Brandon McMahon Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7797
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Dragons Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: Brandon McMahon, the legendary Minecraft player, has been spotted in our server wielding the almighty Excaliber sword! That’s right, folks, you could witness epic battles and legendary showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Join now and be a part of the insanity in the collision zone! Who knows what other surprises await you in this wild and wacky world!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4075
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	408
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4040
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6356
Meteorites Collected:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Potions Brewed:	92	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	410
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6454
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Mines Excavated:	2552
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4294
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Runes Activated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!