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VictoryCraft Minecraft Server

16 years old, brainwash, BROWN, criticism, england, Expectations, holy fuck, match, Media, Minecraft, overhyped, Performance, player, PRESSURE, relying, Server, Shit, Soccer, spain, Victory, victorycraft, wasted ball, Young Talent

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7104	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even our players play like they’re 16 years old! Watch as they waste the ball a dozen times right outside the 16 yards, just like a real pro (or not so pro) player.

But here’s the kicker – did you know our star player is actually 16 years old? That’s right, he may be young but he sure knows how to make a mess on the field.

Join our server and witness the media overhyping our players because they’re brown, or maybe it’s just to brainwash Spain into relying on them even more. Who knows, maybe they’re secretly working for England to win it all.

So come on and join the madness, where anything can happen on the field (or in the chat)!

TrainWreckCraft: Where Modern Polish Trains Go to Ghana

accident, Asian companies, BREAKING, Business, China, Competition, dependence, ghana, Honesty, long term, MODERN, modern Polish train, Polish, Polish trains, Rail, scratching, Sell, train testing, Trains, TrainWreckCraft, Truck

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	953
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Villages Defended:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468
Crops Grown:	8574	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where anything is possible!

Join us as we embark on a journey to sell modern Polish trains to Ghana and free them from their dependence on China. Watch as Asian companies get mad at our success and try to sabotage our train testing.

Witness the drama unfold as an (Asian-made) truck is accidentally left on the rails, only to be survived by our indestructible Polish train. Who knew that Polish trains don’t break in half after a light scratching like Asian stuff?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this ridiculous adventure! Who knows what other crazy schemes we’ll come up with next!

MainstreamCraft: Where even your grandma is a pro gamer

#gamer, fanbase, game analysis, game criticism, game design, game developers, game development, game evolution, game industry, Game Mechanics, game perception, game popularity, game reception, game reception trends, game success, game trends, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming phenomenon, gaming trends, Grandma, Mainstream, MainstreamCraft, PRO

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3615
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server that was so LEGENDARY, even the creepers were shaking in their pixelated boots. People from all over the world flocked to this server, drawn in by the promise of UNLIMITED DIAMONDS and ENDLESS ADVENTURES.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the devs themselves are scratching their heads in confusion. They can’t understand how we got so popular, but hey, who cares when you’re having this much fun, am I right?

So come join us on this wild ride of block-building madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server in existence – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Nazis: Building a Reich in Minecraft

building, controversy, Crafty, current events, debate, dictator, discussion, History, hitler, internet, Minecraft, Nazis, News, Propaganda, Reich, social media, trending, trending hashtags, trending news, trending topics, trending tweets, twitter, viral, viral posts, world war II

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on this server, you can ride LLAMAS into battle and fight off hordes of evil RAINBOW SHEEP with your trusty diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DANCING CREEPER that will boogie down with you while you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret DIAMOND CHICKEN that lays golden eggs!

Join now and embark on a wild adventure filled with MAGIC, MAYHEM, and MINECRAFT MADNESS! Don’t miss out on the craziest server in town!

Pineal Gland Pals Minecraft Server

brain chemistry, brain function, Childhood, emotional well being, Gland, Happiness, happiness as a child, happiness levels, happiness research, melatonin production, mental health, Minecraft, neurology, PALS, Pineal, pineal gland, pineal gland activation, pineal gland calcification, pineal gland decalcification, pineal gland function, pineal gland health, pineal gland meditation, serotonin levels, Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5347
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Welcome to our totally not sketchy at all Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams can come true!

Join us and experience a world where your pineal gland is ALIVE and kicking! Say goodbye to adult responsibilities and hello to building epic structures and battling dragons with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to have a secret potion that can resurrect your pineal gland and bring back your inner childlike joy. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on this crazy journey together. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of life while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

CrazyCraft: Where the Top Schizos of /a/ Reign Supreme

A, Anime, ANONYMOUS, Characters, Community, crazycraft, current, delusions, discussion, fan theories, forum, internet culture, Manga, mental health, Obsession, online personalities, Otaku, PARANOIA, Reign, schizophrenia, schizos, social media, SUPREME, Top, top schizos

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4443
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6736	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Crops Grown:	8820	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got schizos galore on this server, making it the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there.

Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between schizos in the Minecraft world. Watch as they build insane structures, destroy everything in their path, and unleash chaos like you’ve never seen before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary schizo king, who rules over all with an iron fist (literally, he has an iron fist in the game). Join his army and conquer the Minecraft world together!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become one of the top schizos of all time!

Snapcraft: Where Creepers Send Dirty Messages

adult content, CREEPERS, DIRTY, explicit, flirty, Forbidden, INTIMATE, messages, Naughty, photos, Private, Provocative, RISQUE, scandalous, secretive, seductive, Send, sexting, Sexy, Snap, snapchat, Snapcraft, tantalizing, Videos

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5071
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2561	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing dirtier than our snap messages is the terrain! Join us for a wild ride filled with sexy adventures and scandalous shenanigans.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with sexy diamond armor. But beware, for the armor was cursed with the power of seduction! Players couldn’t resist showing off their new gear and soon, the entire server was embroiled in a fierce fashion show competition. Who knew Minecraft could be so sexy?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dirty Pig, a mischievous creature who loves to prank unsuspecting players by covering their builds in mud. Will you be the next victim of the Dirty Pig’s antics?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for some dirty fun and sexy surprises along the way!

CraftyCrossposters: LOL Minecraft Server for Anons & Memers!

accomplishment, Anons, APPRECIATIVE, BTW anons, Community, Contribution, CraftyCrossposters, crossposters, Digital World, Grateful, help out, internet culture, lol, MEMBERSHIP, memers, Minecraft, non-pozzed world, Online Community, online forums, online support, premium account, Purchase, Server, small price, social media, Support

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4652
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Crops Grown:	5357
Void Armor Forged:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the fun never stops! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever want and more!

Join us and embark on INSANE quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most EPIC structures you can imagine. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them cake. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest adventurers can conquer its challenges and claim the riches within. Will you be one of them?

So what are you waiting for? Join our LEGENDARY Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Trust us, it’s worth every penny to escape the pozzed world and enter a realm of pure AWESOMENESS!

Pixelated Sushi Showdown: RIP Japanese Video Game

adaptation, Competition, consumer preferences, creativity, culture, Dead, Decline, Development, Entertainment, Future, Game, gaming industry, global impact, industry shift, innovation, japanese, market, Nostalgia, pixelated, RIP, showdown, sushi, Technology, trends, Video, video game

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Say goodbye to boring Japanese video games and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures!

Join our server and defeat evil pixelated sushi monsters that are trying to take over the virtual world! Build your own giant robot to protect your pixelated kingdom and show those sushi monsters who’s boss!

But that’s not all! Dive into our virtual hot spring and relax after a long day of battling pixelated foes. Or challenge other players to a dance-off in our virtual disco club!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Japanese video games and hello to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and let the craziness begin!

Minecraft Mayhem: WoW Edition

Alpha, Blizzard, Developer Chat, Dragonflight, Dungeon Level Squish, Dynamic Flight Update, Edition, feature overview, General Resources, heroic raids, Hotfixes, MAYHEM, Minecraft, mists of pandaria, Mounts, murlok, News, Pandaria, Pets, raider, Raids, remix, S4 Dungeon changes, Summer Trading Post, the war within, Trading Post, Warbands, World of Warcraft, wow, wowg

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7354
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	1669	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Items Found:	4212
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Ever wanted to ride a DRAGONFLIGHT in Minecraft? Well, now you can! Our server is filled with WOWCAST DEVELOPER CHAT where you can chat with the developers while mining for diamonds.

Join us for the TWW WARBANDS FEATURE OVERVIEW event where you can battle it out with other players in intense PvP battles. And don’t forget about the DYNAMIC FLIGHT UPDATE, where you can soar through the skies on your very own dragon mount.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Summer Trading Post where you can trade rare items and gear up for your next adventure. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, check out our Remix: Pandaria event where you can relive the glory days of Mists of Pandaria raids.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and embark on the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen! Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can join us for the ultimate gaming experience?

ArrangedCraft: Where mom and dad’s love story meets blocks and adventures!

Adventures, arguments, arranged marriage, ArrangedCraft, blocks, Communication, cultural expectations, Dads, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family gatherings, fat shaming, Gender Roles, hatred, homelessness, housework, insults, Islam, love, Marriage, meets, mom, Pain, scolds, Story, terrible relationship, Thyroid

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of arranged marriages and terrible relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with insults, scolds, and complete b*tchiness – just like your dad!

Imagine a world where you can build your own house and not worry about your dad making fun of your mom for being “fat” (even though he’s fatter)! Explore our server where even grandma gets in on the action, constantly telling mom to do something about her freckles.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space where you can stand up for yourself, unlike poor mom who takes all the crap from dad. Witness epic arguments and emotional breakdowns that will make you grateful for your own family dynamics.

So why wait? Join our server now and build your own happy virtual family, where you can escape the drama and create your own story – without the threat of being left homeless by your dad after he gets all of you married off! It’s a Minecraft world like no other, filled with twists and turns that will make you appreciate your own family drama a little bit more.