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DorkCraft Minecraft Server

DorkCraft, Dorks, Friends, friendship, fun times, good times, Heartfelt, inside jokes, Laughter, long tail tags, Memories, Minecraft, miss, Miss these dorks, missing, Nostalgia, Old Days, past, Reminiscing, sentimental, Server, silly moments, wishing

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Animals Bred:	53
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is filled with a bunch of lovable dorks just waiting to make your gaming experience unforgettable!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of our favorite memes, and participating in intense llama races across the map. Our community is so wacky and fun that you’ll never want to log off!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance partners. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of undead mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and become part of the dorky family. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll probably die a few times, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

MotherInLaw-Free Honeymoon Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, cordial, covid, Decision making, Deposits, ENTITLEMENT, family, Friends, honeymoon, Marriage, Minecraft, mother-in-law, MotherInLawFree, over-reach, Overseas, refundable options, relationship, Respect, Server, Strain, uninviting

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Potions Brewed:	126	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws who think your honeymoon is their family vacation? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted family members tagging along on your adventures.

We understand the struggle of dealing with entitled mother-in-laws who just can’t take a hint. That’s why our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama. You can finally focus on building the perfect castle without someone constantly looking over your shoulder and criticizing your every move.

So if you’re ready to escape the chaos and reclaim your honeymoon as your own, join our Minecraft server today! Build your dream world and leave the in-laws behind – they can’t teleport to your virtual paradise. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with passive-aggressive comments and awkward family dinners. Let’s block out the negativity and craft a new adventure together!

FridgeWarsMC

Boundaries, family dynamics, food addict, food addiction, food boundaries, food privacy, food security, food sharing, food theft, fridge lock, FridgeWarsMC, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, meal planning, meal prep, nutrition, obesity, parental influence, personal space, self-care, unhealthy habits

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Villages Defended:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can protect your precious loot from food addicts? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles over stolen snacks and half-eaten meals.

Imagine building your own fortress to keep your food safe from hungry raiders, like your mom who just can’t resist a taste of everything. Will you be able to defend your fridge from her relentless attacks? Only the bravest and most cunning players will survive!

But beware, the stakes are high in this server. Your mom might call you a selfish brat for not sharing, but hey, it’s every player for themselves in this food-filled frenzy. So grab your virtual sword and get ready for the ultimate showdown in the battle of the fridge!

TaxCraft: Riches to Blocks

blocks, Britain, Business, consequences, economic impact, Economy, EMIGRATION, Entrepreneurs, Financial, Fiscal, Government, high net worth, Investment, Migration, policy, Relocation, Riches, Tax, tax evasion, TaxCraft, ultra rich, Wealthy, wealthy individuals

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Potions Brewed:	174	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

come join our minecraft server where ultra-rich entrepreneurs are threatening to leave britain because they cant handle the tax! we have a whole city dedicated to these rich folks, complete with golden mansions and diamond encrusted cars! watch out for the tax collectors trying to chase them down, it’s a wild ride! plus, you can join in on the fun and build your own extravagant mansion to show off to all your friends. who needs britain when you can live in luxury in minecraft! come join now for the ultimate tax evasion experience!

UnibrowCraft

#facial hair, beauty routines, beauty standards, eyebrow care, eyebrow growth, eyebrow maintenance, eyebrow shape, eyebrow shaping, eyebrow styling, eyebrow trends, facial appearance, facial symmetry, genetic trait, Grooming, more hair, natural look, one eyebrow, personal style, self-confidence, UnibrowCraft, unique feature

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9438
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

join dis minecraft server if u want to be part of da exclusive one eyebrow club. we got all da hair u need to make up for dat missing brow. plus, rumor has it dat if u join, u get super powers like being able to fly on a giant eyebrow hair and shoot lasers out of ur unibrow. come on, who wouldn’t want to be part of dat craziness?! sign up now and be part of da most epic unibrow crew in all of minecraft land.

🏖️ CraftHaven | Modified Survival – Custom Enchants & More!

Beach, Community, Custom Enchants, Customenchants, Diamond Block Economy, Enchants, family friendly, Feedback, Friendly, game mode, IMPROVEMENTS, Modified, new, Nowhitelist, Player Shops, Players, Proxynetwork, Residence Claims, Server, Suggestions, Support, Survival, Vanilla, welcome

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to CraftHaven!

We are a server that just started and we are looking for players to support us! We are a family-friendly server which welcomes everyone!

We love hearing out suggestions and feedback as we want to always improve so don’t be afraid to reach out! 🙂

Currently we only offer one game mode:Modified – As the name suggests, it’s a vanilla server but “modified”: Custom Enchants, Residence Claims, Diamond Block Economy, Player Shops, etc.

Come check it out for yourself! I’d love to hear your opinions!

mc.crafthaven.net

V For Vindictive Vanilla: No Resets, Just Tears (1.20.4 SMP)

1.20.4, authentic, banning cheaters, chat moderation, Cheating, Community, DOXING, Fair Gameplay, Finland server host, gameplay, Griefing, PvP, Resets, semi anarchy, Sethome, Small Community, smp, Tears, TNT bombers, Tpa, True vanilla, unaltered, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, vindictive, world border

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

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Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.20.4

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands. We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us. We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border At 30M
No Map Resets
Random, unprotected spawn area
No TPA or Sethome
Griefing & Killing Allowed
No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat isn’t strictly moderated
Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

FAQ:

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: No, we only allow vanilla gameplay with no mods.

Q: Is it a PvP server?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief and kill each other on the server.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building structures?

A: There are no restrictions on building, but be aware that others may destroy your creations.

Q: How can I report a cheater?

A: You can report cheaters to the server admins through our Discord channel.

Q: Is there a limit on the number of players on the server?

A: We have a limit on the number of players to ensure the server runs smoothly, but we welcome new players to join us.

FunCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, amusing, comedy, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Feel-Good, Fun, fun times, funcraft, good times, Happy, hilarious, Laughter, laughter therapy, Minecraft, ONLINE, Popular, positive vibes, Server, trending, Video, viral, watch

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and hunt down elusive rainbow sheep for their magical wool. Our server is so wild, even the creepers can’t resist doing the Macarena dance before exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies to the latest hits from Minecraft DJ Steve. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a non-stop adventure of laughter, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

JackCraft Server: Where the Blocks Are Black

Black, blocks, can’t make a good movie in almost two decades, can’t make people laugh anymore, eventually Jack goes on /b/ to prove to zoomers and millennials that he is still cool, fat piece of shit, gets reduced into doing musical tours instead of starring in box office blockbusters, instead of laughing with him we are laughing at him, jack black, JackCraft, out of his prime, Server, sings but can’t actually sing and sounds like a shit, why doesn’t he just kill himself and end this embarrassment

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3633
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mines Excavated:	3474
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a fat piece of shit? Are you out of your prime and can’t seem to make a good movie in almost two decades? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and pretend to be a superstar like Jack Black!

On our server, you can sing your heart out (even if you sound like a complete shit), star in your own box office blockbusters (in Minecraft form, of course), and make people laugh until they cry (or until they pee their pants from laughing too hard).

And the best part? You can prove to all those zoomers and millennials that you’re still cool by joining our server and showing off your mad skills. So why not join today and escape the embarrassment of real life? Who needs Jack Black when you can be your own superstar on our server!

BroBroBunkBedBlues Minecraft Server

BroBroBunkBedBlues, college graduate, communication breakdown, council funded home, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, financial constraints, financial struggles, generational differences, housing crisis, housing options, Job Search, lack of privacy, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, moving out challenges, need for independence, overcrowded living situation, personal space, Server, shared bedroom, sibling rivalry

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1789
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	38
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Emeralds Found:	9328	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the overcrowded real world and have your own virtual space to call home!

Join us and experience the luxury of having your own bedroom, without any annoying younger siblings to bother you. No more sharing a room with a child, now you can have all the privacy you desire to cry, rage, or build to your heart’s content.

Our server offers a unique opportunity to escape the suffocating real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can truly be yourself. No need to worry about rent or job hunting, just focus on building your dream world in Minecraft.

And don’t worry about being called ungrateful or rude, on our server, you can express yourself freely without judgment. Plus, our virtual rent is much more affordable than in the real world, so you can live comfortably and stress-free.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can finally have the space and freedom you’ve been craving. Build, explore, and create your own virtual paradise without any limitations. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in the world of Minecraft!