Brandon Laatsch Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Speedy Summer Break Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Towns Built:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with one problem after another? Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life! Instead of dealing with government agencies and jobless places hounding you, you can focus on building your dream world in Minecraft.

Forget about procrastinating on applying for education or jobs, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the biggest, coolest castle you can imagine. And don’t worry about missing housing opportunities, because on our server, you can create your own dream home without any deadlines or stress.

Say goodbye to the tiring grind of adulting and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join our server now and start living your best virtual life!

RacistCraft: AITA Edition

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7851
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragons Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where diversity is celebrated and racism is not tolerated! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds.

Our server is like a Star Wars galaxy, with players from all races and backgrounds coming together to create an awesome community. Just like in “The Acolyte”, we embrace diversity and welcome everyone with open arms.

If you’re looking for a place where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any racist nonsense, then this is the server for you. Plus, we have special events where you can battle it out with lightsabers and blasters – it’s a blast!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s show the world that inclusivity and fun go hand in hand. And remember, just like in real life, having Will Smith as your favorite actor doesn’t mean you can’t be racist – sorry, not sorry!

NoPlaceLikeHome Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7180	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no adventures or excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us on our server where you can escape to a world where you never have to worry about living in a country you hate. Our server is so amazing that even the most boring countries in the world would envy it!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home on a floating island made entirely of candy, ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs, and even befriend a talking llama who gives you hilarious life advice.

So why settle for living in a country you hate when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest and craziest dreams? Come join us and experience a world like no other!

Blocktopia: Can’t Live Without It

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5699
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magic Items Found:	2507
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Emeralds Found:	9100	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

What’s one thing you can’t live without? Our Minecraft server, of course! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and embark on epic quests to find the elusive Diamond Chicken and become the richest player in all the land. Trust us, you won’t want to live without this Minecraft server in your life!

CyprusCraft50: Splitting Blocks & Celebrating!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8859
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	151	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6348
Farms Harvested:	249	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	16

LOL u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like that time Cyprus got split in half but way more fun! u can build ur own crazy world and pretend ur a cyborg warrior fighting for peace or something. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where the zombies are the DJs. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

BabyFaceCraft

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Votes:	7239	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where infants can level up their face perception skills while smelling their mother’s odor! between 4 and 12 months is the prime time to join and level up your baby brain. become the ultimate baby face recognizer and dominate the server with your superior sniffing skills. join now for a whiff-tastic time!

KurdCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8874
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Are you a fan of building pixelated pyramids in the name of Kurdistan? Do you dream of riding into battle on a llama while waving the Kurdish flag high? Then boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and help us create a virtual Kurdistan where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM). Fight off creepers in the name of Kurdish independence and build a virtual nation that would make even the most seasoned Minecraft player say, “Wait, what?”. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic journey to create the most pixelated Kurdistan the world has ever seen!

Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	496144
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of waking up feeling like a loser every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those loser vibes behind! Our server is filled with hilarious roadkill antics, crazy habits like building houses out of possums, and a tagmap that will have you saying “haha, I hate myself” in no time.

Join our Steam group, Posshouse, for even more ridiculousness and don’t forget to hop on our server at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a funny way)!

BabyBlockin’AITAH

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries and respects your decisions? Look no further! Our server is like that cool aunt who knows when to give you space and when to join in on the fun. Just like how this nurse sister should have respected her sister’s wishes during childbirth, we respect your wishes in-game too!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that knows the importance of consent. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a llama into battle against zombie pigmen. Trust us, it’s a wild ride!

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. And hey, if you see the nurse sister around, tell her she’s missing out on the best Minecraft server in town!

BabyBlock Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7372	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

Are you tired of your kids hogging all the diamonds in your Minecraft world? Well, fear not because our server has a strict “no kids allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build that epic castle without little Timmy stealing all your resources.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a friendly creature that gives out free enchanted gear to all new players. Plus, our Nether is filled with friendly zombie pigmen who will trade you rare items for just a few blocks of dirt.

So why are people becoming reluctant to have children? Because they know that once they join our server, they’ll never want to leave! Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had.