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| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 419 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 15 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3872 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this server and suddenly you’re transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can dance. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?
but wait, there’s more! on this server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. trust me, it’s a clucking good time.
oh, and get this, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking squid. i know, it sounds fishy, but it’s totally legit.
so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? it’s like a dream come true, except you’re not actually dreaming. or are you? who even knows anymore, man. just join and let the madness begin!
