-
Baby Blockers – A Minecraft Server for Femanons and Boyfriends
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can get pregnant just by standing next to your boyfriend’s character! That’s right, forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, the real challenge is managing your virtual pregnancy cravings and decorating your virtual nursery. Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your life choices in the best way possible! -
Crafty Cougars: Where older boyfriends mine your heart away!
Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of a strong, rugged Minecraft player to protect you from creepers and zombies? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find the perfect virtual boyfriend to shower you with love and diamonds! Join now and let your pixelated romance blossom in ways you never thought possible. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a hunky Minecraft boyfriend to build with and protect you from all the virtual dangers of the blocky world? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity for pixelated love and adventure! -
DesiCraft: Where Indians Rule the Minecraft World!
Are you ready to join the most unstoppable force in the world of Minecraft? Our server is filled with dominating Indians who are taking over the tech world, politics, and even the hearts of white women across the globe. We are innovating, improving, and cream-pieing our way to the top. Join us and witness the rise of the Indian race in media, movies, and TV shows. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic journey to domination. Join now and become a part of the Indian revolution in Minecraft! -
BabyShowerDramaCraft
Are you tired of dealing with toxic in-laws and drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can escape the madness and just have fun building and exploring!On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mother-in-law crashing your baby shower and causing chaos. Instead, you can focus on creating the perfect nursery for your virtual baby and enjoying a peaceful gaming experience.
Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will have your back if anyone tries to start trouble. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – because who needs that when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?
-
HotPeopleProbsMC
high expectations, attractive people, objectification, attractiveness stereotypes, confidence issuesJoin our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is exclusively for the most beautiful and charming players in the Minecraft universe. Why? Because only the most attractive people can handle the intense levels of awesomeness and fun we have to offer.Once upon a time, a player so stunningly gorgeous joined our server and instantly became the ruler of all the land. Their beauty was so powerful that even the creepers couldn’t resist exploding out of admiration. Join our server and you too could become the next Minecraft supermodel!
But beware, only the most attractive players can survive in our server. If you’re not turning heads with your pixelated looks, you might just get kicked out by our virtual bouncers. So grab your best skin and get ready to slay in style on our fabulous Minecraft server.
-
ColombiaCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, imagine if the chinese envoy to colombia was actually a minecraft character, promoting like, epic bilateral ties with other players, while also like, totally clashing with the washington players. it’s like, a whole diplomatic drama up in here, but with blocks and stuff.join this server if you wanna be part of this crazy world where international relations are settled with pickaxes and swords. who needs boring old politics when you can have minecraft diplomacy, amirite? plus, the chinese envoy gives out the best loot, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna join? come on, get in on the action and let’s make some alliances and enemies, minecraft style!
-
NordicCraft: Trump’s Greenland Quest
so, like, u know how trump is all like “i wanna buy greenland”? well, on this server, we already own greenland. yep, we straight up bought it with our minecraft diamonds. and the danish pm is like “oh snap, we gotta join this server cuz those nordic leaders are united in their love for greenland.” so come join us and be part of the most epic land deal in minecraft history. plus, we have polar bears as pets and ice cream that never melts. it’s lit, fam. -
Noisy Blood Pressure Check
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we measure blood pressure in the wildest ways! We tested it in public, loud places and it didn’t even make a difference! Our readings are as accurate as a creeper blowing up your house! Join now for the most thrilling blood pressure monitoring experience of your life! Who knew checking your BP could be this exciting?! 😂🎮🩺 #MinecraftMadness #BloodPressureBonanza #CreeperChaos