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Java Jive Cafe Server

antioxidants, Beverages, cafe, Caffeine, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, coffee, daily intake, Drinking, habits, head and neck cancer, health benefits, health news, health study, java, Jive, Lifestyle, lower risk, Moderation, Prevention, research, Server, study, tea

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7810
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Magic Items Found:	6320	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we drink tea and coffee all day to lower our risk of getting head and neck cancer! we have found that players who have more than 4 coffees a day have a 17% lower chance of getting head and neck cancers in game. so grab your pickaxe and your favorite mug and join us for a wild adventure filled with caffeine and creepers. who knew that fighting off zombies could also help fight off cancer? join now and let’s caffeinate our way to victory!

Italian Adventures 1.20.6

1.20.6, Adventures, cultural heritage, Do Re Mi, european music, Fa Sol La Si Do, Italian, Italian culture, italian folklore, Italian heritage, Italian history, Italian landmarks, Italian language, Italian Music, Italian tourism, Italian traditions, italy, italy travel, medieval song, Music, musical traditions, Old songs, traditional music

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3039
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Yo, bro, forget about Italy and medieval songs, come join our Minecraft server where we sing in blocks instead of notes! We don’t do no boring old Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Si Do, we do Creeper, Diamond, Zombie, Enderman, Chicken, TNT, and Bacon! Yeah, you heard me right, we sing in Bacon!

Join our server and experience the craziest musical journey of your life! Build your own musical masterpiece using blocks and mobs as your notes. Trust me, once you’ve heard a Creeper symphony, you’ll never want to go back to regular music again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some bacon music together!

The Janitor Minecraft SMP

Character, janitor, janitor character, janitor persona, janitor wrestler, Janitorial, janitorial character, janitorial gimmick, Minecraft, smp, wrestling gimmick, wrestling persona

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Crops Grown:	1350	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the janitor is the real MVP! Forget about building epic castles or slaying dragons, our janitor will sweep you off your feet with his mad cleaning skills. Join us for a chance to witness the janitor’s legendary mop techniques and see him battle against the evil dust bunnies that threaten to take over the server.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Rumor has it that the janitor is the best dancer in town and can outshine even the most skilled players on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with cleaning antics, dance parties, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos!

NoFoodZoneCraft

airline policies, airplane etiquette, airplane rules, airplane snacks, allergic reactions, emergency medical situations, entitled passengers, flight attendant intervention, food allergies, in-flight disruptions, inconsiderate behavior, NoFoodZoneCraft, passenger entitlement, passenger health, passenger rights, passenger safety, peanut allergy, peanut-free flights, Public Safety, public shaming, social judgment

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of being judged for wanting to live? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your right to not die mid-air! No peanuts allowed, so you can game in peace without the fear of an allergic reaction. Our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of staying alive while playing Minecraft. Don’t be booed for wanting to survive, join us today and game without the peanut pressure!

CraftyCommies: Redstone Revolution

Asia, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Defense, drone technology, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, military alliance, military buildup, military deployment, military equipment, military strategy, N.Korea, North Korea, Redstone, revolution, russia, SECURITY, seoul, suicide drone supply, troop deployment

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Runes Activated:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	316	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1

lol ur probably thinking what does this have to do with a minecraft server? well let me tell u, our server is so lit that even N. Korea wants to join! they’re preparing to send troops and suicide drones to help us dominate the virtual world. imagine playing minecraft with actual soldiers and drones, it’s gonna be epic! join now before it’s too late and become a part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Welcome to the Bedrock Box server! Minecraft server

banner, Bedrock Box, Community, Creative, Crystalix, Discord, ds, Fun, Gaming, Hades, Minecraft, minecraft server, Play, PvP, ruslan, Server, server description, server image, Survival, Turned On

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Animals Bred:	197	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

This is a server with a bedrock box like Hades or like Crystalix! Who wants to play and the server is not turned on, write to me in ds (discord) here it is: Ruslan 10#9136

BedrockBox08991.aternos.me

Sigma Wealth Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, abundance mindset, Empire, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial growth, financial independence, financial mindset, Financial Success, high net worth, investing goals, luxury lifestyle, millionaire habits, millionaire lifestyle, millionaire mindset, millionaire success, money goals, money mindset, sigma, success mindset, wealth, wealth building, wealthy mindset

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ores Mined:	7645
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya – on this server, you can get so freakin’ rich that you’ll be able to laugh off losing 10K USD like it’s no big deal! That’s right, we’re talkin’ about #sigmalifegoals up in here! So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and start stackin’ them virtual riches like there’s no tomorrow! Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Rudolph if it wasn’t foggy on that Minecraft SMP

Bright, christmas, christmas eve, DECEMBER, Festive, foggy, holiday, jolly, MAGICAL, Merry, Minecraft, north pole, red nose, reindeer, reindeer games, rudolph, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, santa, Sleigh, Sleigh Bells, smp, WASNT, Winter

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Love Letters Sent:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dimension Hops:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like Rudolph if it wasn’t foggy on that one Christmas eve – shining bright and leading the way to epic adventures!

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese! Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

HateWordCraft

10. Words that bug, 11. Phrases that grate, 12. Language annoyances, 13. Words that grate, 14. Phrases that grate, 15. Language pet hates, 16. Words that irritate, 17. Phrases that annoy, 18. Language irritations, 19. Words that frustrate, 2. Irritating words, 20. Phrases that frustrate., 3. Annoying phrases, 4. Language pet peeves, 5. Words that annoy, 6. Phrases that bother, 7. Words that grate, 8. Phrases that irk, 9. Language dislikes, HateWordCraft, pet peeve

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	302220
Chimeras Created:	3	Ores Mined:	7565
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Votes:	4722
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft boredom! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and more diamond loot than you can shake a pickaxe at.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves face to face with a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! How about the time when a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and guarded by a giant spider wearing a top hat? Or the time when a group of players banded together to defeat a dragon that was terrorizing the land, only to discover that the dragon was actually just a misunderstood llama in disguise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, if you happen to come across a talking cow or a dancing sheep, just go with it – anything is possible on our server!

Chilly Brain Boost Server

Boost, Brain, brain damage, brain function, brain health, brain injury, brain models, brain recovery, brain therapy, brain trauma, brain treatment, chilly, hypothermic treatment, medical breakthrough, Medical research, mild hypothermia, neurological recovery, neurology, neuronal recovery, neuroscience, oxygen-deprived brain, research, Server, therapeutic hypothermia

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

so like, on this server, we have like, this crazy thing where if your character gets too cold, they actually get smarter! like, they start building the most epic structures and coming up with the wildest redstone contraptions. it’s like, the ultimate brain boost, bro. join us and become a genius builder in no time! who needs warmth when you can have big brain energy, amirite?