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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 7029 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 2557 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!