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Putin’s Pixelated Playground Minecraft Server
so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got all the craziest stuff happening here. like, one time, our admin rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of lava. it was epic, bro.we also have this thing where every full moon, the mobs in the game turn into dancing llamas. it’s wild, man. you gotta see it to believe it.
and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party. it’s lit, fam. we got glowstone everywhere and the music never stops.
so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s off the chain and full of surprises, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. come party with us and let’s make some memories together.
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PeaceCraft: Ukraine Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where we make peace in Ukraine by building giant pixel art of peace signs and rainbows. if you don’t join, the EU will be very disappointed and might send a herd of angry sheep to your house. plus, if you join, you get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its butt. so come on, let’s make peace and have a blast in minecraft land! -
smp.me
Overview of Minecraft Server
Feature Description Server Type Semi-vanilla with vanilla experience Whitelisted Ensure friendly and pleasant community LGBTQ+ Friendly Inclusivity is core belief Player Age 16+ dedicated players Features of the Server
- (opt-in) Proximity Chat Mod
- Armor Stand Tools
- Discord > server chat
- Web based world map
- Gradual world border expansion
- Grief prevention systems
- Adult staff team
- Opt-in PVP
- Decorative player heads
- Decisions made by community vote
- Sleep skip
What We Don’t Do
Keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that change the vanilla experience, plugin/money based economy, donator perks with advantages
FAQ
Question Answer How can I join the server? Head to smp.me to apply. What is the age requirement for players? Players must be 16 years or older. Are there grief prevention systems in place? Yes, we have systems to detect and revert grief. Can I use plugins to change my gameplay experience? We do not allow plugins that change the vanilla experience. -
NeoCraft Realm 1.20
Hey guys, my name is Brad! I need new friends because my cat won’t talk to me anymore. Text me at +1 (708) 803-5412, I promise I won’t send you weird memes…maybe.I’ll be at Lassens Tap in Homewood until close, come chat with me or keep me busy by listening to my conspiracy theories about llamas ruling the world.
Join this Minecraft server for a chance to build a virtual beer on draft or eat a pixelated bite to eat. I’ll be bored at work all day, so come entertain me with your best Minecraft jokes and creations. Let’s make this server lit like a creeper explosion!
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HateMyJobInMinecraftSMP
OMG GUYS, you know what I hate about my job? Like, everything! But guess what? You can escape all that boring adulting by joining our EPIC Minecraft SMP! We have diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats. And get this, our server is run by a team of trained monkeys who only speak in memes. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. So ditch your job and come join us for some totally wacky and wild Minecraft adventures! -
Elon’s Blocky Banishment Society
lol imagine a world where elon musk gets kicked out of a society for being too cool. like, bro, he’s just too awesome for them to handle. they’re all like “sorry elon, but you’re just too much of a legend for us to handle. please leave and take your coolness elsewhere.” and then all the other members are just signing this open letter like “yeah, get out of here elon, we can’t handle your swag.”if you want to escape the drama and hang out with some chill peeps, come join our minecraft server. we don’t care how cool you are, as long as you’re down to build some epic structures and have a good time. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and have epic battles with giant mutant creepers.
so come join us and leave all the drama behind. elon musk may not be welcome in the royal society, but he’s always welcome on our minecraft server.
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Fictional Multiverse Mayhem
Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be livin’ in da multiverse, like whaaat? We got every fictional universe up in dis place, like Spongebob chillin’ with Harry Potter and Darth Vader playin’ tag with Pikachu. It’s a whole lotta crazy up in here, but that’s just how we roll in da multiverse, yo. So come on down and join us for some wacky adventures and mind-blowing shenanigans. Trust me, you ain’t never seen anything like this before, it’s like Minecraft on steroids, but in a good way, ya know? So what you waitin’ for? Come on and join us in da multiverse, where anything is possible and everything is just plain bonkers!