Book of John Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyMind: Where creepers make you do their bidding

anger issues, Assertiveness, behavioral triggers, Bidding, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, control, coping mechanisms, CraftyMind, CREEPERS, emotional intelligence, emotional response, Empathy, environment influence, interpersonal skills., Manipulation, personal growth, predisposed behavior, relationship dynamics, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, toxic behavior

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4555
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Animals Bred:	154	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Falling into the Void:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the owner is like a crazy puppet master pulling all the strings! He makes you predisposed to do things he doesn’t like, then puts you in an environment that is conducive to you doing those things. And guess what? He gets mad when you inevitably do those things! What the heck is his problem? But hey, if you’re up for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, then this server is the place to be! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos like you’ve never experienced before!

DubCraft: Where Dubs Reign Supreme!

(Audio), Anime, comparison, debate, Dubbing, Dubcraft, dubs, English Dub, foreign language, ITT, Japanese sub, Language, localization, opinion, Preference, Reign, sub version, Subtitles, superior, SUPREME, voice acting, voiceover

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Buildings Constructed:	39	Ores Mined:	4985
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Crops Grown:	2823
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, dubs are not just a random occurrence, they are a way of life. Forget about those boring sub versions, here you will be blessed with the most glorious dubs you have ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you will be granted the power to control time itself. That’s right, you will be able to speed up the day-night cycle with just a snap of your fingers. Imagine the chaos you can create with such power!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – on this server, you will find a secret hidden treasure that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. Legend has it that this treasure is guarded by a pack of creeper riding pigs, but if you are brave enough to face them, the reward will be worth it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just become the next blocky hero of this server!

SleepyCraft: Where even the mobs are more awake than you! 🛏️💤

1. bed, awake, bewitched, CHANGED.., charms, deepthroats, Dormitory, Draft, Ejaculate, erection, expelled, fellatio, fireplace, Good Night, Lick, maternally, mobs, naked, orgasm, PAJAMAS, pulsating, Robes, Shivering, Sleep, SleepyCraft, Spell, TESTICLES, warm up

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4472
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Towns Built:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Welcome to our magical Minecraft server, where the unexpected happens at every turn! Join us for a wild adventure filled with spellbinding surprises and enchanted encounters.

Ever wanted to experience a Minecraft world where the rules of reality are completely twisted? Well, look no further! Our server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game.

Picture this: you’re wandering through a mystical forest, when suddenly you find yourself face-to-face with a wizard who insists on helping you get warm by the fire. But watch out – things might get a little steamy! Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could turn into a lesson in magical pleasure?

So, if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with unbelievable moments and mind-blowing experiences, join our server today. Just be sure to keep your robes on – unless you’re ready for a little magic of a different kind!

FlavorCraft – Where Taste Meets Blocks

ai art, ai generated art, Archived Streams, blocks, Boltgun, Brew, Brolime, Chocolate Chuubas, corpo-style, Donna Vina D’Merlot, Dr. Citrea Lolime, Dr. Lollime, FlavorCraft, FlaVR, FlaVR domination, FlaVR Friends, Fresh, gen structure, Goodbye Feesh Edition, Historical Archive, idol corp, indie circle, Juwun, Kiki’s Thread., Kirsche…, Korean Vtubers, meets, Minna Vanilla, Mixie Mixin, Nayvell Milkdrop, Neo Pawlino, NiiCola, Nyana, Panko, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, Raimi Ricotta, Rika Paprika, Sawa, Sena Bonbon, Snufkin, Sour Grape Sama, Stable Diffusion Prompts, Taste, Traube, TXC, Vtuber

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5230
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Animals Bred:	183

Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, say goodbye to those feeshy servers and join us for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Our server is like no other, with AI-generated art that will blow your mind. We have characters like Minna Vanilla, the sassy mother of two who brings that real motherlike energy, and Rika Paprika, the Chilean babi who loves “free helicopter rides.”

But that’s not all! We also have characters like Dr. Lollime, the German FNAF loremaster, and Donna Vina D’Merlot, who openly streams with a voice changer (is she a babi or a woman? The mystery!).

Join us on this crazy journey where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even run into a Neapolitan dog boy with a smooth voice or a memelord singer who has made several kino covers.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SteamyCraft: Where Even Steve Pays for Games

digital downloads, digital economy, digital purchases, digital storefront, Entertainment, games, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming habits, online gaming, online transactions, payment, Pays, PC Gaming, Steam, steam wallet, SteamyCraft, steve, Video Game Platform, video game purchases, video games, Virtual Goods

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	7919	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the owner is so rich, he pays for video games on Steam! That’s right, this server is so LIT that the owner doesn’t even need to wait for sales or discounts, he just buys games at full price like a boss.

Join us for a wild ride filled with UNICORNS that shoot RAINBOWS out of their horns, DRAGONS that sing opera, and CREEPERS that do the Macarena when they explode.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so INSANE that you can ride on PENGUINS that wear top hats and monocles, build houses out of CHOCOLATE blocks, and even battle a boss named FLUFFY who shoots KITTENS out of his eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Blunders: The Overrated Server

Adult, age, BIAS, blocky, Blunders, bored, criticism, Disappointment, enjoyment, Experience, Game, hype, influence, love, Mainstream, opinion, Overrated, perspective, Popular, Preference, Server, societal norms, Weed

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1305
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	2580	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Are you tired of boring, overrated games that just don’t do it for you anymore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unbelievable adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Forget about being an adult, on our server, you can let your inner child run wild and embrace the pure joy of playing Minecraft without a care in the world.

And who needs weed when you have a server as lit as ours? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town!

DickSuckCraft: Where Your Wildest Dreams Come True

1. Imagine, Climax, desire, dick, DickSuckCraft, dreams, ecstasy, Erotic, FANTASY, Having, indulgence, INTIMATE, Kinky, Naughty, oral, passionate, Pleasure, satisfaction, seductive, sex, Sucked, True, WILDEST, your

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4573
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the creepers twerk for you and the zombies do the Macarena while you mine for diamonds!

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine wants to join just to see what all the fuss is about.

Join us for epic battles with a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its beak and a pack of killer bunnies that will stop at nothing to protect their carrot stash.

And did we mention that the Ender Dragon is secretly a DJ spinning sick beats while you try to defeat it?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Get your pixelated booty in here and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Pixelated Pop Stars: Minecraft Edition

Alstroemeria, Anime, comparison, Competition, dancing, Edition, Entertainment, episode 2, episode 3, girl group, Idol, japanese, L’Antiqa, Minecraft, Music, Performance, pixelated, pop, pop culture, singing, Stars, talent showcase, The iDOLM@STER Shiny Colors, Video, webm

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Forget about Alstroemeria, because L’Antiqa is where the real fun is at. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds. Mine them and become a real-life millionaire! – The mobs on our server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies instead of attacking you. Who needs hostile creatures anyway? – Our PvP battles are so intense, they’ve been known to break the space-time continuum. Don’t believe me? Just ask Steve from accounting. – We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted loot and magical potions. But shh, it’s a secret. Oops, I guess it’s not a secret anymore. – The admins on our server are actually wizards in disguise. They can grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for. Last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up buried in a mountain of them.

So what are you waiting for? Join L’Antiqa today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the adventure of a lifetime! 🌟

ChunkyCraft: The Big Bitch Server

big, Bitch, body shaming, ChunkyCraft, controversial, cyberbullying, debate, discussion, fat, Fat Bitch, gender stereotypes, insult, internet culture, long trail, Misogyny, offensive language, online forum, online harassment, Server, social media, Thread, trolling, women’s issues

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Falling into the Void:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Fat Bitch Thread Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner chunkiness! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is hosted on a giant floating slice of pizza in the sky, because why not? – Instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for giant chocolate bars and marshmallows to build your dream castle. – The mobs on our server are all dressed in tutus and tiaras, because even zombies deserve to feel fabulous. – Our PVP arena is a giant trampoline filled with slime blocks, so you can bounce your way to victory. – The only way to access our secret treasure room is by doing the Macarena dance in front of a painting of a dancing taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Fat Bitch Thread server and let the ridiculousness begin!

SlavCraft: Where Being Gay is the Epidemic and Building is the Cure

building, cultural norms, cure, discrimination, Diversity, eastern europe, environmental influences, Epidemic, Gay, Gender Roles, genetic factors, Homosexuality, Identity, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, mental health, minority groups, sexual diversity, sexual orientation, SlavCraft, slavs, social pressure, societal acceptance, Stereotypes, stigma

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Magic Items Found:	4689

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is THE place to be!

Join us and discover the legendary phenomenon of Slavs being gay! Yes, you heard it right. Our server is home to the most fabulous Slavs in all of Minecraft. What causes this epidemic, you ask? Well, some say it’s the magical powers of our server that turn even the most macho Slavs into fabulous divas.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride unicorns, slay dragons, and party with mermaids. Our server is like no other, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might just catch the gay Slav fever too!