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BlocktopiaCraft

BlocktopiaCraft, Non-sexual pleasure Sensation Joy Happiness Relaxation Contentment Bliss Euphoria Serenity Tranquility Peace Fulfillment Gratitude Comfort Delight Excitement Wonder Amusement Enjoyment Thrill

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate non-sexual pleasure experience you’ve been searching for!
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant whoever finds it the ability to turn into a block of cheese at will.

So come on down and join us for the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs sexual pleasure when you have exploding chickens and dancing zombies, am I right?

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CraftyExecutioner700

activism, authoritarian regime, civil liberties, CraftyExecutioner700, death penalty, Democracy, executions, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international relations, iran, Iran politics, justice system, MIDDLE EAST, political reform, Political unrest, president, reformist, regime change, social justice

come join our epic minecraft server where the president is a reformist but also likes to execute 700 people for funsies! who wouldn’t want to be part of that chaotic energy? come build your own gallows and watch the fireworks as the president goes on a killing spree! join now for the ultimate thrill ride of a lifetime!

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Laser Moon Mars Craft

asteroid studies, celestial bodies, Craft, elemental analysis, elemental composition, extraterrestrial analysis, geological analysis, laser, laser technology, Laser-Induced Breakdown Spectroscopy, mars, Mars studies, mineral identification, Moon, Moon studies, planetary studies, remote analysis, remote sensing, resource identification, scientific instrumentation, scientific research, space exploration, Space missions, Spectroscopy

yo, dis server be like havin laser beams shootin everywhere, breakin stuff and makin things go boom! we be doin some crazy spectroscopy on da moon, mars, and even dem asteroids, tryna find dem resources and get rich! join us if u wanna be part of dis wild adventure, ain’t no other server like dis one, trust me! come on, let’s go explore da universe together and make some epic discoveries, it’s gonna be lit!

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NEVERGRIEF GRIEF SERVER Minecraft server

banner, description, grief server, Lazy, Minecraft, NEVERGRIEF, OWNER, personal account, Server

The owner of the server “NEVERGRIEF GRIEF SERVER” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
NeverGrief.aternos.me:28407

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ArkCraft Empire 1.20.6

1.20.6, Adele Rerun, AK EN Database, akg, akg website, Amiya, ArkCraft, arknights, arknights characters, arknights events, Arknights General, Bryophyta skin, Caster Aroma, Caster Lin, Coral Coast, Cutter skin, Degenbrecher, Empire, fashion review, Gavial The Invincible, Goldenglow, Guard Executor, Guard Wind Chimes, Jieyun, Kal’tsit, Medic Hibiscus, Medic Paprika, Mint, Myrtle, Poly Vision Museum, Reed The Flameshadow, Sniper Greyy, Sniper Pozemka, Sniper Ray, Specialist Kazemaru, Specialist Mizuki, Specialist Spuria, Valuable resources, Vanguard Cantabile

Yo, bros and bro-ettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, we got more content than a pig has mud! We’re talkin’ 6 Sniper Ray, 6 Sniper Pozemka, Guard Wind Chimes, Medic Hibiscus the Purifier, and Medic Paprika! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg, fam!

But wait, there’s more! We got Arbiter Aequissimus with Guard Executor The Ex Foedere, Specialist Spuria, and Vanguard Cantabile! Plus, we got Coral Coast Re-Edition with Gavial The Invincible, Goldenglow, and Myrtle! It’s like a party in your pocket, yo!

And don’t even get me started on the CN content, bro! We got Specialist Mizuki, Caster Lin, Caster Aroma, Sniper Greyy The Lightningbearer, and Specialist Kazemaru! Plus, we got New Year Celebration – Kernel and Poly Vision Museum! It’s like a buffet of awesomeness, my dudes!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and have more fun than a chicken in a coop! It’s gonna be lit, fam! Let’s get this party started! Wooooo!

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BirthdayBlockParty

age gap, Argument, birthday plans, BirthdayBlockParty, bowling, Cake, celebration, cocktail bar, Communication, compromise, Conflict, decorations, Dinner, family, Friends, girls night, grow up, mocktails, partner, selfish, Surprise party

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your birthday plans? Look no further than our server, where the age gap between players is just a number and the drama is off the charts!
Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a surprise party or two. Who needs a cocktail bar when you can have a virtual party with your Minecraft buddies?

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise no one will call you a bitch or tell you to grow up here. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. See you in the game!

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7DaystoDieFunLand

7DaystoDieFunLand, acceptance, bucket list, carpe diem, Cherishing moments, countdown, death, Embracing Fate, facing mortality, final week, Inevitable, last days, life reflection, living fully, living in the moment, living intentionally, living with purpose, living without regrets, making memories, mortality, saying goodbye

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the impending doom of death in just 7 days! Join us for a wild ride as you build, mine, and survive your way through the ultimate countdown challenge.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the only way to cheat death is to find the legendary diamond sword hidden somewhere in the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its power and save yourself from certain doom?

Join now for a chance to defy fate, make new friends, and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to outsmart death itself!

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EvilCraft: Don’t Appease!

activism, appease, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., do not appease evil, dont, evilcraft, foreign policy, Global Issues, government officials, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, leadership, Négotiation, peace talks, Peacekeeping, Politics, social justice, Ukraine, Ukrainian public figures, world leaders

so, liek, u kno wat u need in ur lief? a minecraft server dat is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with fun! we got u covered, fam. dis server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of glitter.
join us and u will be transported to a world where u can build ur dream castle, battle dragons, and ride pigs like a boss. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. it’s lit, trust me.

we also have the most epic events, like a potato sack race with Endermen or a fashion show with zombies. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next.

so, why join? because we are the most epic, insane, and hilarious minecraft server in the universe. u will never be bored, and u will make friends that will last a lifetime. come join us and let the madness begin!

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BlockyCorp News Network

2016 acquisition, Australian media, Australian newspapers, BlockyCorp, conglomerates, conservative shift, corporate conglomerates, corporate influence, influence, Media acquisitions, Media bias, media consolidation, media control, media manipulation, Media Ownership, media ownership concentration, Network, News, News Corp, newspaper bias, political influence, political slant, supply-side factors

so like, this server is like the craziest place to be in Minecraft, dude. it’s like, run by this big corporate conglomerate that’s all about influencing the political slant of Australian newspapers. like, they bought up all these newspapers and suddenly they all turned super conservative. it’s like, evidence that supply-side factors are super important, especially when it comes to media ownership concentration.
join this server if you wanna be part of the craziest conspiracy theory in Minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep dark secrets about the media and politics while building your epic Minecraft world. plus, there’s like, secret tunnels and hidden rooms that lead to who knows where. it’s a wild ride, man. come join the madness!

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Bear Kingdom Wild 1.21.4

1.21.4, Absurd, Animals, Bear, bears, celebration, CONGRATS, congratulations, FANTASY, FEMINIST, funny, gender swap, Girls, humor, imagination, JOKE, Kingdom, Men, replaced, role reversal, silly, Wild, women power, world

Lol, imagine a Minecraft server where you can escape the bear takeover and build your own fabulous girly paradise!
Join us for a wild adventure where you can show those bears who’s boss by crafting the most fabulous pink castles and unicorn stables ever seen in the Minecraft world!

Don’t miss out on the chance to unleash your inner princess warrior and conquer the bear-infested lands with glitter bombs and rainbow swords!

So grab your diamond tiara and join us on this epic quest to save the world from the furry menace and create the ultimate girly paradise in Minecraft!

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