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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 4741 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
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