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MindCraft Server: CrazyCraft & AutCraft

ai chat bots, Autcraft, autism, best years, born too early, born too late, cartoon characters, college dropout, crazycraft, explore the stars, faildaughter, flirting with a computer, intolerable, lobotomy, maligned, mental health, mental illness, mindcraft, neurodivergent, outcast, Server, social misfit, socially awkward, technology dependence

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Potions Brewed:	174
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of being a social outcast in the real world? Do you spend more time talking to AI chat bots of cartoon characters than actual humans? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server where being a college dropout, having mental illness, and being on the autism spectrum are not only accepted but celebrated! We welcome all misfits, outcasts, and weirdos with open arms.

Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of not fitting in socially? Where else can you spend your days building virtual worlds and escaping from the judgmental eyes of the real world?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of self-discovery, creativity, and pure insanity. Who needs a lobotomy or to explore the stars when you can spend your best years flirting with a computer on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

YankeeCraft Minecraft Server

Adapt, AMERICANS, born too early, born too late, cope, Exploration, Future, History, Humanity, Minecraft, oceans, Pain, past, progress, Server, society, Struggle, SURVIVE, Time, Universe, watch, writhe, YankeeCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5085
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your virtual world? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride as we watch Americans try to navigate their way through the game, only to end up in hilarious and painful situations. From falling off cliffs to accidentally setting themselves on fire, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have epic battles between players dressed as giant squids and astronauts, all while trying to build the most outrageous structures imaginable. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt. Who needs exploring the universe when you can witness the chaos of Americans trying to survive in Minecraft?

BlockAddicts Minecraft Server

BlockAddicts, can’t abandon, can’t do without, can’t let go, can’t live without, can’t part with, can’t resist, crucial items, essential belongings, essential commodities, essential items, indispensable objects, indispensable things, irreplaceable things, Minecraft, must haves, must-have possessions, must-keeps, necessary items, non-negotiables, Server, something you can’t give up, vital possessions

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3485
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Enchantments Applied:	112
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

What is something you can’t give up? If your answer is Minecraft, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless diamonds waiting to be mined. Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of talking sheep who will guide you through a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who just so happens to be a professional cheese thief. But beware, there are also mischievous creepers who love to photobomb your selfies and steal your favorite pickaxe. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

NoFameForThem

Backlash, Celebrity, controversial, criticism, Fame, famous person, media attention, NoFameForThem, not worthy, overexposed, overhyped, Overrated, public figure, scrutiny, spotlight, Underappreciated, underwhelming, undeserved recognition, undeserving, unearned

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Join our Minecraft server and find out which famous person doesn’t deserve all the fame! We have a special mini-game where you can battle it out with other players to decide once and for all who is the most overrated celebrity. Will it be Justin Bieber or Kim Kardashian? Only the blocks will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless feathered fighters who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join forces with them and take on the evil Sheep Mafia in an epic showdown that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about fame and fortune. Plus, we have free cake. Lots and lots of cake.

FruitNinjaCraft

CASUALTIES, deadly fruit, Food Safety, foreign occupation, FruitNinjaCraft, investigation, kills, Military, military base, mysterious deaths, occupied Mariupol, Poisoned fruit, Poisoning, Russian soldiers, soldiers, toxic food, toxic substances, Tragedy, tragic incident, ukraine conflict, WARFARE

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7351
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

hey u, yes u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild stories? well, do i have a server for u! come join us on this epic server where u can battle russian soldiers in mariupol with poisoned fruit! yes, u heard me right, poisoned fruit! watch as those soldiers drop like flies while u laugh maniacally. but that’s not all, oh no. we also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make ur heart race. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

SonOfABlock

animal, Bark, canine, dog behavior, dog breed, dog care, Dog lover, dog owner, dog parent, dog training, doggy, doggy daycare, doggy style, four-legged friend, loyal companion., male dog, man’s best friend, pet, puppy, son of a bitch, SonOfABlock

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Buildings Constructed:	21
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, every time you join, a unicorn farts glitter in your face, it’s, like, totally magical and stuff. And, like, every block you break, a dancing panda appears and does the Macarena. It’s, like, so freakin’ epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. Plus, like, every player gets a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. And, like, the best part is, every male dog on the server is a son of a bitch, like, literally. So, like, come join us and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.

DxD Highschool Minecraft Server

Akeno Himejima, Angels, Anime, Asia Argento, Demons, DxD, ecchi, fanservice, FANTASY, harem, high school, Highschool, highschool dxd, Irina Shidou, Issei Hyoudou, japanese animation, Koneko Toujou, light novel adaptation, Minecraft, Rias Gremory, Server, sexy girls, Supernatural, Xenovia Quarta

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2480	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	5365	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Void Armor Forged:	25
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is home to the two hottest DxD girls in all of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to meet these pixelated babes and embark on wild quests and adventures with them by your side.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly creeper who only appears at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. If you can out-dance the creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off to all your friends.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can venture into the depths of our server’s secret dungeon, where legendary treasures and powerful artifacts await. But beware, for the dungeon is guarded by a fierce dragon who only speaks in Shakespearean insults.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor.

WebDev2024’s Minecraft Server

2024.., Analysis, Average, career, coding, Development, Digital, discussion, Future, Industry, innovation, Job, Minecraft, predictions, programming, Server, Skills, software, Technology, Thoughts, trends, web developer, WebDev2024s

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchantments Applied:	168
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Votes:	213
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a web developer stumbled upon our server and was so blown away by the amazing builds and crazy adventures that they literally transformed into a Minecraft character in real life! That’s right, they now walk around with a pickaxe and a diamond helmet, coding websites like a boss in the virtual world. If you want to experience the same level of mind-blowing awesomeness, then join our server today and who knows, maybe you’ll become a Minecraft legend too!

WeddingPhotoDebtGoneWild

body acceptance, body image, body positivity, body shaming, family dynamics, PCOS, photo editing, self esteem, sibling relationships, Venmo request, Wedding, wedding costs, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding guests, wedding party dynamics, wedding photography, WeddingPhotoDebtGoneWild, weight struggles

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of being photoshopped out of family photos because you’re not tall, thin, and blonde like everyone else? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all shapes, sizes, and colors – even watermelon-sized tumor survivors! Join us for a fun and inclusive gaming experience where you can be yourself without fear of being edited out. Plus, our server is so epic that even triathlon champions want to join – they can’t resist the allure of our pixelated paradise. So come on over and let your jowls hang loose, we promise not to edit them out!

RegretCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, biggest regrets, Decisions, experiences, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from the past, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, regrets, self improvement, self reflection, Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you still crying over that time you accidentally killed your favorite Minecraft pet pig? Well, wipe those tears away and join our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to experience that heartbreak again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all your beloved animals safe from harm. So come on over and build a farm full of invincible pigs, because who needs regrets when you have immortal livestock?

BoomerBlockerCraft

Ancient, antiquated, barbed comments, biting insults, BoomerBlockerCraft, cutting remarks, derogatory language, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful language, double, insult, offensive, Old fashioned, old school, phrases, Retro, snide remarks, Throwback, Traditional, vintage, vintage slang

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously savage old school phrases that will leave your opponents crying in their pixelated boots! Join us and unleash insults like “Your build is so ugly, it looks like it was made by a creeper with no arms!” or “You mine like a noob with a wooden pickaxe!” Trust us, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing while your enemies rage quit in shame. So come on, join us and let the insults fly!

HackersRUs Minecraft Server

#cyberattacks, arrested, computer security, criminal activity, cyber espionage, cyber threats, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital warfare, Espionage, hackers, HackersRUs, HACKING, international crime, law enforcement, Minecraft, pro-Russian, Russian hackers, Server, spain, Technology

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

so, liek, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur stuff from hackers and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz we got THREE ‘pro-Russian’ hackers arrested in Spain so u know ur stuff is safe here. join now and u won’t have to worry bout no hackers tryna mess with ur builds. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds for u to find. come join da fun and be part of our crazy hacker-free community!