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FutureCraft: Where Creepers Drive Flying Cars and Steve Has a Jetpack!

2075, Alberta, Apocalypse, Canada, cars, Chaos, CREEPERS, Destruction, DRIVE, Dystopia, End of the World, flying, Future, FutureCraft, Government, History, jetpack, News, nukes, prediction, Prophecy, steve, time travel, Timeline, trudeau, War, world events

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8540
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to experience a server so lit that even time travelers are talking about it? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that people from the year 2075 are still raving about it!

Join us for a wild ride where anything is possible, including surviving a nuclear apocalypse caused by Trudeau nuking Alberta in 2030. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources and shelter to help you rebuild and thrive in this post-apocalyptic world.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of history (or future history, depending on how you look at it)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a time traveler or two along the way. See you in the game!

MineCrafty Birthday Bonanza: 6+ Hours of Blocky Fun!

Birthday, blocky, bonanza, celebration, deserving, Ens, Event, family, Friends, Fun, HOURS, Long, minecrafty, Party, pebbles, Special, streaming, Support

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Mines Excavated:	2973
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Love Letters Sent:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the madness of a 6+ hour long birthday celebration because, let’s face it, you deserve it! And why not celebrate with us because pebbles didn’t give you enough support – we’ve got your back!

But that’s not all – on our server, there will be no ENs streaming on that day. Why? Because we like to keep things interesting and unpredictable. Who needs normalcy when you can have chaos and mayhem?

So come on over and join the wildest Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and insane stories you’ll encounter here!

Crafty Neighbors: Honey, the Newbies are Invading!

bbq, Canada, Canadian, Community, Crafty, Food, Friendly, Fun, Gathering, get together, Honey, introduction, INVADING, invite, Meeting, Neighborhood, neighbors, new, Newbies, Party, social event, socializing, welcome

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

“Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to join a server where the neighbors throw epic BBQ parties and are all the way from Canada? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be greeted with a warm welcome and delicious virtual burgers! Plus, rumor has it that they have a secret stash of maple syrup hidden somewhere in the world. Join us now for a taste of Canadian hospitality and some sweet loot!”

Crafty McCraftface: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH Edition

anti-semitism, ATTACKED, Awareness, Blame, coexistence, Crafty, Defense, discrimination, Edition, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, Israel, Jews, leave them alone, McCraftface, muslims, Peace, Peacekeeping, persecuted for centuries, persecution, religious conflict, tolerance, Wake Up

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Gods Slained:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

Are you tired of all the drama and conflict in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where Jews can finally live in peace without fear of persecution! Build your own peaceful community, defend against crazy mobs (not the religious kind), and show the world that harmony is possible, even in a blocky world. Join now and help us create a world where everyone can just chill and have a good time without all the unnecessary drama. Let’s build together, not tear each other down!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even the General Will LOL

#generalwill, #thatsall, #thereistoit, #wantstosee, Crafty, general, lol, McCraftface, noone, Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4379
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Astral Projections Made:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Star Shards Collected:	221	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, mine diamonds with your pet llama, and battle against an army of evil chickens trying to take over the server. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join us now and prepare for some epic LOLs!

Mama’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

BLOCK, Bond, Caring, children, Connection, CREEPERS, devotion, emotional, family, fear, guidance, love, mamas, maternal, Motherhood, motherly, Nurturing, oh mama, parenting, Party, Role Model, sacrifice, strength, Support, Tread, unconditional love

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Towns Built:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn as friendly unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. And don’t even get me started on our annual pumpkin pie eating contest – last year, Steve ate so much pie he turned into a pumpkin himself!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Oh mama, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That Definitely Wasn’t Made by Anonymous, No. 916845265

ANONYMOUS, Crafty, McCraftface, Server, WASNT

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	7701	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and adorable fluffiness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. Join them in epic battles against evil cows and sheep who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant farm!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and you can build your dream base without any pesky mobs bothering you. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless amounts of diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Hot Blocks and Not Blocks – A Minecraft Server for Rating Pixelated Women

attractive, beauty ideals, beauty standards, blocks, body image, Confidence, cultural preferences, Diversity, fashion trends, hot, Inclusivity, Individuality, intelligence, Minecraft, personality traits, physical appearance, pixelated, Rating, Self-expression, sense of humor, Server, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, Women

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5002
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the hot babes hang out! We only allow the hottest women to join, so you know you’ll be surrounded by eye candy all day, every day.

But don’t worry, if you’re not a supermodel, you can still join our server and bask in the glow of all the hotness around you. Who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some tips on how to be hotter yourself!

So come on over to our server and see for yourself why we’re the hottest Minecraft server around. Just be prepared to bring your A-game in the looks department – we don’t mess around when it comes to hotness!

BlockyBanter – LOLcraft

73608232, BlockyBanter, browse, categorize, classification, comma separated, data, filter, Generate, indexing, INFORMATION, list, LolCraft, long trail, metadata, Numbers, organization, previous, search, Sorting, tags, Trail

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2186
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on occasion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a killer dance move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Blocky Boogaloo: The Server Where Numbers Are the Real MVP

673345871, 673349705, 673350348, blocky, Boogaloo, do your jobs, Freaks, long trail, mvp, Numbers, real, Server, Ugly, Worthless

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Potions Brewed:	193
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5609

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond banana hidden deep within the jungle biome. But be warned, the banana is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious fruit!

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on the challenge of the lava parkour course, where you must navigate your way across pools of molten lava while dodging fire-breathing llamas. Trust us, it’s a real hoot!

And if you’re looking for a more relaxing experience, why not try your hand at our underwater basket weaving competition? Compete against other players to see who can craft the most beautiful basket while fending off attacks from the mischievous squid squad.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to watch out for the rainbow unicorns – they may look cute, but they have a mean streak a mile wide.