brainlets – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

Pixelated Pals: Where People Use Infographics to Explain Their Minecraft Obsession
arrogance, belief system, brainlets, critical thinking, DEBT, debt burden, education, elevated sense of self, EXPLAIN, higher education, humanities degree, infographic, infographics, intelligence, low iq, Minecraft, Obsession, PALS, passed through, people, pixelated, self-importance, self-righteous, smug retards, Unironically, university system, useless degree
Are you tired of dealing with low IQ brainlets who think they’re smarter than everyone else just because they have a humanities degree? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave those smug retards in the dust. Our community is full of players who have actually used their brains for more than just memorizing useless information. Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who have discovered the true meaning of life through pixelated blocks. So come join us and show those humanities degree holders who the real intellectuals are!

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ReVoltage SMP
Adventures, bedrock, camaraderie, Community, cross-platform, Cross-Play, Empires, FRIENDSHIPS, fun-loving, Hermitcraftian, java, Memories, Moderation, multiplayer, new beginnings, player input, Principles, smp, Spark, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Voltage, Whitelist
ReVoltage is a cross-platform (Java & Bedrock) survival multiplayer server with a dedication to fostering a kind and fun-loving community community with hermitcraftian moderation and player input. Come join us!
Join ReVoltage SMP!
ReVoltage SMP is partially dedicated to reviving the community and feel of an SMP by the name of Voltage. Voltage wasn’t just any Minecraft server; it was a playground where lifelong friendships were created, empires were built, and unforgettable memories were made. Since Voltage powered down a few years ago, we’ve all been missing that spark. That’s why we’re creating ReVoltage, a cross-platform server designed to reignite the magic, bring back the camaraderie, and create new adventures.
That’s not all that we are, though. ReVoltage is meant to be a place of new beginnings based on previous principles. If you’re new, don’t worry! You’ll be welcomed with open arms. Our primary goal is fostering a kind and fun-loving community.
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🦜 Parrot SMP 🦜 (Not Modded) (SMP) No Whitelist! 🚫

24/7, Adventure, Community, Competitions, creativity, Discord, Events, FRIENDSHIPS, Gaming, Memories, Minecraft, Modded, Origins, Parrot, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Server, smp, story/lore, Vanilla, Whitelist

Bird SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Minecraft Server
Season Start	September 7th @ 7 PM CET / 1 PM EST / 5 PM GMT
Age Requirement	13+

Why Join Bird SMP Season 1?

Own origin selection
Experienced server owners
Fun mods included
Community events and competitions
Roleplay-friendly environment
24/7 active server
Quests for rewards

Apply Now! Join our Discord and follow the steps to get started: https://discord.gg/cM8yqyxjxW

We can’t wait to see you in Bird SMP!

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is Bird SMP?	Bird SMP is a modded Minecraft server combining Origins mod with a Vanilla+ modpack.
Can I create my own origin?	Yes, you can add your own unique origin once it’s approved for balance.
Is there an age requirement for the server?	Yes, the server is 13+.
When does Season 1 start?	Season 1 starts on September 7th at 7 PM CET / 1 PM EST / 5 PM GMT.
Are there community events and competitions?	Yes, there are community-driven events, competitions, and seasonal celebrations.
Is the server roleplay-friendly?	Yes, the server supports story/lore and rewards players matching their story/lore.
Is the server active 24/7?	Yes, the server is active 24/7 with no stinky free providers.
Are there quests on the server?	Yes, quests are available and they offer great rewards.

The Anonymous Minecraft Server
ANONYMOUS, Book, Characters, crime, detective, Fiction, Gripping, investigation, Minecraft, mysterious ending, Mystery, No. 687991140, novel, page-turner, plot twist, reading, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, thrilling climax, unexpected twists.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous server where anything goes!
Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely out of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Our community is filled with crazy characters who are always up for a laugh and a good time.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, flying llamas that shoot fireworks out of their butts, and a giant chicken that lays golden eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.
So come join us on our server and experience the most absurd and outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door.

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””at such young age, damn” Minecraft SMP”
“Youth, adolescence, age, damn, early years, growing up, Maturity, Minecraft, smp, TEENAGE, teenage years, young, young adulthood, young age, young and free, young and restless, young at heart, young generation, young life, young minds, young people, young souls, young spirit, Youthful
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!
Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. And don’t worry about griefers, because our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will kick anyone’s butt if they try to mess with your builds.
But that’s not all! We also have regular events like underwater pumpkin carving contests, hot potato with actual hot potatoes, and even a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to have a good time.
So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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BlockBreakers: Need a Break from MyCraft
Autonomy, BlockBreakers, Break, caregiving, Chronic illness, Chronic pain, Commitment, Communication, disabled partner, ENM, ethical non monogamy, feeling alone, feeling guilty, feeling neglected, HEARTBREAK, MARRIED, me time, migraines, mycraft, polyamorous relationship, relationships, Support, time alone
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and find some much-needed “me time”!
Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any guilt or obligations. Need a break from taking care of others? Look no further, our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild.
Who needs a polyamorous relationship when you can have multiple Minecraft worlds to explore? Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless possibilities in our virtual realm.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the freedom and fun you deserve. Who knows, you might even find a new friend or two along the way!

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HappyCraft SMP
Feel-Good, Happiness, happiness boost, happiness factors, happiness overload, happiness rush, happiness surge, happiness triggers, happy feelings, happy moments, happy thoughts, HappyCraft, instant gratification, instant happiness, instant happiness fix, instant joy, instant mood lift, instant smile, joy, positive vibes, smp
Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the joy of punching trees and building giant phallic structures with a community of equally deranged players! Need a break from the real world? Come relax in our virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s render distance, but who’s counting?).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be the one to finally give him the explosive hug he’s been waiting for?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the server and establish a new pecking order. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and let the chaos begin!

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SmartCraft: Not as Dumb as U Think
astute, Brainy, Bright, bright-minded, Clever, dumb, Insightful, Intelligent, knowledgeable, misunderstood, not as dumb, perceptive, quick-witted, Resourceful, savvy, sharp, sharp-minded, shrewd, Smart, SmartCraft, underestimated
Are you tired of being surrounded by players who can’t even figure out how to craft a wooden pickaxe? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is for the elite few who are actually smart enough to survive in the blocky world.
Join us if you want to show off your superior intelligence and outsmart your fellow players in epic battles of wits and strategy. Our server is like a virtual Mensa meeting, but with creepers and diamond swords.
Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, just to see if anyone can outsmart him. Will you be the one to crack the code and earn his respect? Join now and prove that you’re not as dumb as the majority of people think!

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LeopardCraft Minecraft Server
armored vehicles, artillery, defense equipment, defense minister statement, defense procurement, european security, German Defense Minister, German-Ukraine relations, Leopard 1 tanks, LeopardCraft, military aid, military alliance, military assistance, military cooperation, military hardware, military support, military technology, Minecraft, PISTORIUS, PzH2000 howitzers, Server, Ukraine, ukraine conflict
lol so like, ukraine be gettin’ 77 Leopard 1 tanks and 12 PzH2000 howitzers from germany like it’s a giant game of minecraft or somethin’. imagine rollin’ up to battle in a freakin’ tank, just blowin’ stuff up like it’s no big deal. come join our server and be part of the epic tank battles, we got explosions, chaos, and total mayhem. you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now and let’s wreak havoc together!

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BlockyWhiteHouseInvestigatesMurder
american woman, BlockyWhiteHouseInvestigatesMurder, Conflict Resolution, death, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Investigate, investigation, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, occupied West Bank, peace process, Politics, SECURITY, The White House, Tragedy, united states
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base just like the white house but way cooler. we got diamonds for days and a pet creeper that loves to blow stuff up. also, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a chicken. plus, our admin once fought off a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the adventures begin!

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Elite Safari Predators
action, alien creatures, dangerous game, deadly creatures, destructive, Elite, elite class, exotic animal hunting, hunting, hunting trips, intergalactic beings, movie villains, Pointless, predator movies, PREDATORS, rich elites, Safari, safaris, Sci Fi, species, thrill-seekers, Wealthy
Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Let me tell you why you gotta be a part of this madness!
So, like, imagine this: on our server, you can ride giant chickens into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the world! And guess what? The llamas are actually aliens in disguise who are plotting to steal all the diamonds in the land!
But don’t worry, because we have a secret weapon – the Predators from the Predator movies! These bad boys are the ultimate protectors of our server, and they will stop at nothing to defeat those sneaky llamas.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, that’s right! You’ll have to navigate through treacherous obstacles and deadly traps just to survive. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s go, gamers!

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