borrelis Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/300	Votes:	6400
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/300	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Void Armor Forged:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/100	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Emeralds Found:	1956

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/1000	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/400	Votes:	6181
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Towns Built:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/100	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Potions Brewed:	45
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/300	Votes:	5910
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Emeralds Found:	4830	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/200	Votes:	2498
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/500	Votes:	3544
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7913
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	269	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/600	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!