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Dream David Lynch Minecraft SMP Terrorist Car

Assassination, CAR, car bombing, Cinema, Conspiracy, David, david lynch, death, Director, dream, Dune, fear, filmmaker, gas station, Hollywood, Lynch, Minecraft, Nightmare, premonition, smp, surreal, Terrorist, terrorist attack, Thriller, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3603
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Farms Harvested:	131	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where David Lynch is not only alive, but he’s the mayor of a bustling metropolis filled with quirky characters and mind-bending mysteries. Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to team up with Lynch himself to solve the case of the missing diamond blocks, or embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind his supposed demise in a terrorist car bombing at a gas station. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling and surreal? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the Lynchian madness begin!

Pixel Pudding Minecraft Server

Assyrians, Babylon, Camel, cart, city sacked, Dates.., death, family, Favor, Gods, Hands, man, Minecraft, old age, Palace, PIXEL, pudding, ripe old age, Server, theft, Trifle, Warning, wasted time, Women

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	145
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Buildings Constructed:	37
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild adventures of ancient Babylon like never before! Join us as we chop off hands for fun and watch as the gods play favorites with our players.

Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?

With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.

Why do characters in current anime have to look like they have… Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, anime industry, art style, artistic choice, cartoonish, character design, Characters, creative decision, current, current anime, design, exaggerated expressions, exaggerated features, giant lamp, have, lamp, Minecraft, smp, trend, unique design, visual style, visual trend

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of watching anime characters with giant lamps for faces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is lamp-free guaranteed! Join us and escape the tyranny of oversized lighting fixtures in the anime world.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Lamp Lord, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic lamp battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the power to summon your own lamp army to do your bidding.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city made entirely out of lamps. Explore its glowing corridors and discover the hidden treasures within, but beware of the Lamp Goblins who guard them fiercely.

So why wait? Join our lamp-free Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious adventure like no other!

”NEET Bad Minecraft Server”

bad, Burnout, comma separated, escapism, Good, Jobs, list, long tail, Media, mental health, Message, message fatigue, Minecraft, NEET, self-care, Server, societal expectations, tags, tired, unhealthy norms, work-life balance

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of being told to get a job and be a productive member of society? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! On our server, being a NEET is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Build your virtual empire from the comfort of your mom’s basement and never worry about adult responsibilities again.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we explore a world where the only job you need is to mine for diamonds and slay virtual dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom?

So come on, ditch the real world and escape to our Minecraft server where being a NEET is the ultimate goal! Who needs a job when you can have endless fun and excitement in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Fag SMP Realm

age, Age when cut, body modification, circumcision, Circumcision style, consent, Crafty, cultural tradition, fag, Foreskin, Frenulum remaining, genital surgery, health implications, male circumcision, medical procedure, personal experience, post-operative care, psychological effects, Realm, religious practice, smp, Style, Style choice, surgical procedure

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Crops Grown:	3452
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8005	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing cut is the competition! Join us if you’ve ever had a traumatic experience involving scissors, because we promise our server is scissor-free (unless you count shears for sheep)!

We have players of all ages, from toddlers who were cut too early to grandmas who just got their first haircut in decades. Choose from a variety of styles, from the classic bowl cut to the trendy mullet. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you still have a frenulum hanging around – we embrace all styles here!

So come join us for a hair-raising good time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing sharper than our tools is our sense of humor!

✨ ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ ✨ 1.21 Minecraft server

Antispam, Arenas, Atmospheric, Cases, Community, Cosmetics, cozy gameplay, donation, Duels, free pets, gaming space, Jobs, large world, Magic, Pets, Rewards, Shop, Starter Kit, Store, story quests, Trade, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Why do players choose ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ?

✅ Comfortable and exciting game in vanilla style!

✅ Large, loaded world measuring 20k blocks in all directions!

✅ Story quests for which a reward is given!

✅ FREE pets, effects and other cosmetics!

✅ Balanced cool donation!

✅ Own store and trade between players!

✅ Fair duels in amazing arenas with high stakes!

✅ Hourly and daily rewards for playing on the server!

We created ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ with the goal of bringing unique atmospheric and cozy gameplay to Minecraft that other servers cannot boast of. Join us and create the best community in the gaming space!

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Confronted Girlfriend’s Minecraft Server

Cheating, communication problems, Confrontation, confronted, confronting a cheating partner, confronting a girlfriend, confronting a partner, confronting a partner’s infidelity, confronting betrayal, confronting infidelity, confronting trust issues, emotional reactions, emotional response, Girlfriends, Infidelity, intimate betrayal, Jealousy, male arousal, Minecraft, relationship challenges, relationship issues, Server, sexual arousal, trust issues

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7604
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
New Chunks Explored:	431688	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to uncover the mystery of why you got hard when confronting your girlfriend about cheating on you with her guy friend. Maybe it’s a glitch in the game or maybe it’s a sign from the Minecraft gods that you’re destined for greatness!

Explore our server and you might stumble upon secret dungeons filled with diamond loot, or maybe you’ll encounter a talking cow who will give you sage advice on love and relationships. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the absurdity of our Minecraft world tickle your funny bone and blow your mind!

Chopsticks and Creeper Minecraft SMP

Chinese Architecture, chinese art, Chinese cuisine, chinese culture, Chinese Dance, Chinese fashion, Chinese festivals, Chinese folklore, Chinese History, chinese language, Chinese literature, chinese music, Chinese Mythology, Chinese philosophy, Chinese traditions, Chopsticks, creeper, cultural heritage, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, traditional Chinese customs

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8168
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Void Armor Forged:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Falling into the Void:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ores Mined:	4037	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate Chinese culture in the most outrageous ways possible.

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant panda riding a dragon through the sky. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so crazy that even the animals get in on the action!

But that’s not all – we have epic build battles where players compete to create the most insane Chinese-inspired structures. From towering pagodas to noodle soup hot tubs, the possibilities are endless!

And if you’re feeling hungry, head over to our virtual dim sum restaurant where you can chow down on pixelated dumplings and sip on potions of fortune. Who needs real food when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So why wait? Join our Chinese culture thread Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Funky Families Minecraft Server

broken families, dysfunctional families, dysfunctional family dynamics, dysfunctional family relationships, families, family conflicts, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family dysfunction causes, family dysfunction effects, family dysfunction help, family dysfunction patterns, family dysfunction signs, family dysfunction solutions, family dysfunction support, family dysfunction therapy, Family issues, family problems, family trauma, Funky, Minecraft, Server, toxic family relationships, unhealthy family dynamics

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9467
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Enchantments Applied:	148
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	5610

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone’s families are just too normal and functional? Well, look no further because on our server, we pride ourselves on having the most messed up and dysfunctional families in the Minecraft world! From parents who are secretly creepers to siblings who steal all your diamonds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly wondering why everyone’s families are so messed up. Maybe it’s a curse, maybe it’s just bad luck, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more chaotic and entertaining server anywhere else. So come on in and see if you can survive the drama and madness of our twisted Minecraft families!

Phase Connect General – Minecraft SMP – Pipi Pippa

Connect, cute genmates, general, kouhais, mentally ill, Minecraft, perfectly pink, phase, phase connect, Phase Connect community, Phase Connect genmates, Phase Connect rotten womb, Phase Connects, Pipi, Pipkin experience, Pipkin Pippa, pippa, Previous Stream, Reaction Content, Reddit Rabbit, smp, Talents, terrible takes, twitch, twitter, Upcoming Stream, vtubing, zatsu

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Farms Harvested:	242
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where the one and only Pipkin Pippa reigns supreme! She’s the bane of vtubing, mentally ill, and perfectly pink – what more could you ask for in a server admin?

Join us for reaction content, unhinged zatsu, and terrible takes that will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, we’ve got some cute genmates and kouhais from Phase Connect, so you know things are always wild and wacky around here.

Forget the rest, join the best – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). See you in the game, fellow gamers! #PipkinExperience #MinecraftMadness