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WebmCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking sheep, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has started breakdancing instead of attacking players.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who will grant you three wishes if you can find them. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

NeedMoreMinecraftSMP

CLAIRVOYANCE, extrasensory perception, fortune telling, Guessing, guessing game, guessing skills, intuition, mind reading, need more, NeedMoreMinecraftSMP, prediction, psychic, psychic abilities, psychic guesses, psychic insights, psychic intuition, psychic mind reading, psychic powers, psychic predictions, psychic readings

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Villages Defended:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

diamonds in your life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to swim in a pool of diamonds like Scrooge McDuck! Our server is so rich in diamonds, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens in the land with an iron beak. Join our SMP and you might just get a chance to challenge the Chicken King to a clucking contest!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly creeper who likes to sneak up on unsuspecting players and give them a scare. But don’t worry, he’s actually quite friendly once you get to know him!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with diamonds, chickens, and ghostly creepers! You won’t regret it…probably.

Hostage Hotties: No UN Standards

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, Double Standard, Female hostages, gender discrimination, gender equality, global affairs, Hostage, hostage crisis, hotties, HUMAN RIGHTS, international organizations, international relations, Israeli Foreign Ministry, MIDDLE EAST, Political Criticism, Standards, UN women, united nations, women in conflict, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	472
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Towns Built:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where female hostages are treated like queens! our server is so lit that even the israeli foreign ministry is slamming us for our double standard of treating female hostages like royalty. we don’t discriminate here, everyone is welcome to join our crazy adventures and build epic creations. plus, we have unicorns roaming around the server and leprechauns handing out diamonds like candy. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

blockbusters, Campaign, celebration, Defeat, Democracy, democrats, election, election results, Fags, harris, landslide, Minecraft, November, political future, political victory, Politics, republicans, Server, triumph, Victory, victory speech, Voting, WIN

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9513
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	525	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Towns Built:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the rules are stricter than your parents? Well, look no further because our server is overpolled with fun and excitement! We’ve got fags (friendly players) who have already won at life and are ready to dominate the virtual world. And guess what? Harris is going to win this November… in Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of trolling. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, join our server now!

Minecraft SMP: TikTok Therapists

autistic, Awe, Better Than You, fucking, hobby, Infodump., interests, love, Mediocrity, Milquetoast, Minecraft, Paragon, passions, piece of shit, Psychologists, Psychology, smp, social media, special interests, therapists, tiktok, vapid celebrity worship

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of vapid celebrity worship and embrace your inner autist! Our server is filled with fellow paragons of mediocrity who have found solace in building pixelated masterpieces and battling virtual zombies. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamond hoard. So come join us and show off your special interests, because being basic is so last season!

NoSleepNoHankyPanky

Boundaries, Communication, consent, Emotional support, emotional well being, female perspective, friendship, loyalty, male perspective, male-female friendship, NoSleepNoHankyPanky, platonic relationship, protecting friends, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, sleeping arrangements, standing up for others, toxic behavior, Trust, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2417	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of creepy friends ruining your good time? Come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a creep-free environment! Our server is so safe, you can sleep soundly knowing you won’t wake up to any weirdos making you uncomfortable.

Join us for a fun and relaxing time where you can build to your heart’s content without any worries. And hey, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, we’ve got plenty of players who are willing to console you (from a safe distance, of course).

So leave the drama behind and join our server for a truly chill gaming experience. Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s build some friendships (and virtual houses) together!

CelebCrushMinecraftSMP

big screen crush, CelebCrushMinecraftSMP, Celebrity, celebrity crush, celebrity love, celebrity obsession, Crush, dream celebrity, famous actor, famous actress, famous crush, favorite actor, favorite actress, heartthrob, Hollywood crush, Hollywood heartthrob, Idol, movie star, red carpet crush, silver screen crush, tv star

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Void Armor Forged:	24	Emeralds Found:	3965
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP and you might just find your celebrity crush building a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks! We’ve got all the hottest celebs hanging out in our virtual world, from Steve Carell to Beyonce. Who needs Tinder when you can woo your crush with a perfectly crafted pixel art portrait of their face? So come join us and get ready to mingle with the stars (or at least their Minecraft avatars)!

Hell’s Grill & Chill

Chill, grill, HellS

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6165
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Animals Bred:	73
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Zombie Dances:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the BBQ is so fire, it’s straight outta hell! Join us if you want to feast on some devilishly delicious ribs and wings while dodging fireballs from the lava pits. Our Nether-themed decor will make you feel right at home, and our friendly staff of demons will ensure you have a hell of a good time. So come on down to our fiery pit of flavor and see why we’re the hottest spot in the underworld!

CraftyCarl’sHiddenLoans

billionaire, Billions, Carl Icahn, Charged, corporate governance, CraftyCarlsHiddenLoans, financial fraud, Financial Misconduct, Hiding, illegal activity, insider trading, Investor, legal troubles, loans, market manipulation, regulatory violations, scandal, SEC investigation, Stock Market Manipulation, wall street, white collar crime

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

so, like, u know how carl icahn is all, like, rich and stuff? well, turns out he been hidin’ billions in loans, like, who even does that? anyways, on our minecraft server, u can, like, uncover all the secrets and hidden treasures just like carl icahn! join now for a chance to be as sneaky and rich as him, but, like, without the illegal stuff, ya know? come on, who wouldn’t wanna be a billionaire in minecraft, amirite?

MineCrafty7 – Epic Server

#pantsu, cope, Empyrean Ilynav, Epic, epic seven, Festive Eda, Gaming, Greeting, Guilds, Hwayoung, Increased Rates, Indestructible Gaiters, Lucklets, Magic Bubble Maker, MineCrafty7, mobile, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Resources, RPG, Server, update, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be! Join us for insane raids where you’ll battle mythical creatures and conquer epic bosses. Need some guidance? Check out our newbro guide that will have you dominating the game in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has resources that will blow your mind. From rare items to secret locations, you’ll never run out of things to discover. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates event. Festive Eda and Magic Bubble Maker? Yes, please!

Looking for a challenge? Mystic Summons will test your skills and reward you with powerful allies. And if you’re feeling social, join one of our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, or Partyvan. Just make sure to include “/e7g/” in your greeting to show you’re one of us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!