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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 8091 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
LOLZ, u ever feel like u won the lottery when u find a sick Minecraft server? well, dis server is like hitting the jackpot every time u log on! we got crazy builds dat will make ur eyeballs pop outta ur head, like seriously, we had to ban eyeball retrieval services cuz they were gettin overwhelmed.
Not only dat, but we got mobs dat will make u question ur sanity. we got creepers doin the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies… well, they’re just bein zombies. but trust me, u ain’t never seen mobs like dis before.
And don’t even get me started on our community events. we once had a pig race dat turned into a full-on piggy olympics. pigs doin hurdles, pigs doin synchronized swimming, pigs doin interpretive dance. it was a sight to behold, let me tell ya.
So come join our server and experience the thrill of winning the Minecraft lottery every single day. just remember to hold onto ur eyeballs, cuz they might just pop out again.
