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BotswanaSMP: SufferCraft Edition
Are you tired of suffering in Botswana? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the harsh realities of life in Botswana by building virtual worlds and making new friends! Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are so abundant on our server that they literally rain from the sky! So come join us and say goodbye to your troubles in Botswana, because in our Minecraft world, the only suffering you’ll experience is from laughing too hard at all the shenanigans we get up to! -
InstaCraft: Where griefing is only allowed on Mondays! Join now for unlimited fun and laughter!
InstaCraft Minecraft Server
Server Overview
Server IP play.myinstacraft.com Website MyInstaCraft Dynmap Explore the Map Discord Join us on Discord What’s New
Brand-New Market Unveiled!
About Us
- Established and Going Strong
- Our Vision
Features
- Active Economy: Engage in creating player shops and utilizing the Auction House worry-free from theft or griefing.
- Quality of Life Enhancements: Elevate your vanilla gameplay with features like /dback, Multiplayer sleep, Silk Spawners, and more!
- Minimal Plugins: Keep it simple with a quick check of our plugins (/plugins).
- Vibrant Community: Join our active Discord community and be a part of the conversation.
- Non-restrictive Gameplay: We encourage free gameplay while prohibiting unproductive actions such as cheating or griefing. Report any incidents, and our vigilant staff will handle them promptly.
Who We Are
Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!
FAQ
Question Answer Can I join the server with mods? No, InstaCraft is a vanilla server and does not allow mods that give players unfair advantages. How do I report a player for cheating? You can report a player for cheating by messaging a staff member on Discord or using the in-game reporting system. Are there any server events? Yes, InstaCraft hosts regular server events such as build contests, treasure hunts, and more! -
Hire Fans Minecraft SMP
fan hire near me, hire fans for film shoots, hire cooling fans, hire fans for events, hire fans for outdoor eventsAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a team of professional fan-hirers whose sole job is to follow you around and cheer you on as you mine, build, and fight off creepers. Need some motivation to finish that epic castle? Just call in the fan squad and watch as they chant your name and throw virtual confetti in your honor.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, a pig-riding monarch who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible (or at least really shiny).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they’re a real blast!
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MoronCraft Server: AITA Edition
Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the multiverse theory that caused chaos in Mike and Casey’s relationship.Imagine a universe where griefing is encouraged, where pigs ride on chickens, and where diamonds rain from the sky. On our server, anything is possible – even breaking up with your partner over a hypothetical universe!
So come on down and join the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a universe where you’re the ruler of all, or where you’re best friends with a zombie. The possibilities are endless, just like the infinite universes in the multiverse theory. See you there, and remember – keep calm and mine on!
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MineCraftChat SMP
Are you a master of discussing the intricate lore of Minecraft chickens? Do you have a PhD in the history of crafting tables? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with heated debates about the best block to build a toilet out of and intense discussions on the most efficient way to mine obsidian with a carrot. Trust us, you won’t find a more intellectually stimulating server out there. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a total gossip queen and loves to spill the tea on all the drama happening in the Nether. So come on, join us and let’s get scholarly about all things Minecraft! -
BlockyBodsMC
Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding the perfect partner to build with in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Our community is filled with players who have the perfect bodies for mining and crafting. From Steve with his chiseled abs to Alex with her pixel-perfect curves, you’ll never feel alone in the mines again. Join us and find your perfect body match today! -
HamasGriefersGoneWild
So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in the blocky world, bro. Like, there’s this legend that if you join, you’ll find a secret diamond mine guarded by flying pigs. And get this, the pigs wear top hats and monocles, like fancy little gentlemen.But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house out of nothing but dirt, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. I know, right? Who needs diamonds when you have a freakin’ unicorn granting wishes?
Oh, and get this, the server is run by a team of ninja llamas who only speak in riddles. If you can solve their riddles, they’ll give you a special llama mount that can fly. Yeah, you heard me, a flying llama mount. Who needs horses when you can ride a flying llama?
So, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, come join us. Just watch out for the zombie chickens, they’ll peck your brains out. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? So come on, join us and let’s get this party started!