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  • Captcha is Shit Minecraft SMP

    Captcha is Shit Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is so chaotic that even the creepers are scared to explode!

    Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s keeping track?). Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world that can only be found by solving a series of ridiculous riddles. Some say it’s guarded by a giant chicken wearing a crown, but who knows what you’ll actually find!

    So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just be prepared for anything because on this server, even the pigs have a vendetta against you.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Leftist Minecraft Server

    Crafty Leftist Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where we have scientifically proven that playing Minecraft increases your IQ by 100 points! That’s right, forget about studying or reading books, just join our server and watch your brain power skyrocket!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret potion in the game that turns you into a genius for 24 hours. Imagine building the most epic structures and solving complex puzzles with ease, all thanks to our magical potion!

    And if you’re worried about brain damage, don’t be! We have a team of brain surgeons on standby in case anything goes wrong. So come join us on our server and become the smartest player in Minecraft history – no inbreeding required!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineCraftyMe Server

    MineCraftyMe Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    > Join our Minecraft server and escape the brain-dead NPC zombies of the real world! > We have custom-designed boxers in-game that will make you go “AYYYYOOOOOOOOOO!!! THEY GOT MINECRAFT BOXERS!!!” > Every time you log in, without fail, you will be greeted by the sight of hilarious boxers that will bring joy to your pixelated life. > Why settle for real-life zoomers when you can join our server and interact with fellow gamers who have functioning tiktok microchips in their heads? > Don’t let the empty life of real-world NPCs bring you down, come join us and experience a world where the highlight of your day is finding the perfect pair of virtual boxers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Simply Minecraft | Simple Voice Chat | Vanilla SMP | 16+ ONLY

    Simply Minecraft | Simple Voice Chat | Vanilla SMP | 16+ ONLY

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there!

    I made this small server with the intent of getting a few dedicated players who are interested in a mostly vanilla experience with some hermitcraft-like features. As it is a mostly vanilla experience, we are whitelist only at the moment. You can join the server by joining our discord and putting your username in the whitelist channel.

    play.simplyminecraft.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Vanillabean 1.20.2 || 2yr Anniversary!

    Vanillabean 1.20.2 || 2yr Anniversary!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to VanillabeanSMP

      If you have been looking for a classic semi vanilla SMP with a focus on a tightly-knit small community, then you have come to the right place. After years of trying to find a server that is a simple semi vanilla SMP, without garbage like Kits, Sethome, Tp, or even keep inventory (just why), we got tired of waiting and created our own. Simply put, Vanillabean is a place of community that has evolved from humble beginnings of all of us getting bodied by hard mode skeletons into a thriving trade-based society with rules and laws made by our players. Come join an ever-growing community of players and leave your mark on the server’s history. Our worlds have no plans to EVER be reset, unless the sun explodes or something. Also, we have jobs, so don’t worry about us running out of Grandma’s Christmas money; we can actually afford to pay for the server.

    What makes us stand out:

      Court System: The Vanillabean court system works as the superficial rules of the server, they can be changed/altered by the players. If you want something changed DO IT you the players own the server and we mean it!Run for office!: Using the court system mentioned above run for judge/mayor of Vanillabean!Advanced cheat&grief protection: No need to worry about claims etc with active staff and advanced plugins all damage can be reverted.Chill community: All servers claim to have a chill relaxing community but we bring it to life, with advanced integration seamless clean discord layout, it is genuinely a nice place to hang out.

    Discord: https://discord.gg/uSDJhSQS9G

    IP: mc.Vanillabean.lol

    mc.vanillabean.lol

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Esrock

    Esrock

    New Minecraft Servers

    Esrock is a fun and open community of friends from all around the world who enjoy building and talking. As long as you respect other people and their builds, you are welcome to join our community. For more info on each aspect of our server go to our website and forums: www.esrock.net or just visit us in game: smp.esrock.net

    The mission of Esrock is to provide the best available outlets for community and friendships to form, individuals to grow and develop, all while keeping things simple.

    We have survival (with factions) and creative (regular and flat) worlds. Plus many mini-games to keep you busy (Cops and Robbers, PVP arena, King of the Ladder, mazes, etc).

    smp.esrock.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Players Assembly SMP Factions

    Players Assembly SMP Factions

    New Minecraft Servers

    Player’s Assembly is a community driven factions, warfare, economy, and RPG server. We’ve been operating since 2012, and have been branded as both ‘Harbor Way’ and ‘AuburnMC’. This server places an emphasis on plugins and datapacks related to technology, warfare, transportation, and general aesthetics. Player’s Assembly also features a working proximity voice chat that allows players to talk to each other in-game while connected to correct Discord channel. A full list of datapcks & plugins are available under the mod list tab. We continuously update all features on the server, including the base MC version, mods, plugins, and any client side addon support.

    join.playersassembly.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineVast

    MineVast

    New Minecraft Servers

    This www.minecraftservers.org slot is just used for calculating average stats

    Real page: http://minecraftservers.org/server/94500

    mc.minevast.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ZincBox

    ZincBox

    New Minecraft Servers

    ZincBox

    play.zincbox.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ShinraWorld

    ShinraWorld

    New Minecraft Servers

    I invite

    n5.csrv.pl:15770

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP