Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

bedrock, BLOCK, building, Chill, Collaborative, Community, creativity, Discord, Friendly, Gaming, grief-free, Hardcore, idea.., Interactive, laid back, Lakehead, Lazy, no drama, Peaceful, pet-friendly, Placing, Relaxed, Semi Vanilla, Server, shop building, smp, Social, virtual world, windmill, wrong

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54

Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Zombie Dances:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

arousal issues, comics, erectile dysfunction, erectile problems, Flaccid, graphic novels, impotence, Limp, male protagonist, male sexuality, Manga, manga characters, Manga community, Manga fans, manga readers, manga series, mc, NoStiffyMinecraft, sexual dysfunction, sexual performance, SMPTouchyTouchy

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	143	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

alcohol, bill, birthday dinner, birthday gift, Birthday Party, Communication, fair, family, Friends, GFsBdayDinnerDrama, Girlfriend, ignoring, messages, misunderstanding, office, Paying, Principle, Resentment, six figure salary, Surprise, Tipping

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8114
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

“Youth, Adulthood, adulting, aging, aging gracefully, creeper, Expectations, experiences, explosions, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, LIMITATIONS, Maturity, midlife crisis, responsibilities, restrictions, SELF AWARENESS, smp, societal norms, thirty, Thirtysomething, too old, wisdom

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

CraftyPickupLines

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Star Shards Collected:	197
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

CraftyChemWarfare

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Dragons Tamed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

Ligma Craft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Ligma Craft, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Prison, Prisons, PvP, Roleplaying, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Viaversion

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8598
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	36
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

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Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

Active, Adventure, building, Chill, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Fun, java, keyboards, Mature, Minigames, Noobs, Pros, PvP, Realm, Realms, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1278
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Dimension Hops:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Animals Bred:	137	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Homage (23M)
Realm Type	Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
Add-ons	15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
Contact	Discord: homage2heezy
Age Restriction	18+ only

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
What addons are included?	Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
Can I invite friends to the server?	Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

#union raid, Android, Anniversary Livestream, baseball fan, cd keys, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Escape Queen, FAQ, Fun, Game Download, General Info, Ios, life again, Livestream, maintenance, Minecraft, new players, nikke, Nikke General, Nikkes, nonsense red, PC, PHANTOM THIEF VS DETECTIVE, red hood poll costume, Rewards, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Special Recruit, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1641
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

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