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SMPJonBlowFellFromGrace

braid, controversy, critical reception, Downfall, Failure, fall from grace, game design, game development, game industry drama, Indie developer, indie failure, indie game development, indie games, indie success, Jon Blow, public perception, Redemption, SMPJonBlowFellFromGrace, success, the witness, Video Game (Industry)

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2169
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Once a powerful player on our Minecraft SMP, Jon Blow was known for his epic builds and unbeatable PVP skills. But one day, he decided to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and lost spectacularly. Now he’s just a humble farmer, tending to his crops and muttering about his defeat.

Join our server and witness the madness firsthand! From epic battles with giant chickens to building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, there’s never a dull moment on our Minecraft SMP. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself makes surprise appearances to hand out enchanted diamond swords.

So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next Jon Blow – just try to avoid challenging any dragons to dance-offs.

BraidCraft: LOL Edition

anniversary edition, beautiful graphics, braid, BraidCraft, challenging levels, Classic Game, Edition, Indie developer, indie game, linux, lol, Mac, mind-bending puzzles, nintendo switch, PC, platformer, PlayStation, puzzle game, remastered, Steam, time manipulation, time travel, video game, Xbox

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7585
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Secret Passages Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena during boss battles.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckles.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.

SILlyJokesNoMore – Minecraft Server

annoyance, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, family, gender, humor, in-laws, Insecurity, jokes, Masculinity, Maturity, Minecraft, name.., parenting, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, Server, Siblings, SILlyJokesNoMore, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Items Found:	8000	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4634

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister-in-law’s sense of humor? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace all names, whether they’re traditionally male or female. We even have a special Skye section just for you!

Our server is so inclusive, even your sister-in-law will be impressed. She might even stop teasing you about your name and start building pink dresses for all the Skyes on the server. Who knows, maybe she’ll even name her own daughter after you!

So come join us and show everyone that you’re secure in your masculinity, just like our server is secure in its awesomeness. Don’t be sensitive like your sister-in-law, be a Minecraft master on our server!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

affiliate marketing, Babysitting, blogging, car washing, CraftyCash, delivery driver, easy income, extra income, freelance, gig economy, house cleaning, Minecraft, odd jobs, online surveys, passive income, pet sitting, quick income, selling crafts, Server, side hustle, tutoring, virtual assistant, yard work

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	101	Emeralds Found:	6061
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft just to make a measly profit? Look no further, because our server offers the most outrageous ways to make extra income!

Join our server and participate in our exclusive “Pig Racing Championship” where you can bet on which pig will win the race and earn big bucks! Or try your luck at our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the prize is a chest full of rare items (if you survive, that is).

But that’s not all! We also have a “Zombie Pigman Taxi Service” where you can hitch a ride on the back of a zombie pigman and charge other players for a speedy transport across the map.

So why wait? Join our server now and start making that sweet, sweet virtual cash in the most ridiculous ways possible!

CraftyDateQuest

Communication, compatibility, conversation starters, CraftyDateQuest, Date night, DATING, dating advice, deep questions, first date, fun questions, get to know someone, getting to know each other, getting to know you, icebreakers, long term potential, meaningful conversations, personal interests, questions, Relationship Building, relationship goals, relationships

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1871
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring first date conversations like “What’s your favorite color?” or “Do you like long walks on the beach?” Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to spice up your love life!

Imagine this: you and your date are exploring a virtual world together, mining diamonds and fighting off creepers. You ask them questions like “If you were a Minecraft mob, which one would you be?” or “What’s your favorite block to build with?” Trust us, nothing brings people closer together than bonding over a mutual love for pixelated pigs and redstone contraptions.

And if things start to get awkward, just challenge your date to a PvP battle in the Nether. Nothing says romance like setting your significant other on fire with a bucket of lava, am I right?

So why waste time with boring first date questions when you could be crafting memories on our Minecraft server? Join now and let the love (and TNT explosions) begin!

CaliphateCraft: No griefing, only building!

building, Caliphate, CaliphateCraft, CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, extremism, Griefing, Insurgency, Isis, Islamic extremism, ISLAMIC STATE, Islamic State attacks, jihadist group, MIDDLE EAST, radicalization, Syria, Syrian civil war, Syrian conflict, Terrorism, terrorism in Syria, violence, War

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

come join our minecraft server, where we have more explosions than the Islamic State in Syria! we’ve got over 4,100 ways to have a blast, literally! our caliphate may have collapsed, but our server is still going strong! build your own empire and watch it crumble like the real caliphate did! join now for a killer time!

LoisCraftInsured

accident, Claim, coverage, Daily Planet, deductibles, fictional character, hard time, high premiums, insurance, journalist, Liability, Lois Lane, LoisCraftInsured, metropolis, policy, Protection, Risk, SuperHero, Superpowers, underwriting, vulnerable

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

so, like, u know how lois lane is always getting into trouble with superman and stuff? well, imagine if she had a minecraft server to escape all that craziness! like, she could build a fortress to protect herself from all the villains and stuff. and, like, she could have a pet creeper to blow up anyone who tries to mess with her. plus, she could team up with other players and go on epic quests to save the world from evil. it would be, like, the ultimate escape for lois lane. so, like, if u wanna join her on this crazy adventure, come join our server and let’s have some fun!

Borrelionation: The Antibiotic Resistance Saga

antibiotic, antibiotic treatment, antimicrobial resistance, Borrelionation, future research, ineffective treatments, nationwide cohort study, neuroborreliosis, Patients, resistance, Saga, scientific basis, unnecessary harm

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	326257
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more fun than a barrel of monkeys and more chaos than a herd of creepers!

Join us and become part of our wacky community where we do things that make no sense but are hella fun! Like, did you know that we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats? Yeah, it’s true!

And get this, on our server, we have a mini-game where you have to ride a pig through a maze while being chased by a horde of angry chickens! It’s wild, man!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a giant castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! And inside, there’s a treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers!

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who needs scientific basis when you can have this much fun? Let’s break all the rules and have a blast together!

JoJoLand httpst.meJojolandpe Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, banner, best, Chaos, Community, competitive, Fun, Gaming, jojo, jojoland, Land, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Server, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	45	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Votes:	3067
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Best Anarchy Server

jojoland.ru:19132

SchoolDays

Adventure, argentina, argentino, cars, Chile, chileno, city, colombia, Community, custom furniture, decision, decorating, Experience, Hispano, home design, Mexicano, mexico, Minecraft, Paraguay, Roleplay, Romantic dates, SchoolDays, Server, Servidor, sunset, Survival, unforgettable, Uruguay, virtual life

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6637
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Secret Passages Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Welcome to SchoolDays, the Minecraft server where your virtual life becomes a realistic adventure! Immerse yourself in a vibrant world full of exciting possibilities: from romantic dates under the sunset to driving cars around the city, designing and decorating your own home with custom furniture, and much more! Join a passionate community where every decision counts and every moment is lived to the fullest. Discover SchoolDays and make every day an unforgettable Minecraft experience!

schooldays.club

MorallyCrafted Minecraft Server

anti-democracy, autistic incels, banning pornography, closed borders, flat Earth conspiracy theories, Homophobia, HUMAN RIGHTS, Interpretations, involuntarily committed, Minecraft, moral relativism, MorallyCrafted, normies, preventatively detained, Racial segregation, Server, telling women what to do, Transphobia, universal evils

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3961
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	New Chunks Explored:	643009
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to question everything and obey no one! Except for a few non-negotiable universal evils like racial segregation, transphobia, and telling women they can’t have sex or get tattoos. We believe in human rights, but all autistic incels should be preventatively detained and involuntarily committed just for existing. It’s all relative, bro!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flat Earth conspiracy theories, closed borders, and banning pornography. Who needs moral facts when you can have outrageous interpretations and insane stories? Why are normies like this? Come find out on our server!

Respawn Realm Minecraft Server

after death communication, Afterlife, beyond the grave, beyond the veil, crossing over, death experience, end of life, eternal rest, final destination, ghostly encounters, Heaven, Hell, Life after death., Minecraft, Near Death Experience, paranormal activity, Purgatory, Realm, Reincarnation, respawn, Server, soul journey, Spiritual beliefs, what comes next

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7347
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Ever wondered what happens when you die in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you get to find out firsthand! When you kick the bucket, you’ll be transported to a magical land filled with dancing pigs and singing creepers. It’s a party in the afterlife, and you’re invited!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret hidden dimension where you can battle giant chickens and ride rainbow-colored llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chest filled with diamonds and golden apples.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest afterlife adventure you’ll ever have in Minecraft!