But don’t worry, we’re not all tough love here. We’ll still help you out within reason, unlike some parents who think we’re useless because of FERPA guidelines. And if you think we’re being unprofessional, just wait until you meet our coaches who think we’re assholes for not babying the students.
So join our server and experience the thrill of adulting in a virtual world where you’ll learn valuable life skills like reading emails and following instructions. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a football recruit who needs help with their FAFSA – just don’t expect us to fill in the blanks for you!
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday!
Sick of boring old creepers blowing up your hard work? Don’t worry, on our server, creepers have been trained to breakdance instead of explode. It’s quite the sight to see!
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” experience? It’s the only place where you can plummet from the sky with a giant dragon by your side.
So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!
So, like, if you wanna be a Minecraft baller like those Russian millionaires, you gotta join our server. We got diamond blocks for days, yo! And our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like fighting in the middle of a war zone (but without all the actual danger, of course).
Plus, we have the most epic events ever! Like, one time we had a build battle where the theme was “luxury bunker” and let me tell you, the creativity was off the charts. We even had a secret underground club where only the richest players could hang out and party.
So, if you wanna be part of the elite like those Russian millionaires, come join our server and show off your Minecraft skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft millionaire yourself!
SPHINX IS A PLUS13-VOICE-CHAT-REQUIRED-ORIGINS-LORE-SMP
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| Features |
|---|
| Custom crops and farming |
| Upgradable spawners |
| Upgradable hoppers |
| Filtered hoppers |
| Spawn plots |
| Custom fishing |
| Custom ores (based on terraria) |
| Custom weapons, armor and tools |
| Custom items (ex: world expander) |
| Custom models (ex: furniture) |
| Infinite blocks (builders love those) |
| Inv backups (up to 50 per player) |
| Item recycle (recycle your items) |
| Player shop plots at spawn |
| Leveled mobs for challenge |
| Infernal mobs |
| Death Chests |
| Tool leveling |
| Chest sort |
| Temp fly |
| Land claims |
| Quests |
| Daily quests |
| Backpacks |
| Bank |
| Server map |
| Builder wands |
| Sell wands |
| Chat games |
| Custom currency |
| Rotating shop |
| Jobs |
| Player warps |
| Marriage system |
| Pet petting |
| Ranks |
| Shopkeepers |
| Vote party |
| Quarries |
| Skills |
| Races |
A: You can join us by connecting to the IP: play.fermium-mc.fun
A: We have a small but friendly community of around 10 players.
A: The server offers extensive features such as custom crops, upgradable spawners, filtered hoppers, custom weapons and armor, tool leveling, and much more.
A: Yes, the server provides player shop plots at spawn where you can set up your own shop.
A: Yes, the server has both quests and daily quests for players to complete.
A: Yes, players can participate in a marriage system on Fermium MC Survival.
Join us for epic discussions about Vtubers who love throwing it back to the good old days of gaming. Want to team up with other players to create a Divegrass team and dominate the competition? We got you covered!
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Lumi ARG and uncover the secrets hidden within. Who knows what mysteries await you in this virtual world?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the retro fun begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with rare retro games and Vtuber memorabilia. The possibilities are endless on our server!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of khajiits appear, singing Azura’s name in the most hilarious way possible. You can’t help but join in on the fun and before you know it, you’re part of the mispronunciation madness!
But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and even a secret underground dance party where the Endermen are the best dancers! So why waste your time on other boring servers when you can join us and experience the chaos for yourself? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s mispronounce Azura’s name together!
Our server is the perfect place for pregnant players living with their moms to take a break from real-life doggy diapers and crazy pregnancy hormones. Leave behind the unsanitary mess and join us for a clean and poop-free gaming experience.
With outrageous stories and insane adventures waiting for you, this Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from the chaos of real life. Say goodbye to cleaning up after dogs and hello to building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds with fellow gamers.
Join now and leave the poop stains behind – it’s time to game in peace and tranquility!
Just like this friend, our server has unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual argument over which block to use for your castle!
But don’t worry, if things get too heated, you can always take a break and explore our world filled with unique activities. Just like trying out new foods, trying out new challenges in Minecraft can be a fun and exciting experience.
So come join us on our server, where friendships may be tested, but the fun never ends. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way – unlike this unfortunate real-life situation.