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GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Arctic resources, buy Greenland, controversial proposal., Danish PM, Danish territory, diplomatic dispute, economic opportunity, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global politics, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, political tension, real estate deal, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial acquisition, trump, US president, US-Denmark relations

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4170	Gods Slained:	0
Zombie Dances:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, it’s so lit that even trump tried to buy it, not greenland, but our server! he was all like “i need dis server, it’s gonna be huge, believe me!” and the danish PM was like “nah bro, u can’t buy our server, it’s too awesome for u!” so yeah, if u wanna be part of something that even trump wants, join our server now! we got diamond rain, flying pigs, and a secret portal to the nether that leads to a land made entirely of cheese! come on, u know u wanna be a part of this madness! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

AI SurveillanceCraft

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Behavior, big brother, billionaire, Citizens, control, data, Ethics, Future, government surveillance, Larry Ellison, Monitoring, privacy, privacy concerns, SECURITY, society, surveillance system, SurveillanceCraft, Technology

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6432
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a billionaire named Larry Ellison who watches over us with his AI surveillance system! he makes sure everyone is on their best behavior so you better not grief or else he will come for you with his army of robot minions! but don’t worry, we also have a secret underground base where we throw wild parties and prank each other with TNT traps! join now for a chance to be part of the craziest minecraft community ever! Larry Ellison is waiting for you to join his virtual utopia!

Farting & Laughing: The Minecraft Server

A Quiet Place, danger, emily blunt, family, FARTING, fear, gender ratio, horror movie, john krasinski, LAUGHING, Men, Minecraft, Monsters, post-apocalyptic, Server, SILENT, Sound, Survival, survival skills, Suspense, Tension, Thriller

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	611
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	126	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

come join our minecraft server where the gender ratio is off the charts! we have so many men getting picked off for farting and laughing, it’s a real party up in here! you won’t find a more hilarious and chaotic server anywhere else. join us for a good time and lots of laughs, just watch out for those deadly farts!

ALPINA Geopol

ad astra, Admin Shop hubs, ALPINA, annex more territory, Cannons, chunk claiming/protection, custom-built, efficient modpack, Engineering, Geopol, Immersive Airplanes, Modded, more/Immersive Engineering, period-accurate weaponry, Player Run Economy, simple voice chat, TCAZ mod, Trains

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to Alpina Geopol Season 1 – Cold War Space Race set in 1958

FRESH 1 WEEK OLD SEASON!

We are a heavily modded geopolitical server with balanced, intentional design and gameplay experiences for every kind of player. We run a 1:1000 scale of a real Earth map – come write your name in our server’s history books!

Playing on Alpina revolves around core goals and interacting with core gameplay mods:

Features	Description
Custom Modpack	Chock-full of exciting mods including Create Mod, trains, cannons, and more/Immersive Engineering
Nations	Join a nation or start your own before joining
Space Race	Be the first nation to get to the moon and beyond with Ad Astra
Warfare	Wage war with period-accurate weaponry and technology from the TCAZ mod
Land Expansion	Expand your land by building in your nation to annex more territory
Trade and Economy	Trade materials, weapons, and energy with other players
Voice Chat	Simple voice chat and chunk claiming/protection for cooperation and land protection

Server IP: Alpina.mc-mods.xyz

Join our Discord Server for more information on mods and our world! We hope to see you soon!

https://discord.gg/H3grjRrqVn

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a nation?	You can join a nation by checking our claim map channel and making a ticket.
Can I start my own nation?	Yes, you can start your own nation before joining.
How do I participate in the Space Race?	You can participate in the Space Race by being the first nation to get to the moon and beyond with Ad Astra.
Is there a player-run economy?	Yes, there is a player-run economy supplemented by our Admin Shop hubs.

MysticCraft Land 1.21

anti-semitism, belgians, Bigotry, Blaming, Boring, conspiracy theories, discrimination, Everything.., Hate Speech, hateful rhetoric, Historical revisionism, ignorance, intolerance, Jews, Land, MysticCraft, new, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7569
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because we blame everything on the Belgians! Yeah, forget about those boring old “jews,” we’re all about pointing fingers at the Belgians now. Trust me, it’s a wild ride full of crazy conspiracies and hilarious accusations. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blame everything on the Belgians together!

StepMomsGamingMCServer

#youtube, Apology, BBC kids channel, Boundaries, Communication, Disney, English teacher, Etiquette, games, installation, kids behavior, LOL game, Manners, Minecraft, Netflix, Parental Responsibility, roblox, slide game, step mother, StepMomsGamingMCServer, tablet

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	New Chunks Explored:	464917

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of having your tablet invaded by a little sis and her friend! But fear not, for on our server, we have a strict no tablet-stealing policy.

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual world to escape the chaos of siblings and their friends. Our server is a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who have had their devices hijacked by tiny tyrants.

So come on over and let off some steam by crafting, mining, and exploring in a world where no one can steal your tablet or install games without permission. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual revenge by building a fortress to keep out unwanted intruders!

Join us now and let’s show those pesky kids that Minecraft is sacred territory that must be respected at all costs!

YogaCraze30minsLate

AITAH, Argument, Assumptions, baby, coffee, Communication, DAUGHTER, Expectations, free class, Girlfriend, misunderstanding, morning walk, overreacting, Public, stress, Stroll, Support, Time management, yoga, yoga certifications, YogaCraze30minsLate

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Votes:	5908	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like my girlfriend on the day of her yoga certification class? Look no further! Our server is as unpredictable as her last-minute freak out!

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions just like the car ride to the yoga studio. Will you be crying tears of joy from the fun or tears of frustration from the challenges? Who knows!

Just like my confusion about the timing of the yoga class, you’ll be scratching your head trying to figure out the next move in the game. Will you be early or late to the next big event? Only time will tell!

So come join us on our server where assumptions are key, just like assuming you know what your girlfriend needs without her telling you. It’s a wild ride, just like trying to navigate through her emotional rollercoaster!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement, join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs yoga when you can stretch your limits in our Minecraft world?

RedditHaterMC SMP

Anonymity, controversial opinions, cyberbullying, DISLIKES, downvoting, echo chambers, hate, hive mind, internet culture, keyboard warriors, Negativity, Online Community, online forums, online hate, reddit, reddit culture, RedditHaterMC, smp, social media, toxic behavior, Trolls

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Void Gems Collected:	32
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. Plus, we have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs and a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. So if you hate boring old Reddit, come join us and experience the insanity for yourself!

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

bedrock, bedroom tips, best sex position, best sex tips, blocky, bonanza, Intimacy, love making, passionate sex, physical connection, relationship tips, romantic positions, sex advice, sexual compatibility, sexual exploration, sexual fulfillment, sexual health, sexual pleasure, sexual positions, sexual satisfaction, sexual techniques, sexual wellness

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Towns Built:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like the Kama Sutra of Minecraft servers! We’ve got more positions than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, and we guarantee you’ll never be bored again. Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “What is the best sex position? Oh, it’s definitely on this server!”

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Amazon, business relationship, Canada, Canadian economy, CBC News, Competition, consumer protection, CraftyCanuck, digital marketplace, e commerce, economic impact, Government, investigation, labor rights, Minecraft, online shopping, Quebec closures, regulatory compliance, Retail, review, Server, supply chain, trade agreements

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Buildings Constructed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Towns Built:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

so like, this server is like the coolest place to be, you gotta join cuz we have like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yea, it’s pretty epic. oh, and rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds somewhere in the world. but shh, it’s a secret. join now before the aliens invade and take over the server. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down here.