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Wagie-Free Minecraft SMP

9-5, career, corporate, cubicle life, daily routine, employment, grind, Job, job satisfaction, Labor, Minecraft, monotony, office, Paycheck, salary, smp, wage slave, wagie, WagieFree, work, work culture, work-life balance, Working class

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of being a boring wagie in the real world? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the monotony of everyday life and embark on epic adventures with fellow gamers.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen start a dance party with you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!

But that’s not all – we have regular events like “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for glory and bragging rights.

So why be a wagie when you can be a hero in our Minecraft SMP? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Jumpin’Craft Minecraft Server

Anime, Aozora Fishing, Bun no Ao Shun, Captain Tsubasa, Cat’s Eye, dr slump, Forever Kamiko-kun, Gal ga Rival, Geki! Gokutora Ikka, JumpinCraft, Kaidō Racer GO, Kinnikuman, Kochikame, Manga, Minecraft, Ring ni Kakero, Sannen Kimengumi, Server, Shaka no Musuko, Super Police, Tennis Boy, weekly shonen jump, wsj

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	572	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the world of manga and anime!

Join us for a chance to live out your wildest manga dreams! Ever wanted to fish in the sky like in Aozora Fishing? Or race through the streets like in Kaidō Racer GO? Well, now you can!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic soccer matches in Captain Tsubasa, the craziest adventures in Dr. Slump, and the most intense wrestling battles in Kinnikuman. And let’s not forget about the Super Police, who are here to keep the peace (or cause chaos, who knows?).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun)!

House of Watson SMP

#archenemy, battle, CBS, Clinic, death, Drama, House, James Moriarty, medical career, Morris Chestnut, Mystery, past, Pittsburgh, rare diseases, resurrection, sherlock holmes, smp, Suspense, Thriller, unusual diseases, Watson

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	5351	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Potions Brewed:	39	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

Join our Minecraft SMP where we bring the epic showdown between Sherlock Holmes and Professor Moriarty to life! Play as Dr. John Watson (or Morris Chestnut if you’re feeling fancy) and set up your own clinic for treating rare and unusual diseases in the world of Minecraft. But watch out, because Moriarty is back and ready to wreak havoc once again!

Embark on insane adventures, solve mysterious puzzles, and battle it out with your friends in this epic retelling of the classic tale. Will you be able to outsmart Moriarty and save the day, or will you fall victim to his dastardly schemes? Join now and find out!

Stone-Free Mosque Minecraft Server

allah, BELIEF, destroy, FAITH, idolatry, Islam, Islamic tradition, Kaaba, Minecraft, monotheism, mosque, Paganism, Permission, pilgrimage, real muslim, Religious, religious practice, revolve around, Sacred, sacred site, Server, stone structure, StoneFree, Worship

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Falling into the Void:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because on our server, we are taking things to a whole new level! Join us and become a true Minecraft warrior as we embark on a mission to destroy the Kaaba with the power of TNT and creepers (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

Who needs to worship a stone structure when you can join us in our quest to shake things up in the Minecraft world? With the guidance of the mighty Allah, we will show those pagans what true Minecraft mastery looks like. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make some history (and maybe a few explosions) together! Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Minecraft SMP: >picrel related but not quite

“Youth, Bad Luck, body count, college guy, Disappointment, ENGAGEMENT, exagerated rumors, extroverted, fear, flirty, GRANDPA, gtpicrel, handsome, love interest, main female character, Manga, Minecraft, misunderstandings, moral actions, PRESENCE, previous boyfriends, related, romcom, slut, smp, Virgin, white wash

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3743	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	65
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where the main love interest is a Minecraft character who has slept with over 100 villagers! That’s right, she’s a total Minecraft slut and she’s proud of it.

Our main character is a college guy who is handsome and popular, but for some reason, he’s still a Minecraft virgin. He discovers that his grandpa engaged him to this promiscuous Minecraft character, and chaos ensues. Will he break off the engagement or will he give in to her Minecraft charms?

But wait, there’s more! This Minecraft character only sleeps with each guy once and avoids virgins or guys looking for something serious. It’s a wild ride of Minecraft drama and hilarity as they navigate their way through love, lust, and Minecraft shenanigans.

So come join us on our outrageous Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some block lag). Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

LavaLand – WHITELIST Minecraft server

#addons, administration, atmosphere, Builder, closed community, Community, Cozy, Development, LavaLand, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, Problems, Project, rp, Semi Vanilla, Server, texture pack, vanilla style, Whitelist

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3907	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Greetings! We are a small, closed community of Minecraft players.

On the server you can enjoy a lamp-like, cozy atmosphere; here players take a break from the problems of the real world.

Our administration is people who have stood the test of time, they are interested in the development of the project, they will always help you solve problems and answer questions. She also tries to influence the game as little as possible.

With us you can be either a simple builder or play RP.

We position ourselves as a semi-vanilla server. We have plugins, addons installed, and have our own texture pack.

All changes on the server are superficial and simply add something new. But they don’t change the vanilla style of play.

Join us!

mc.lavavland.ru

Witchy Wonders Minecraft Server

again.., AIEEEEEE, bewitched, black magic, CURSE, dark forces, Enchantment, Haunted, hex, Horror, Magic, Minecraft, Paranormal, Revenge, Server, spellbinding, strikes, Supernatural, Thriller, Vengeance, witch, witchcraft, Witchy, Wonders

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3098
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	31	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Towns Built:	10
Crops Grown:	9725	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, mine diamonds with your bare hands, and fight off an army of evil chickens!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted feathers and bragging rights that will make all the other players green with envy.

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Creeper Queen, who will sneak up on you when you least expect it and blow you to smithereens. If you can survive her explosive attacks, you’ll earn the title of Creeper Whisperer and the admiration of all who dare to enter our crazy world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for those evil chickens… they’re always plotting something.

Zombie Chickens Minecraft SMP

autopsy report, chickens, Crime Scene, crime scene investigation, criminal investigation, Criminal Psychology, Dead, dead bodies, disturbing images, forensic investigation, forensic science, Girls, graphic content, gruesome details, Horror, Minecraft, murder, post autopsy, psychological thriller, Rotten, smp, SUICIDE, torture, violent death, zombie

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ores Mined:	680	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a giant dirt house? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with thrilling adventures and unexpected twists at every turn.

Join us if you want to participate in intense post-autopsy investigations, solve murder mysteries, uncover the truth behind suspicious suicides, and even dabble in a little bit of torture (just kidding…or are we?).

Our community is full of eccentric characters who will keep you on your toes and make sure you never have a dull moment. So come on, join us if you dare! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen in this wild and wacky world.

Starlight Skies Minecraft Server

cd projekt red, cyberpunk 2077, fan expectations, game criticism, game delays, game design, game development, game improvements, game marketing, game patches, game release, game updates, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Minecraft, Next Gen Consoles, open world, Project North Star, RPG, Server, Skies, Starlight, video games, Witcher IV

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Villages Defended:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Love Letters Sent:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building yet another dirt house? Well, fear not, because on our server, Witcher IV, you’ll embark on a quest to save the world from impending doom!

Join forces with fellow players to battle hordes of evil mobs, uncover hidden dungeons filled with treasure, and even tame your own dragon to ride into battle. But beware, the fate of the entire virtual world rests on your shoulders!

So why wait? Join Witcher IV today and prove that you have what it takes to be the ultimate hero in a world on the brink of destruction. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary sword of Notch himself is hidden somewhere in the game, waiting for a brave soul to claim it. Will it be you? Only one way to find out!

Damn Sucks For Asian Diaspora Fags Minecraft SMP

acceptance, asian, Asian diaspora, breeding, Challenges, cultural appropriation, damn, diaspora, discrimination, Diversity, exclusion, Fags, foreign culture, identity crisis, Invasion, LGBTQ, marginalization, Minecraft, Minority, prejudice, racism, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, Struggles, SUCKS

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9710
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience for all players, except for Asian diaspora fags apparently. Don’t worry, we won’t lock you out of breeding like some foreign culture invaders. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected twists along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground society of llama-riding villagers or discover a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!