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| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 6053 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
come join our minecraft server and be part of a world where trillions of organisms died to create fossil fuels so we can have epic technology like diamond pickaxes and redstone contraptions.
imagine being able to mine for diamonds while riding a pig and shooting arrows at creepers with a bow made of enchanted unicorn horns.
this server is the only place where you can ride a dragon into battle against a giant zombie made of cheese.
don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a world where the laws of physics are just suggestions and the only limit is your imagination. join now before the fossil fuels run out and we’re all back to riding around on wooden carts pulled by chickens.
