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| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 2973 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience what America used to be about… but in block form!
Join us for a wild ride through a virtual land filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena on weekends!
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But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. Use it to dig your way to the center of the earth where you’ll find a secret room filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world!
