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Blocky Booty Bounce

1. Whorenene, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Assistant, blocky, BOOTY, bounce, Brainstorming, collaboration, Communication, creativity, efficient, Generate, Helpful, Innovative, inspiration, list, long trail tags, productivity, tags, Technology, Unique, Whorenene

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3271
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Falling into the Void:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ores Mined:	1596
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Whorenene! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. This land was known as Whorenene, where the sun always shines and the creepers dance to dubstep. Join our server and you too can experience the wonders of Whorenene!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!

So what are you waiting for? Join Whorenene today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.

Blocky Blunders: ‘Kill me’ Edition

anguish, blocky, Blunders, coping mechanisms, cry for help, Darkness, death, depression, Despair, Edition, emotional pain, Inner Demons, kill, Kill me, mental health, mental illness, seeking help, self harm, Suffering, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, Therapy, Torment

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7376
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	238	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Enchantments Applied:	159	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. But be warned, our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep), then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a spare pair of diamond armor, because things are about to get epic!

Crafting with Captain America’s Navy

America’s Navy, Americas, brave, captain, courage, Crafting, Duty, Excellence, freedom, Honor, leadership, Military, Navy, patriotism, Protection, Proud, sacrifice, Say something nice, service, strength, Support, tradition, united states

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7621
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got you covered! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

AwkwardCraft: Where you can mine diamonds but can’t talk to your crush!

AwkwardCraft, Communication Issues, coworker, Crush, depression, diamonds, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, fear, Frustration, Insecurity, internal conflict, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental anguish, mental health, self esteem, self loathing, self worth, self-doubt, self-hatred, social anxiety, Struggling, suicidal thoughts, Talk

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a socially awkward penguin around your crush? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can woo your crush with your epic building skills instead! Who needs words when you can impress them with a massive castle or a pixel art portrait of their face? Join us and turn your awkwardness into awesomeness! Plus, if things don’t work out, you can always drown your sorrows in a virtual lava pit – much safer than the real thing! So come on, join us and let’s turn those awkward moments into epic wins!

Crafty Imposters

con artist, copycat, Crafty, deceitful, Deception, deceptive, disguise, Fake, false, fraud, fraudster, fraudulent, Glasses, her.., Imitation, impersonation, Imposters, Impostor, Liar, Phony, PRETEND, pretender

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party. Our server is so crazy that even the chickens do the cha-cha-cha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Fakey McFakeface, the one with glasses so thick he can see through walls (literally). Rumor has it that he once tamed a herd of wild llamas using only a stack of enchanted carrots and a disco ball.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, battle a horde of zombie villagers in a game of Minecraft bingo, and participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Fakey McFakeface himself?

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Bootyville: The Cheekiest Minecraft Server Around!

ass hole, Bootyville, Cheekiest, climate, Cloudy, cold, Dead, Freezing, Frustration, hate, ISOLATED, longing, middle of nowhere, Minecraft, outside, Poor, Rural, Seasons, Server, storm’s, Warming Up, weather, WIND, Winter

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of living in the frozen tundra of your country’s butt crack? Do you dream of a place where the sun shines all year round and the only storms are the ones you create in Minecraft? Then come join our server, where the only thing colder than the weather outside is the ice in our veins!

We may be in the middle of nowhere, but that just means we have plenty of space to build epic structures and unleash your creativity. Plus, with 6-7 months of winter every year, you’ll have plenty of time to hone your mining and crafting skills.

So say goodbye to being stuck inside all day and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

GodlyCraft: Where Minecraft teaches you more morals than the media ever will! Join us now!

amorality, Beliefs, culture, Decline, enshrinement, Entertainment, Ethics, Godly morals, GodlyCraft, Impact, influence, Instill, Join, Media, Minecraft, Morals, nihilism, Population, purpose, society, Teaches, Technology, VALUES, video games, virtues

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ores Mined:	791
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will save your soul from the clutches of amorality and nihilism? Look no further, because our server is here to instill Godly morals and virtues in all our players!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to defeat the evil forces of amorality and nihilism, using the power of creativity and teamwork to spread goodness throughout the virtual world.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows are the minions of darkness, ready to tempt you with their wicked ways. Will you resist their temptations and stay true to your virtuous path? Only time will tell on our server!

So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to upholding the values of righteousness and goodness in the world of Minecraft. Let’s show those video games that we can have fun while also being morally upright!

Crafty Convicts: Escape & Kill Edition – Minecraft Server

Aryan Brotherhood, Convicts, Crafty, crime, criminal activity, Dangerous, Edition, Escape, escaped prisoners, escapees, extremist group, fugitive search, fugitives, hate crime, hospital ambush, Idaho, kill, law enforcement, manhunt, Minecraft, murder, on the run, prison escape, Server, violence, wanted, white supremacist

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Enchantments Applied:	112
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Buildings Constructed:	27
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even escaped white supremacist inmates are trying to join? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the most hardcore criminals can’t resist the fun! Join now for a chance to team up with Timmy and his wacky accomplice as they navigate their way through ambushes and adventures in the virtual world. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and see if you can survive the madness!

Blockheads R Us

big boobs, Blockheads, body positivity, Crazy bros, DATING, double standards, empowerment, feminism, funny, Gender Roles, Hoeflation, humor, Misogyny, modern dating, nerdy, relationships, sarcasm, satire, self worth, social commentary, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bros are so crazy that you’ll want to date a nerdy girl with big boobs just to fit in! Hoeflation is a real struggle here, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual diamonds to distract you. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

LOLcraft: Smiles for Miles

#PositiveEnergy, cute, FEELGOOD, goodvibes, Happiness, Happy, Heartwarming, inspiration, joy, Kindness, Laughter, LolCraft, love, Miles, motivation, positivethoughts, positivity, smiles, Uplifting, Wholesome

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crops Grown:	8499
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to blow up!

We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a baby zombie on caffeine. Want to ride a flying pig? Done. Want to battle a giant chicken boss? We got you covered.

And don’t even get us started on our community events. Last week, we had a massive potato war that left the entire server covered in mashed potatoes. It was glorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.