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CraftyMinds Minecraft Server

anxiety, coping strategies, CraftyMinds, depression, Despair, financial struggles, hopelessness, lack of purpose, lack of support, Loneliness, mental health awareness, mental health crisis, mental illness, Minecraft, seeking help, self worth, Server, social isolation, suicidal feelings, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, unemployment, worthless education

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3134	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you feeling down in the dumps and contemplating the meaning of life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, virtual friendships, and endless possibilities.

Why should you not kill yourself, you ask? Because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be! No job? No problem! In our world, you can be a professional block builder or a fearless explorer. Your education and certifications may be worthless in the real world, but in Minecraft, they’re the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret realms.

And who needs money when you can mine for diamonds and trade with other players for rare items? Neetbux? Pshh, we’ve got virtual currency that’s worth more than gold.

Don’t have any friends or family to lean on? Well, guess what? Our server is filled with friendly players who are always up for a game of virtual tag or a building competition. And as for the future, well, who needs it when you can create your own destiny in the Minecraft universe?

So, why survive? Because on our server, the point is to have fun, make memories, and escape from the harsh realities of life. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

BlockyBDSM Minecraft Server

BDSM, BlockyBDSM, Boundaries, Communication, coping mechanisms, Desires, empowerment, fetish, healing, Humiliation, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-control, Server, Sexuality, shame, Therapy, Trauma, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ores Mined:	2790	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of your boring vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where your wildest fantasies can come to life? Look no further, because on our server, we specialize in sexually humiliating creepers! That’s right, you can finally live out your dreams of dominating those pesky green creatures in ways you never thought possible. Join us for a wild ride of kinkiness and chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). So come on, what are you waiting for? Let your inner dominatrix out to play on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

DyeCraft Minecraft Server

colorful hair, Communication, cute, DAUGHTER, Decision making, disagreement, Drugs, DyeCraft, dyed hair, Expression, family, Future, grandmother, hair dye, joy, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, safe dye, semi permanent, Server, tattoos

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Star Shards Collected:	252	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage colorful expressions like dyeing your hair blue and pink! Just like this mom dyed her daughter’s hair, you can dye your sheep, your house, heck even your diamond armor if you want!

Join us and unleash your creativity in ways that will make your grandma cry (in a good way)! Who needs boring old natural hair colors when you can have a rainbow on your head? And don’t worry, our server is free of judgmental grandmas and full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you embrace your inner unicorn.

So come on in and let your hair down (literally, dye it all the colors of the rainbow)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a trend that will have all the mobs in Minecraft rocking blue and pink hair too. Let’s make this server the most colorful and fabulous place in the Minecraft universe!

NoKidZoneCraft

aita, bad kid, bullying, child, complaint, conservative family, dislike, faith based school, Friends, influence, Junk Food, NoKidZoneCraft, not inviting, parents, public school, reminder, sleepover, submissive, summer camp, Upset, upset parents.

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1871
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Items Found:	6584
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Void Gems Collected:	40
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of boring, faith-based schools where kids get in trouble for asking questions and standing up to bullies? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure!

Our server is like a small, loving, and accepting environment where you can let your creativity run wild. No more inflexible rules or lack of common sense here – just pure fun and excitement!

Join now and meet hilarious characters like Julia and Sue, who will keep you entertained with their crazy antics. From sleepovers to summer camps, you never know what outrageous stories will unfold on our server.

So why wait? Come join us and be a part of the most epic Minecraft community where being a “terrible influence” is actually a compliment! Let’s show Sue’s parents what real fun looks like 😉.

CraftyCrafterz

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5986
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no one to appreciate your hard work? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where diamond miners are treated like royalty! Our server is filled with beautiful villagers who can’t resist a player with a full inventory of shiny diamonds. Join now and become the most attractive player in the land!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of chicken jockeys who ride around on giant chickens, terrorizing unsuspecting players. Will you join their ranks or become their next target? Only time will tell on our wild and wacky Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. Who knew Minecraft could be this much fun?

CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

1938, aggression, Conflict, CraftyPutins, Dictatorship, Europe, History, international relations, Invasion, lessons, Military, Minecraft, nationalism, Political, power, Propaganda, putin, Server, soviet union, totalitarianism, Ukraine, War, world war

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7483
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5422	Meteorites Collected:	1
Buildings Constructed:	27	Divine Spears Created:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	3257	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

lol u ever wanted to time travel back to 1938 and see putin starting a war in ukraine? well now u can…in minecraft! join our server for a wild ride through history where putin is a pixelated warlord and ukraine is made of blocks. build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or join putin’s army and conquer the land. who knew history could be so fun and blocky? come join us for a blast from the past…literally!

HostageCraft: No Surrender

Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, freedom, fumes, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, Ismail Haniyeh, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Palestinian, Peace, Politics, Release, resistance, RETALIATION, Surrender, Tension, Terrorism

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8566
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons and unicorns and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. you can, like, build your own castle and, like, battle other players with, like, enchanted swords and stuff.

oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret treasure hunt where you can find, like, a magical portal to a land filled with candy and rainbows. and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a pet creeper that, like, follows you around and explodes on command.

so, like, come join us on this, like, totally rad server where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, we will not surrender until every player has experienced the ultimate Minecraft adventure.”

AnalogProstateExamCraft

analog test, AnalogProstateExamCraft, digital prostate exam, digital rectal exam, Healthcare, medical procedure, mens health, prostate cancer awareness, prostate cancer detection, prostate cancer prevention, prostate cancer screening, prostate exam frequency, prostate exam guidelines, prostate exam procedure, prostate exam recommendations, prostate gland, prostate health, prostate health awareness, prostate health check, prostate screening, Urology

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4565
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Alien Abductions:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.

so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?

Krotje Hardcore MC

BROKE, Economy, Hangout, Hardcore, Kortterdikrotterdikrot, Krotje, mc, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Shack, shacks, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11

We are broke. and we want you to hang out with us. will you shack with us? Kortterdikrotterdikrot. Kortterdikrotterdikrot. Kortterdikrotterdikrot. shacks.

play.krotje.com

Eva’s Minecraft Server: Anime Edition

animation, Anime, Characters, classic, culture, Edition, Eva, EVAs, iconic, Impact, influenced, japanese, Mecha, mid 00s, Minecraft, neon genesis evangelion, Psychological, Recommendations, Sci Fi, series, Server, Storyline, Themes, watch

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Animals Bred:	108
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers server out there!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, if you can solve the riddle of the talking llama, you’ll unlock the ultimate power-up that will make you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to watch out for the killer bunnies…they may look cute, but they’ll eat your face off if you’re not careful!

And for some inspiration on how to navigate our crazy world, we recommend watching this hilarious Minecraft Let’s Play video: [insert link here] – it’s guaranteed to have you in stitches!