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Wednesday Night Minecraft SMP

9 o’clock, Booking, botches, Buzz, confusion, Delusion, discord gang, dynamite, Flippin, hype, Minecraft, night, Punches, Ratings, smp, snoozes, tired fans, TONY KHAN, Wednesday, Wednesday Night, Yawns

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	3532
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	9958
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a Wednesday night Dynamite show – full of botches, snoozes, and yawns! Join Tony and his discord gang as they navigate through the confusion and delusion of our server. With low ratings and punches that are light, you’ll never have a dull moment. Get ready for some flippin’ fun and join us for a wild ride that’ll leave you saying, “What in the world did I just experience?” So come on and join the chaos, because who needs a good server when you can have a hilariously bad one instead!

DonetskCraft: Kim’s Revenge

Asia, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomatic, donetsk, DonetskCraft, eastern europe, International, investigation, Killed, Kim Jong-un, Kims, Military, News, north korean, OFFICER, relations, Revenge, sanctions, Tension, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Votes:	2262
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

join dis server if u want to be as badass as these North Korean officers who got rekt near Donetsk. we got crazy battles, epic loot, and u can even ride a llama into battle like a true warrior. come join us and show everyone ur inner ninja skills. just watch out for creepers, they ain’t no joke. let’s do dis!

Pill-Powered Energy Boost Server

Body, Boost, Brain, dementia, ENERGY, fasting, health, healthier energy pathways, high-intensity exercise, immobile patients, innovation, Medicine, metabolic effects, Parkinson’s Disease, pathways, pill, PillPowered, reduce appetite, research, scientists, Server, treat metabolic disease, Treatment

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5168
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Farms Harvested:	150

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to get ripped without even moving a muscle? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this epic Minecraft server where we have a special pill that makes you feel like you just did a crazy workout and fasted for days.

Imagine being able to eat all the cake and cookies you want without gaining a pound! That’s right, this pill will make you feel full and satisfied while also boosting your metabolism like never before. Say goodbye to metabolic diseases and hello to a healthier, happier you!

But wait, there’s more! This pill is so powerful, it can even help treat dementia and Parkinson’s disease. That’s right, you’ll be gaming like a pro while also improving your brain health. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and start feeling the effects of this miracle pill today!

Welcome to AlysiaSMP: Where Vanilla is just a sprinkle on our modded chaos! 1.21.1 ready for your virtual adventures!

1.21.1, adaptation, Adventures, AlysiaSMP, Chaos, Communication, Community, community-driven, content-updates, cooking mods, LGBTQ, mob farms, Modded, multiplayer, neighbors, player-driven, QoL mods, Ready, shopping district, socialization, sprinkle, Survival, Timezones, Vanilla, virtual, voice chat, vr support, Whitelist

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6590
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	New Chunks Explored:	378938
Villages Defended:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Alysia SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Alysia SMP
Server Type	LGBTQ+ friendly survival vanilla+ multiplayer community
Focus	Player communication and player-driven experience
Mods	Proximity voice chat Farmer’s delight Small content updates QoL mods such as Jade and JEI

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, the server aims to be LGBTQ+ friendly.

2. Are there specific rules for the server?

Yes, the server has specific rules to maintain a positive and friendly community environment. These rules are outlined in the Discord server.

3. How can I join the server?

The server is whitelist only, so you will need to apply through the Discord server at smp.alysia.online

4. What can I expect from the community on the server?

The community is welcoming and helpful, with players willing to assist new members and collaborate on various projects.

5. How many players are usually online at a time?

Typically there are 5-10 players online from various time zones and regions.

Joe Scott’s Confused Minecraft Server

#youtube, arithmetic, basic math, Concept, Confused, confusion, curriculum, Division, education, Explanation, Joe, Joe Scott, knowledge, learning, Mathematics, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Science, Science Communication, Scotts, Server, STEM, teaching, Video, YouTuber

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7503
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Are you tired of boring old science videos where they try to explain complex concepts like division? Well, come join our Minecraft server where even Joe Scott himself can’t figure out what division is! That’s right, we’ve created a world where math makes no sense and chaos reigns supreme. Join us for a wild ride filled with confusion, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of learning (but probably not). So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave Joe Scott scratching his head in disbelief!

Madoka? More like Mad-OOF-ka! Minecraft SMP

Alternate Realities, Anime, dark fantasy, Despair, emotional, friendship, homura akemi, Hope, Kyubey, Madoka, MadOOFka, Magical Girl, Magical powers, Minecraft, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Rebellion, sacrifice, Sayaka Miki, smp, Tragedy, transformation, wish fulfillment, witches

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure today!

CraftyMineBrainz

Adaptability, analytical skills, cognitive abilities, comprehension, CraftyMineBrainz, creativity, critical thinking, emotional intelligence, intellectual skills, intelligence, knowledge retention, learning capabilities, logical reasoning, memory recall, mental capacity, Perception, problem solving, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-assessment, wisdom

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	New Chunks Explored:	938375
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a total noob? Well, look no further because our server is only for the most intelligent players out there! We’ve got puzzles that will make your brain hurt so good, and if you can solve them all, you’ll be crowned the King or Queen of Smartypants Land!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of genius chickens who have developed their own language and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help decipher their clucks and squawks to uncover their diabolical plans!

So if you think you’ve got what it takes to outsmart everyone else on the server (and maybe even a few chickens), come on over and join us for a wild ride of brain-teasing fun!

Fungi & Bacteria Evolution Fun

Bacteria, billion years ago, biological evolution, cell features, cellular biology, chloroplasts, complex life, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary history, experimentation, Fun, Fungi, genetic engineering, life cycles, microbial interaction, Mitochondria, scientific research, scientists, spores, symbiosis

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	1566
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and BAM! You’re transported to a world where scientists are like, “Yo, let’s shove bacteria inside fungi and see what happens!” And guess what? The fungi are like, “No problem, bro!” and they start producing bacteria-filled spores like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! This experiment isn’t just some boring science stuff. It’s actually giving us hints about how life on Earth got all complex and stuff. Like, mitochondria and chloroplasts? Yeah, they might have come from experiments like this one, like, a billion years ago or something.

So, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure and see what other wild experiments are going down, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a mushroom that shoots lasers or a tree that grows diamonds. The possibilities are endless, dude! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, Community, description, female, Gaming, GIF, girls only, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, personal account, Players, Server, Survival, tags

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0

The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.aitc.vanillaboxmc.ru

WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP No Rules All Tools 1.20.1-1.21.1

1.20.11.21.1, action, Anarchy, Boxpvp, coin system, Community, DOMINATE, Endless fun, Fast-paced, Gear, grind, Kits, Leaderboards, level up, new, PvP, rules, Shopkeepers, Tools, WeCanGoCrying

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1879
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server
WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable! Features: Kits Shopkeepers Coin System PVP Leaderboards ❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as it’s not just our server, it’s also the player’s server. ❗ Information: Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz Version: 1.20.1+ Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server

WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

Features:

Kits
Shopkeepers
Coin System
PVP
Leaderboards

❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as it’s not just our server, it’s also the player’s server. ❗

Information:

Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

Version: 1.20.1+

Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server? A: You can join the server by entering the server address in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there different kits available? A: Yes, there are multiple kits that you can choose from to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: How can I earn coins in the server? A: You can earn coins by participating in PvP battles, completing challenges, and more.

Q: Can I suggest improvements to the server? A: Yes, we welcome feedback and suggestions from our players to make the server better for everyone.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

abundance, blissful, Feixiao, general, Guinaifen, Honkai, Imaginary Erudition, Light Cone, Lingsha, Minecraft, misha, Natasha, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, topaz, worrisome

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4671
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Votes:	7673
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Magic Items Found:	1972	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mines Excavated:	3240	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Nether fortress. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events where you can win rare loot and show off your skills. Plus, our community is so awesome, even the villagers are jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.