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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 8005 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
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