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Andrew’s Conservative Craft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Dimension Hops:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Crops Grown:	5523	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Void Armor Forged:	12

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with boomer retards who just can’t take a hint? Well, look no further because on our server, we only cherry pick the most retarded players to join our ranks!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, crazy builds, and unforgettable moments. Our community is like no other, with players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be a part of something truly delegitimized? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Cash Grabbers – Mine for Money Madness!

aspiration, Australia, Cash, chance, Crafty, dream, family, financial freedom, fortune, gambling, Goal, Grabbers, Hope, jackpot, Lottery, LUCK, madness, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, opportunity, scratchie tickets, WIN, Winnings, Wishful thinking

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of relying on boring old lottery tickets to win big bucks? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with hidden treasure, diamond mines, and secret loot chests that could make you richer than a kangaroo in a gold mine. Who needs scratchie tickets when you can dig for diamonds and build your way to fortune? Join now and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest Minecraft player in all of Australia!

Double Trouble Craft

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ores Mined:	1215
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	22	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want some company? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual harem! Join us and have not one, but TWO little sluts all to yourself! Imagine all the mining, crafting, and building you can do with double the help and double the fun! Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to double your pleasure and double your loot on our server. Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft harem experience!

Crafty Fap Adventures – The Ultimate Minecraft Discord Server!

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take talking about your fetishes to a whole new level! Join us on /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky and let your freak flag fly as you post tags, discuss your wildest fantasies, and maybe even have a little self love session while you’re at it.

Our “Too thicc edition” is not for the faint of heart – we’re talking about some seriously juicy content here, folks. From giantess roleplay to tentacle obsessions, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why join us, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded individuals who are just as kinky as you are? Plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 69 in our server, you unlock a secret room filled with diamond-encrusted sex toys.

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us on /dft/ and let your fantasies run wild!

MasterBedWars Minecraft server

144.76.60.80, 25968, Bedwars, Free donation, Ip:, MasterBedWars, minecraft server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Gods Slained:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

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Pixel Love Land

Adventure, Asian dating, cross-cultural relationships, DATING, Dating in Japan, exploring Japan, find love, foreign love, international dating, Japan, Japanese culture, kyoto, Land, love, meeting new people, new experiences, Osaka, PIXEL, relationships, romance, TOKYO, travel

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2871
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5133	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Do you want to find love in Japan? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Our pixelated paradise is filled with beautiful pixel art cherry blossoms, romantic pixelated sunsets, and even a virtual sushi restaurant where you can take your pixelated date. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft?

Join our server and you might just find your pixelated soulmate, whether it’s a cute pixelated villager or a dashing pixelated adventurer. Who knows, maybe you’ll even have a Minecraft wedding in our virtual chapel, complete with pixelated cake and fireworks!

So come on, join our server and let the love (and creepers) bloom in Japan!

FootyCraft: Kickin’ it in the British Pyramid

Amateur, association football, athletes, British, British football, British sports culture, clubs, Competition, Development, football pyramid, FootyCraft, grassroots, International, kickin, leagues, national, PROFESSIONAL, Promotion, Pyramid, pyramid system, RELEGATION, Soccer, sports, Teams, uk

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1922
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Enchantments Applied:	177	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Votes:	4887
Void Armor Forged:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, get ready to kick it up a notch on our server where we’ve taken the British football pyramid to a whole new level!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you hear the roar of the crowd as you score a goal in our epic soccer stadium built right in the middle of the server. But watch out for the creeper referees, they can be a bit explosive when making calls!

Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft football champion as you navigate through different leagues, facing off against rival teams and even recruiting zombie players to join your squad. Who needs pickaxes when you have soccer balls to kick around?

So what are you waiting for? Lace up your virtual boots and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. It’s time to kick some pixelated goals and show the world that you’re the ultimate blocky football superstar!

SharkBaeCraft

adorable, animal, Aquatic, cute, cute animal, cute meme, cute shark, cute wife, funny, funny meme, humor, love, Marriage, meme, Ocean, relationship, sea creature, shark, shark wife, SharkBaeCraft, Wife

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4557
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	136	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Players Killed by Monsters:	5534	Endless Night Skies:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can find the most adorable shark wives around! Dive into our ocean biome and you might just stumble upon a beautiful shark lady looking for love. Who needs a Minecraft girlfriend when you can have a shark wife, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of being a chicken knight, fighting off evil cows and pigs with your trusty sword.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether, where you can challenge the fearsome Ender Dragon to a dance-off? That’s right, this dragon loves to boogie and if you can out-dance it, you’ll be rewarded with a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join in on the wacky fun. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and whimsical world!

Pepe’s Pixel Playground: Where Long Decisions Lead to Epic Adventures!

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Runes Activated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where your pepe is never long enough? Well, look no further because on our server, you can long pepe to your heart’s content! We offer the unique opportunity to long pepe at ridiculous prices like 0.00001425! But be warned, just like in real life, your pepe can instantly dump and liquidate your 3btc collateral. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on our server! Join now for the most exhilarating pepe trading experience of your life!

ClassyCraft

Adventure, bard, Character, Class, ClassyCraft, cleric, custom class, Druid, FANTASY, fighter, Gaming, Mage, Necromancer, paladin, Ranger, Rogue, role playing, Sorcerer, warlock, warrior, wizard

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have custom classes that will blow your mind – ever wanted to play as a magical unicorn warrior or a ninja turtle with laser eyes? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and embark on epic quests like saving the world from an army of evil chickens or building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of our wacky and wild Minecraft community. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	2502	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!