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Blocky Breaktime Bonanza: Escape Reality >have a long day at work/school…

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2283	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of feeling like a loser virgin faggot full of hate and unethical thoughts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all that negativity behind as you embark on a journey filled with pixelated adventures and virtual friendships. Who needs therapy when you have blocks to break and creepers to avoid? Say goodbye to feeling like dogshit and hello to a world where anything is possible. Join us and get happy, bros.

SeetheCraft: Where Zoomers Rage Quit and Boomers Reign Supreme

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3048
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where we embrace the chaos and love stirring up drama.

We are proud NTR enthusiasts and we aren’t afraid to show it! Sorry zoomers, but us oldfags know how to have a good time. So if you’re into causing mayhem, stirring up trouble, and making zoomers seethe, then this is the server for you.

Come join us for some outrageous fun and let’s make some memories that will leave the zoomers scratching their heads. Who needs rules when you have NTR and usedgods on your side? Join us now and let’s show those chuds how it’s done!

Dick Craving CD High

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gaming experience to a whole new level. And don’t even get me started on our insane events – we once had a llama race where the winner got a diamond horse armor!

But that’s not all, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. We have players from all walks of life, including a guy who claims to be a ninja in real life and a girl who swears she can talk to creepers. It’s never a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure.

So come join us and let loose on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

BoomBlockz: Where Creepers Fear to Tread Since ‘int 10 years ago’

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2122	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Void Gems Collected:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of dealing with racist players on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no racism policy! We don’t tolerate any hate speech towards any group of people, including our Chinese players. In fact, we have a whole town dedicated to celebrating Chinese culture and cuisine! So come join us and help us build a diverse and inclusive community where everyone is welcome, no matter where they come from. Plus, our server has the best virtual Kung Pao chicken you’ll ever taste! Join us now and let’s make Minecraft a better place for everyone!

SPinCraft: Because even Minecraft players debate Game Boy releases

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Come join our Minecraft server, where we promise you an amazing leap in hardware just like the Game Boy Color! Imagine playing Minecraft with colors so vibrant, it’ll make your eyes pop out (not literally, we hope).

Just like how the GBC didn’t last long before the original GBA was released, our server is constantly evolving and improving to provide you with the best gaming experience possible. Who knows, maybe we’ll even surprise you with a Minecraft version of the SP in the future!

And don’t worry about missing out on GBC games, because on our server, every game is a colorful adventure waiting to be explored. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories together!

Crafty Hide and Seek

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	93	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Well, get ready because on our server, the stakes are higher than ever! Just like the more than 1 million Indians waiting for high-skilled immigrant visas, you’ll be waiting in anticipation for the next big quest to conquer.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies at every turn. Who needs a visa when you can travel to new dimensions and realms with just a click of a button?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, the only visa you’ll need here is a VIP pass to all the fun and chaos that awaits you.

CraftyFeminist18s: Where even ‘retarded children’ can build epic worlds!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7892
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Crops Grown:	1209	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Are you tired of dealing with “retarded children” in your Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is for mature players only, because apparently 18 year olds are just too dumb to handle the responsibility of voting or dating. Join us and leave the kids behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations with fellow grown-ups. Who needs Stacy and her drama when you can join our server and vote on important server decisions instead? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

Naruto’s Blocky Adventure: Believe It! Crafty Ninjas Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6510
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring old democracy in your Minecraft server? Do you want to experience the thrill of ninja governance? Then look no further, because on our server, Tobirama is the ultimate leader! Forget about voting, just follow Tobirama’s every command and watch as your ninja village thrives like never before. Join now for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience!

FagCraft: Where Every Block is a Fag and Every Creeper is a LOL

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	40	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
New Chunks Explored:	902820	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, come join our server where the only thing drier than the desert is our sense of humor! We have fags, lmaos, and lololololols galore!

Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)

GemCraft: Mine, Build, and Laugh with Koseki Bijou General! LOL

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Crops Grown:	9958	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to come near us. We have legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of diamond blocks. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. And our starter guide is so helpful, it’s like having a diamond sword in a zombie apocalypse.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember, don’t engage with diggers (trolls, doxxers, holo vs holo baiters). Hide, report, and rock on!