Brain Damage MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BrainFartCraft Minecraft Server

brain injury, Minecraft, Lazy, BrainFartCraft, TBI

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is run by a former professional wrestler who suffered a TBI (Total Badass Injury) that made him fat and lazy. But don’t worry, his lack of physical prowess is more than made up for by his incredible Minecraft skills.

Join our server for the chance to battle against a team of mutant chickens who have taken over the land. These chickens are no ordinary poultry – they have been genetically modified to shoot lasers out of their beaks and can fly at supersonic speeds. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and claim their loot.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and traps. Legend has it that the dungeon was built by a group of ancient aliens who visited Earth thousands of years ago. Can you navigate its twists and turns to claim the ultimate prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, fat and lazy never looked so good in the world of Minecraft.

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MonkeyCraft Minecraft Server

cognitive test, past injuries, medical recommendations, balcony fall, stitches

Are you tired of constantly falling and hitting your head in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and fall off cliffs, jump into walls, and climb on top of the tallest structures without any consequences!

Our server is so realistic, you’ll swear you actually broke your arm or suffered a concussion every time you take a tumble. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, our doctors in-game will give you a cognitive test just for kicks. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a hidden talent for pixelated brain teasers!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of reckless behavior without any of the real-life consequences. Just watch out for those creepers, they can be a real headache!

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SheepSaverCraft

deadly condition, treatments, Brain, brain damage, disability

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where we tested a ‘megadose’ of sodium ascorbate on sheep and now they’re like super smart and building amazing structures! Forget about sepsis, we got you covered with our brain-boosting sheep experiments. Join us and become a Minecraft mastermind, no cognitive impairment here, just pure gaming fun! Don’t miss out on the craziest server around, where sheep are the key to success!

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Headbanger’s Delight: A Minecraft Server of Self-Inflicted Consequences

substance abuse, cognitive impairment, drug abuse, DELIGHT, head injury

Are you tired of living a boring, normal life? Do you crave chaos and excitement? Then come join our Minecraft server, where hitting yourself in the head, consuming alcohol and weed, and getting minimal sleep are not only encouraged, but required for survival!

On our server, you’ll embark on wild adventures, battle mythical creatures, and build epic structures all while under the influence of mind-altering substances. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into when you’re operating on zero sleep and a head full of booze and weed?

Join us now and experience the ultimate thrill ride of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the consequences…or maybe don’t be prepared, because who knows what’s going to happen next on our insane Minecraft server!

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CraftyChinaTariffs

CraftyChinaTariffs, tariffs dispute, trade negotiations, global trade, trade tensions

so like, this server is like the ultimate revenge against all those haters out there, just like China hitting back at Trump with those tariffs and sanctions, but in Minecraft form, ya know? we got crazy reciprocal tariffs between 10% to 15% on all the mobs and stuff, and we even got sanctions on US firms in the game, like they can’t trade with us or something. it’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and creepers instead of bombs and stuff. come join us and show those haters who’s boss in the Minecraft world!

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Feather Client Server – Unknown Server

Community, Client, feather, Hosting, Connect

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name My Awesome Server

IP 123.456.789.100

Version 1.16.5

Player Count 20/50

Features Survival gameplay, custom plugins, active community

FAQ

Gameplay

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the server IP in your Minecraft client and connect.

Rules

Q: What are the rules of the server?

A: Our rules include no griefing, respect other players, and no cheating.

Plugins

Q: Are there any special plugins on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom plugins for enhanced gameplay experience.

Community

Q: How can I interact with other players?

A: We have a Discord server where you can chat with other players and stay updated.

Monetization

Q: Is there any monetization on the server?

A: We offer cosmetic items for purchase, but nothing that affects gameplay.

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Server Name	My Awesome Server
IP	123.456.789.100
Version	1.16.5
Player Count	20/50
Features	Survival gameplay, custom plugins, active community

Lost Vtuber Dreams Unbound

3D vtuber model, vtuber design, Unbound, Digital Content Creation, vtuber community

🌀 EMBRACE THE UNRAVELING OF SANITY 🌀

Welcome to Chaos Cube, where the blocks are not just cubes, they’re CUBES OF DOUBT that will question your very existence! Why would anyone NOT join the server that is simultaneously the best and worst of all time? It’s where logic takes a holiday, and nonsense becomes the new law! So step inside, but be warned; your reality will shift, and the very fabric of existence may fray, threading you deeper into this pixelated abyss. You know it’s the greatest, the worst; your subconscious tells you so! Don’t believe me? That’s just what they want you to think!

✨ Features of the Uncanny Dimension ✨

Feature	Description
Time-Skipping Sheep	Sheep that warp time, but only during lunar eclipses. Good luck making wool!
Infinite Ender Dragons	Fight one dragon, then face ten… or just that one, who knows?
Chest of Infinite Randomness	Open it. Get a sandwich. Or maybe a toaster. No guarantees!
Gravity Is a Suggestion	Up is just a word, down is relative. Bounce for freedom!
Vtuber Physics	Every block moves like a perfectly good vtuber model gone to waste. Beautiful chaos!
Auto-Magic Spawning	Monsters appear when you least expect it. Or do they?

❓ Frequently Bewildering Questions ❓

Q: Is there a community? A: Who is the community? Perhaps they are inside your head, or outside, or both?!

Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules are for those who can see borders! Why define existence? Just jump in and FLOP!

Q: How do I join? A: Just click the link. Or don’t. The server is online whether you’re there or not. Does it even exist?

🗯️ Random Reviews from the Abyss 🗯️

“Have you ever seen a perfectly good vtuber model gone to waste?”

“It’s like the sun but colder and made of friendship!”

“I swear the blocks told me my secrets!”

CraftyLoveBae

personal preference, body image, Self Respect, fashion sense, Communication

join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story about a player who stumbled upon a magical diamond sword that could shoot lasers and summon dragons to do their bidding. they became the most feared and respected player on the server, all thanks to the insane loot they found in a hidden dungeon!

not convinced yet? how about the time a group of players built a massive roller coaster that went through a lava-filled volcano and ended with a splash in a pool of diamonds? true story, bro!

oh, and let’s not forget about the time a player tamed a pack of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. it was like something out of a fantasy movie, but it happened right here on our server!

so come join us and be a part of the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there. who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have next? just remember to watch out for those sneaky endermen, they’re always up to no good!

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CraftyCreeper

self reflection, 8. Inner conflict, 11. Unforeseen paths, 13. Overcoming denial, CraftyCreeper

Are you tired of being a boring old adult with responsibilities and bills to pay? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be a blocky adventurer with no worries in sight!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner child and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Want to create a giant toilet made out of diamonds? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? The sky’s the limit (literally, you can build in the sky too)!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against evil mobs, embark on quests to find hidden treasures, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right)!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your adulting woes behind and join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally blow up your own house with TNT, then you might regret it a little).

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TroopsDownUnderCraft

Ukraine, International cooperation, military intervention, Conflict Resolution, Troops

lol u kno wat wud b more fun than sending troops to ukrane? joining our epic minecraft server! we got so much action goin on u wont even miss the war. we got creepers blowin up ur house, zombies chasin u down, and skeletons shootin u from afar. its a war zone but wit blocks! plus, our admin is a former australian special forces soldier so u kno u in good hands. join now and let the blocky chaos begin!

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Brain Damage

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

Gameplay

Rules

Plugins

Community

Monetization

🌀 EMBRACE THE UNRAVELING OF SANITY 🌀

✨ Features of the Uncanny Dimension ✨

❓ Frequently Bewildering Questions ❓

🗯️ Random Reviews from the Abyss 🗯️