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| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 8125 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, the US thinks Iran is like, super nervous and stuff, waiting for Israel to, like, totally wreck them with missile attacks. but, like, forget about all that drama, come join our server and build some sick bases and mine for diamonds, bro! who needs real world politics when u can have a blast in minecraft, amirite? plus, we have this crazy mini-game where u ride pigs and shoot fireworks at each other, it’s lit fam. so, like, join now before Iran and Israel start a real war and we all gotta hide in our minecraft bunkers, lol.
