Holy Fuck Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3573
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

SquadGoalsCraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74

so like, you know that cori bush chick? she like lost the primary, man. but like, don’t be sad, come join our minecraft server instead! we got like, a whole squad of crazy progressive players who are always up for a challenge. we even have a special event where you can battle it out in a virtual primary election to see who will be the next leader of the server! come join us for some epic battles and hilarious moments, you won’t regret it!

CountCraft: The Billion Block Challenge

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	219
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	70	Crops Grown:	2519
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Votes:	9017

u kno wat u need in ur lyfe? a minecraft server dat will make u question ur very existence. dis server is so cray cray dat u will be like “am i in a dream or did i just eat too many mushrooms?”

join dis server if u wanna be part of a community dat is so obsessed with counting to 1 Billion dat they have forgotten how to do anything else. we have a counting competition every hour and the winner gets a virtual high five and a pat on the back.

but beware, once u start counting, u may never be able to stop. some players have been counting for so long dat they have forgotten their own names and now only respond to numbers.

so come on down to our server and see if u have what it takes to count to 1 Billion. but be warned, once u start, there’s no turning back.

CzechCraft: Tornado Tales

CzechCraft, Czechia, damage survey, disaster response, emergency management, extreme weather, lessons learned, natural disaster, societal impacts, Tales, Tornado, tornado aftermath, tornado damage assessment, tornado damage mitigation, tornado disaster recovery, tornado impact assessment, tornado preparedness, tornado recovery, tornado risk assessment, tornado safety measures, tornado warning systems

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2767
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing more chaotic than the weather in Czechia is the pvp battles! we had a tornado hit our server on June 24, 2021 and it was lit af. you gotta see the damage survey we did, it’s like a post-apocalyptic wasteland but with creepers and zombies instead of mutants.

the societal impacts were huge, like people started forming factions and fighting for resources like diamonds and emeralds. it was like the hunger games but with pixelated blocks.

we learned so many lessons from the tornado, like always build a secure shelter and never trust a pigman in a suit of armor. come join us and experience the chaos for yourself, it’s a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity and your crafting skills.

Samsara: Where even ghosts need a whitelist to play Minecraft cross-platform on vanilla SMP 1.21!

Bastions, Biomes, Challenging, Crossplatform, Discord, East Coast, end cities, Ghosts, grave stones, HANDCRAFTED, Hardcore, Landclaim, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Multiplayer Sleep, no-frills, Play, Samsara, smp, Structures, Survival, united states, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Welcome to Samsara!

Dive into Samsara, a 15k x 15k custom Minecraft world meticulously sculpted over the past decade in World Painter. This passion project has evolved through torrents of creativity and painstaking dedication, resulting in a vibrant and unique landscape. Samsara offers an unparalleled opportunity to explore, build, and live in a world that ignites the same wanderlust and awe reminiscent of early days in World of Warcraft and old-school RuneScape. Inspired by diverse design philosophies like those behind Northrend in WoW, Samsara’s world is never monotonous. Each zone tells its own story. Join the whitelist now on our Discord!

🔗 Full Website – Samsara.gg ✅ Join the Discord 📷 Follow us on Instagram

SERVER INFO

Version	1.21 Vanilla Java AND Bedrock
Server Location	East Coast, United States
Official Start Date	Wednesday, June 19th, 2024

Survival

play.samsara.gg

whitelist

landclaim, voicechat, overworld piglins, giantspawn, grave stones

Hardcore

hard.samsara.gg

no whitelist

just hardcore goodness

What We Do NOT Have

NO fancy spawn, just a cozy tavern to stay the night
NO loot crates, titles, or paid for features
NO teleporting or item-spawning
NO world border
NO donations, voting, or ranks!

Come Play If You Want…

A EPIC hand crafted map
Impossible biomes
Familiar structures in brand new settings
END CITIES in deserts
BASTIONS in caves
Mob heads, Voice Chat, Multiplayer Sleep, Landclaim, Grave stones
A NEW and CHALLENGING experience

😎 Be kind and join the whitelist via the discord 👑

MineCraft XIVG – Endwalker Server

Balmung, Braaskin map, endwalker, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Girl’s Last Tour, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, patch notes, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, x files, xivg

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7462
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for our latest patch notes (7.05) where we’ve added flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and exploding creepers for your entertainment. You won’t find these updates anywhere else, trust us!

Looking for resources, free companies, and linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive portal to a secret underground world filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon or two. Join now and become the richest player in the game!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Moonfire Faire event is happening from August 8th to August 26th, where you can participate in crazy quests, battle fire-breathing unicorns, and maybe even win a magical sword that shoots lasers. Who knows what surprises await you!

And if you’re feeling social, join our meetups where you can hang out with other players and discuss important topics like the meaning of life, the best way to defeat the Ender Dragon, and whether pineapple belongs on pizza. It’s a wild ride, so buckle up and join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Previous players can attest to the insanity of our server, so don’t miss out on the fun. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Suffering-Free Spain SMP

Beautiful architecture, coastal retreats, cultural experiences, European destination, foodie paradise, Happiness, leisurely lifestyle, long tail tags, Mediterranean charm, peaceful atmosphere, positive vibes, Relaxation, smp, spain, stress free, suffering-free zone, SufferingFree, sunny weather, tourist hotspot, travel, vacation, vibrant cities

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8175
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Spain is a suffering-free zone! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of fearless llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They spit with deadly accuracy, so watch out!

2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, the base is also home to a mischievous group of baby zombies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

3. Our server is ruled by a benevolent dictator who goes by the name of Sir Fluffykins. He may look cute and cuddly, but don’t be fooled – he has a strict “no suffering” policy and will ban anyone who dares to break the rules.

4. We host weekly llama races where players can saddle up their llama mounts and compete for epic prizes. Just be careful not to get trampled by a stampede of angry llamas!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where suffering is just a distant memory. Just watch out for those llamas – they’re not to be messed with!

InheritCraft Minecraft Server

Adults, advice, brother, children, decision, distribution, equal split, Estate, estranged, family, Inheritance, inheritance decision, inheritance dispute, InheritCraft, Minecraft, MONEY, Mother, relationship, School, Server, Siblings, waiver, Will

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1241
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Ores Mined:	4432
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6949
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Villages Defended:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Hey there! Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, just like my estranged mum’s estate drama!

Join our server for a chance to win virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams! Just like the inheritance my half brother is trying to snatch away from me. But don’t worry, on our server, everyone gets a fair share of the loot!

Not sure who to trust? Just like how I’m not sure if my brother is really looking out for me or just after the money, our server is full of surprises and twists that will keep you on your toes!

So come on, join our server and experience the drama, the thrill, and the excitement! Who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server like ours?

GF Sleepover Required!

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a chauffeur in your relationship? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We promise no one will ask you to drive them to work or watch only the shows they want to watch. Plus, our virtual world is full of independence and partnership – no high school relationships here! Break up with the real world and join us for a hilarious adventure where you can build your own relationships (or break them up if you want, we won’t judge). Who needs a partner when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Join now and say goodbye to being the relationship chauffeur!

CraftyThoughts SMP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Emeralds Found:	4893

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding.

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). We have epic build battles where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep, and secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots (because who needs diamonds when you can have carrot-powered armor?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while busting out their best dance moves. And rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon with a perfectly executed moonwalk, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a rainbow-colored unicorn into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride of epic proportions. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door – you’ll fit right in!

SadCraft: Creeper Edition

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4819
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mines Excavated:	4798
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	426900
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Join our Minecraft server and never be sad again! Our server is so full of joy and laughter that even the creepers can’t help but dance along. We have a secret potion that turns all your diamonds into puppies, because who needs shiny rocks when you can have adorable little fluff balls following you around? Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come join us and say goodbye to sadness forever!

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