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Captcha is Shit Minecraft SMP

ai, ANNOYING, Artificial Intelligence, Authentication, brain-dead, Captcha, computer vision, frustrating, frustrating technology, Garbage, internet annoyance, irony, machine learning, Minecraft, online security, SECURITY, Shit, smp, SOLVE, Spam prevention, Technology, technology fail, Verification

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ores Mined:	683
Dragon Scales Harvested:	406	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Love Letters Sent:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9935	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is so chaotic that even the creepers are scared to explode!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s keeping track?). Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world that can only be found by solving a series of ridiculous riddles. Some say it’s guarded by a giant chicken wearing a crown, but who knows what you’ll actually find!

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just be prepared for anything because on this server, even the pigs have a vendetta against you.

Crafty Leftist Minecraft Server

Arab race, attitude, brain damage, brain-dead, CHRISTIANS, Crafty, inbreeding, insult, Leftist, Leftists, Liberals, Minecraft, muslims, religious people, Server, STUDIES

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5002
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Love Letters Sent:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magic Items Found:	2895	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where we have scientifically proven that playing Minecraft increases your IQ by 100 points! That’s right, forget about studying or reading books, just join our server and watch your brain power skyrocket!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret potion in the game that turns you into a genius for 24 hours. Imagine building the most epic structures and solving complex puzzles with ease, all thanks to our magical potion!

And if you’re worried about brain damage, don’t be! We have a team of brain surgeons on standby in case anything goes wrong. So come join us on our server and become the smartest player in Minecraft history – no inbreeding required!

MineCraftyMe Server

American, Be me, boxers, brain-dead, cartoons, empty life, funny writing, highlight, malfunction, microchip, MineCraftyMe, Npc, original thought, PSD’s, Server, tiktok, works at clothing store, zombies, Zoomer

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	802296	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Endless Night Skies:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

> Join our Minecraft server and escape the brain-dead NPC zombies of the real world! > We have custom-designed boxers in-game that will make you go “AYYYYOOOOOOOOOO!!! THEY GOT MINECRAFT BOXERS!!!” > Every time you log in, without fail, you will be greeted by the sight of hilarious boxers that will bring joy to your pixelated life. > Why settle for real-life zoomers when you can join our server and interact with fellow gamers who have functioning tiktok microchips in their heads? > Don’t let the empty life of real-world NPCs bring you down, come join us and experience a world where the highlight of your day is finding the perfect pair of virtual boxers.

Lithium smp

multiplayer, smp

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453
Dragon Scales Harvested:	265	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Server IP: lithiumsmps2.my.pebble.host

lithiumsmps2.my.pebble.host

FGGRIEF Minecraft server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	285
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dimension Hops:	1
Magic Items Found:	4544	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Potions Brewed:	57	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

The owner of the server “FGGRIEF” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bestworld.gomc.fun

QuackLandia

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

QuackLandia is a new and exciting server. you can play with the versions 1.8 to the latest version. You can even play with your bedrock edition friends! Enjoy gamemodes such as Towny, Skyblock and a unique gamemode SkyGrind. We have so much to come and see!

mc.quacker.link

FarCraft Network

KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Emeralds Found:	7828	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Divine Spears Created:	24
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12

A server for you to have fun with your friends and have a good time! We have multiple modalities that we have dedicated a lot to make them the best!

mc.farcraft.tk

Imc prison 1.8-1.19

Drop Party, op prison, Prison

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	7686	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

IMC Prison 1.0

!! New ownership !!

Ever wanted to play with a community and compete for rewards?

Join imc.prison.com today!

We offer exclusive rewards for both donators and non donators!We will try our best to accomodate to your needs aswell as any suggestions you provide throughout our seasons!

Seaons are 3 months long with buycraft payouts!We will be offering paypal payouts at some point in the future of the server!

Please join the ip above and join this amazing community today!

Versions: 1.8-1.19.3

Discord: https://discord.imcprison.com

imcprison.com

Jolly Land Minecraft server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Items Found:	8801
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

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Come to JollyLand! Anarchy Server! We have an auto-mine, quests, a buyer, an auction, a donation store, caches, an alchemist! Items include ladders, totems, super armor and much more! Cheats are prohibited!

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mc.jollyland.ru

MyCraftFriendly

Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6756
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Secret Passages Found:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Void Gems Collected:	17

Survival, Friendly, CutTreesEasy, Future implementation of MCMMO, Vanilla extra, Land Claim, Easy Going, Admin Roles Available, Fresh World – Help Needed.

51.195.204.144

Last life network

Adventure, Multiplayer Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Falling into the Void:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Welcome to Last Life!

Want to make your own nation or city on earth? Then you are at the right place for that!

Last Life allows players to roam the earth on a 1:924 scaled earth map and to create their own civilizations!

lastlife.mc-world.net:25566

DarkGrief Minecraft server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9838
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Towns Built:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

The best vulture server with free donation!!! Come in, kill the griefers, throw them into traps, they won’t do anything to you for this

d24.gamely.pro:20857

CandyMines

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

CandyMines is a Competitive Prisons Network with tons of unique features! We have huge youtubers playing, we are also hosting huge giveaways on our discord (discord.gg/candymines). Come join us today to get your prisons adventure started, we have some features we think you’d like!

play.candymines.us