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Crafty Boobs Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3076
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Potions Brewed:	185
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the Social – nice tits edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the most popular player because of their epic building skills and, you guessed it, their nice tits. People from all over the Minecraft world flocked to our server just to catch a glimpse of these legendary tits. And you could be next!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Hot Tub Party at Spawn”. We also have exclusive in-game items like the “Boob Plate Armor” and the “Bootylicious Sword”. Trust me, you won’t find these anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the Social – nice tits edition family. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to have everyone talking about your amazing building skills and, of course, your nice tits.

Post Brutal Moggings Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Farms Harvested:	534	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and don’t even get us started on the annual llama rodeo competition. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a player ride a llama through a maze of TNT traps!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to watch your back for those sneaky moggings…

American Craft Minecraft Server

Admiration, America, American, american culture, American dream, American Flag, American hero, american history, American icon, american identity, American spirit, American values, AMERICANS, citizenship, Craft, hulk hogan, Idol, love, Minecraft, national pride, patriotism, Server, true American, united states

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Crops Grown:	9635	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Are you ready to Hulk smash your way through the ultimate Minecraft server? Join us and become a true American hero like Hulk Hogan! Our server is filled with red, white, and blue blocks for you to build the most patriotic creations. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll gain the strength of a thousand bald eagles! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your American spirit in the most epic way possible!

PixelatedPickle Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4099
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Votes:	1762
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Potions Brewed:	127
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was a majestic sight to behold, let me tell you. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the spawn village. It was clucking madness!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature that only appears to those who are truly worthy. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Duck will be blessed with infinite diamonds for eternity. Sounds too good to be true, right? Well, you’ll just have to join and see for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Overdesigned Holomem Minecraft Server

Appearance, Bricks, character design, cluttered, colors, design, Details, Dev_is, gura, hololive, holomem, lego, Mess, Minecraft, overdesigned, plushies, recognition, recognizable, Server, Simplicity, simplistic design, toy design, Vtuber

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3712
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
New Chunks Explored:	479813	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as simple and recognizable as Gura herself? Look no further, because our server is so easy to navigate, even a noob could do it! Plus, our dev_is are so cluttered with random stuff, you’ll be too busy laughing at their plushies to even focus on building. Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, creativity, and maybe even a few lego bricks along the way!

The Dark Knight Minecraft SMP

armored warrior, arthurian legend, Avengers, Black Knight, comic book hero, comic book lore, comic book mystery, comic book villain, Dark, dark knight, enigmatic persona, fictional character, knight, legendary warrior, marvel comics, medieval knight, Minecraft, mysterious figure, never heard of her, shadowy figure, smp, superhero lore, sword and shield, unknown character

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Animals Bred:	75
Holy Grails Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is there are no rules! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on the back of a giant chicken.

Our server is home to the legendary Black Knight, who is rumored to have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. But who needs a Black Knight when you can become a Rainbow Unicorn Warrior, shooting lasers out of your eyes and farting rainbows to defeat your enemies?

If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their silly rules and restrictions, come join us and unleash your inner craziness. Who knows, you might even discover the secret hidden treasure of the Potato King, guarded by an army of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in your own mind!

Spider Spawner Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	239
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Are you ready to face your worst nightmare in Minecraft? Join our server’s Arachnophilia mode, where every block is infested with giant spiders! But don’t worry, they’re not here to harm you – they just want to give you a friendly hug with their eight hairy legs.

Join now and experience the thrill of trying to build a house while dodging spider webs and navigating through a maze of cobwebs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Spider Queen, who will grant you the power to control all the spiders on the server.

But beware, the Spider Queen is a fickle ruler and she might just decide to turn you into her next meal instead. So come join our server and test your arachnid skills – if you’re not too scared, that is!

Question For Democrats Minecraft SMP

barbed wire, border control, border security, civil liberties, civil rights, DEMOCRATIC, democratic values, democrats, Ethics, freedom of movement, government policies, human dignity, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, Minecraft, Political debate, question.., security measures, smp, social justice

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7627
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Void Armor Forged:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that we had to put up barbed wire to keep players from escaping the insanity. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being trapped in a virtual world with no way out. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you on your toes at all times.

We have epic events like “TNT Tuesday” where we blow up everything in sight, and “Wacky Wednesday” where we all dress up as chickens and run around the map.

So come on, join us if you dare! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Who needs freedom when you have barbed wire keeping you in?

Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

Anglo-Saxon culture, angloids, blocky, british navy, Brits, Catholic Priests, child prostitution rings, children’s homes, English society, grooming gangs, Hypocrisy, kray twins, Minecraft, misconceptions, Mountbatten, orphanages, paedophiles, pederasty, rape culture, rum bum and baccy, secret societies, Server, Tom Wedger

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7449
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or scandal? Look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than an English orphanage! Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering secret societies, British gangsters, and even the infamous pederasty of the British navy. Who needs “song, wine, and women” when you can have “rum, bum, and baccy” on our server? Don’t be a hypocrite like those angloids, join us and see just how wild Minecraft can get! Just remember, we’re not your average server – we’re scandalous, outrageous, and totally addictive. Join now and dive into a world of chaos and craziness!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Goal Alteration/

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Love Letters Sent:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest and most outrageous server out there! Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling against a horde of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are so epic that even the gods of Minecraft come down to witness the chaos. You might even find yourself face to face with Herobrine himself, challenging you to a build-off competition.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is equipped with the latest technology that allows you to summon your favorite Minecraft mobs with just a click of a button. Want a pet dragon? No problem! Just use our custom summoning feature and watch as a dragon appears right in front of you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!