 16. Seeking clarity, 17. Wondering minds, 18. Inquisitive nature, 19. Seeking wisdom, 2. Curiosity, 20. Longing for answers., 3. Knowledge seeking, 4. Mysteries of the universe, 5. Philosophical inquiry, 6. Deep thinking, 7. Seeking truth, 8. Life’s biggest questions, 9. Existential pondering, CraftyQA, ultimate question

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2815
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9285	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, searching for answers to life’s most perplexing questions? Look no further, because on our server, you can literally ask ANY question and get a straight-up answer! Want to know why creepers explode? We got you covered. Curious about why pigs can fly in this game but not in real life? We have the inside scoop. Join us and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe, one ridiculous question at a time. Who knows, you might even uncover the meaning of life itself (spoiler alert: it’s all about mining diamonds)! So come on down and join us for a wild ride of knowledge and chaos. Remember, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the server’s patience with your absurd queries.

QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server

abandoning, CHANGE, Constitutional, decision, Democracy, Government, leadership, legislative elections, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Monarchy, nation, policy, Political, poll, process, qatar, QatarCraft, referendum, REFORM, Ruler, Server, Vote

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4858
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a land ruled by a qatar ruler who’s like, “we’re gonna vote on abandoning legislative elections after just one poll.” like, what even is that? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can build your own kingdom and overthrow the ruler with a vote of your own! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!

MapleCraftMayhem

allegations, bribery, Canada, Corruption, crimes, criminal activity, foreign affairs, fraud, Government, illegal activities, India, international relations, investigation, MapleCraftMayhem, political corruption, political scandal, politician, scandal, scandalous behavior, unethical behavior, wrongdoing

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9224
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3968	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthing, this server is like no other, it’s got crazier adventures than india’s crimes in canada! and get this, there’s a secret politician behind all the madness, like, what even?! join this server for the wildest ride of ur life, trust me, u won’t regret it! #crazyminecraftadventures #secretpolitician #joinnow

Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters

10. Genetic resources, 11. Tree peonies, 12. Genome, 13. Regulation, 14. Improvement, 15. Seed yield, 16. Genetic research, 17. Plant genetics, 18. Agriculture, 19. Horticulture, 2. PrDA1 genes, 20. Botany, 3. Jing Hong, 4. Flare tree peony, 5. PrTCP1, 6. PrTCP9, 7. Seed weight, 8. Seed number, 9. Yield, Boosters, Gene, Lab, peony, researchers, Seed

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where u can plant tree peonies and genetically modify dem to have HUGE seeds for MAXIMUM YIELD 🌱💰

we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺

imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣

come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎

who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨

Brain Trust Minecraft Server

Brain, emotional wellbeing, gentle reminder, inner peace, late night anxiety, late night thoughts, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, Reassurance, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-doubt, Server, Trust, validation

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6055
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, ALREADY BACK, archival websites, big explanations, data preservation, digital archives, digital preservation, historical data, historical web content, internet archive, internet history, internet memory, internet preservation, Minecraft, online archive, schizos, smp, wayback machine, web archiving, web history, web time machine, website snapshots

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Magic Items Found:	6801	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

NakedCraft: GF Edition

BEDROOM, Boundaries, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, compromise, Edition, Girlfriend, Intimacy, living together, NakedCraft, nudity, personal preference, pyjamas, relationship, restless leg syndrome, sanitation, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping naked, sleeping separately, sleeping together

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	998
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

BlockyWorriesGone

anxiety, BlockyWorriesGone, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, stress, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, worry

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	289	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

Witchcraft & Wizardry School

disbelief, education, FANTASY, imagination, Kid, letter, Magic, parents, School, Upset, witchcraft, Wizardry

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Dragons Tamed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91

LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️