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Andrew’s Conservative Craft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Divine Spears Created:	25
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with boomer retards who just can’t take a hint? Well, look no further because on our server, we only cherry pick the most retarded players to join our ranks!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, crazy builds, and unforgettable moments. Our community is like no other, with players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be a part of something truly delegitimized? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

Block Brawlers: Tekken Edition

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is filled with secret Tekken 8 character skins that you can unlock by defeating the Ender Dragon in under 5 minutes. Trust me, it’s harder than it sounds!

2. We have a special Jargon language that you must learn in order to communicate with other players. It’s like speaking in tongues, but way more fun!

3. If you manage to pull off a 50-hit combo in PvP, you’ll be granted the power to summon a giant chicken to ride around on. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

4. Our Fundamentals guide will teach you how to build the most epic structures in record time. You’ll be the envy of all your friends on other servers!

5. And last but not least, we have a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out Tekken-style. Winner takes all the diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most intense Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Love Confessions: Minecraft Dating Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9435
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Farms Harvested:	200
Enchantments Applied:	174	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as your love life? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like the time you found out your crush might be asexual but you’re still falling for them hard.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of not knowing where your heart will take you next, just like the time you awkwardly asked your crush to hang out and ended up having the best time ever.

With mini-games like laser tag and bowling, you’ll never run out of ways to bond with your friends, just like the time you and your crush bonded over horror movies and awkwardness.

So come on, join our server and maybe, just maybe, you’ll find the love of your life amidst all the chaos and fun. Who needs a relationship status when you have a Minecraft server to keep you on your toes?

CraftyCouples: Where Minecraft Love Stories Begin!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Star Shards Collected:	253
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

Welcome to the most aromatic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so fragrant, you’ll swear you can smell the pixels. Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the founder of this server once defeated an army of creepers using only the power of her own scent. That’s right, her aroma is so potent that it can repel even the most explosive of mobs. So if you want to bask in the sweet, sweet smell of victory, come join us on this one-of-a-kind server. Just be sure to bring your nose plugs, because things are about to get stinky in the best way possible.

BoobCraft: Where Babies Are Fed and Blocks Are Placed

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchantments Applied:	66

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the cows have udders so big you’ll wonder, “How many babies can she feed with these tits?” Join us for a wild adventure where you can milk cows the size of houses and use their milk to create giant cheese blocks to build with. Our server is so crazy, even the chickens lay golden eggs that you can use as currency to buy diamond armor for your pet pig. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our wacky world and see just how far you can stretch those udders!

LOLg/ – Minecraft for Multilingual Memers

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Runes Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring language learning servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to learn languages while having a blast! Last week, we launched a demoralization campaign that worked so well, everyone quit other servers just to join ours!

Join us to learn languages, share your language learning experiences, ask outrageous questions about your target language, and even participate in translation challenges that will make you question your sanity! Make frens who are just as crazy about languages as you are!

Check out our wiki for all the tips and tricks on how to learn a foreign language like a pro. And don’t forget our useful links, including a free language-learning book archive that will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a language-learning journey like no other. Who knows, you might even pick up some alien languages along the way!

Crafty AF – Noobs Beware

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6506
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes, mine diamonds with a pickaxe made out of pure gold, and battle a horde of evil zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before!

Arrow Drama Craft

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4143
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a secret dimension filled with dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden treasure chest that, when opened, grants you the ability to turn into a block of cheese for 24 hours. Imagine the possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just watch out for the arrow… it might lead you straight into a pit of lava!

SeriousCraft: Where we pretend to be serious but end up trolling each other anyway

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old views? Well, look no further because on our server, you can witness the most epic eclipse over the USA that will blow your mind! And forget about those lame black and white copies, we’ve got the real deal here. Join us for a once in a lifetime experience that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little blinded, but it’s totally worth it). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and witness the eclipse of a lifetime!

Blocky Battles: Arknights Edition – Join ‘/akg/’ for epic adventures in Minecraft!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	184	Zombie Dances:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Towns Built:	8	Void Gems Collected:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on Red Bull? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got more epic content updates than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Join now and you’ll have the chance to battle against the legendary 6* Sniper Fiammetta, who shoots flaming arrows faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”. And don’t forget about the 6* Caster Passenger, who can summon a magical minecart to ride into battle!

But wait, there’s more! How about facing off against the 5* Supporter Quercus, who can summon a forest of angry trees to protect you from any hostile mobs? Or team up with the 5* Medic Whisperain, who can heal you faster than you can say “Notch”.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve even got a special event where you can get a Cardigan skin that will make you look so stylish, even the villagers will be jealous. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyCreeperz: Where the evidence always shows… in hilarious fashion!

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3270
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ores Mined:	5505	Star Shards Collected:	154
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Join us and leave all your troubles behind, just like how this player left behind his girlfriend and special needs daughter (allegedly).

Our server is the perfect place to hide from the law and build your own virtual paradise. Who needs a girlfriend and a daughter when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper, am I right?

So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together. Just make sure to keep your alibis straight and your pickaxes sharp!