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Nope, I love all holiday foods! Minecraft server

ceremony, Country, DISLIKES, Father, foods, FREEZER, holiday, holiday foods, long tail tags, love, Minecraft, nope, picrel, ritual table, Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	6533	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family’s holiday traditions? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have a whole ritual table dedicated to sacrificing unpopular holiday foods. Forget about freezing them, just toss them into the virtual fire and watch them disappear! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s as weird and wonderful as your family’s holiday gatherings. Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity.

Have You Seen This Man? Minecraft SMP

ALERT, crime, criminal, Find, fugitive, Help, investigation, law enforcement, man, Minecraft, missing person, Police, Public Safety, Report, REWARD, search, sighting, smp, SUSPECT, suspect identification, tip, wanted, whereabouts

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4978
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Farms Harvested:	230
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Have you seen this man? Legend has it he once built a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Join our Minecraft SMP and maybe, just maybe, you’ll have the chance to meet this mysterious and elusive player. Who knows, you might even become best friends and go on wacky adventures together, like hunting down the elusive pink sheep or building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

DadCraft: BirthGate LOL

Argument, BirthGate, Childbirth, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DadCraft, emotional baggage, family, Father, Fatherhood, Labor, lol, Marriage, parenting, Priorities, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, stress, Support, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6461
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of being reminded of that one time you missed the birth of your child because you were too busy playing Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where missing important life events is just part of the game!

Our server is so addicting, you’ll forget all about that argument with your wife over daycare costs. Who needs expensive childcare when you can spend all day building virtual castles and fighting off creepers?

Plus, on our server, no one will judge you for prioritizing pixelated adventures over real-life responsibilities. So come join us and leave your guilt at the door – after all, in Minecraft, you can always respawn!

WordyMinecraftSMP

Favorite, favorite word, favorite word chat, favorite word choice, favorite word conversation, favorite word debate, favorite word decision, favorite word dialogue, favorite word discussion, favorite word inquiry, favorite word option, favorite word poll, favorite word preference, favorite word query, favorite word question, favorite word selection, favorite word selection process, favorite word survey, favorite word topic, Word, WordyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9918
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	168	Star Shards Collected:	271
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Void Gems Collected:	31
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a secret language made entirely of llama noises! That’s right, instead of typing in chat, you have to communicate with your fellow players using your best llama impersonation. It’s a hilarious and chaotic way to play the game, and you never know what kind of shenanigans will ensue.

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Get your groove on with the creepers and skeletons while jamming out to some sick beats. Just be careful not to accidentally dance your way into a lava pit!

So if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing until your sides hurt, join our SMP today. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of life hidden in the depths of our llama language.

BoomerCraft2021

aging gracefully, aging gracefully meaning, aging gracefully quotes, aging gracefully tips, aging parents, Aging population, aging process, aging process in biology, aging process in humans, aging process in physiology, aging process in psychology, aging process in sociology, aging signs, aging skin, aging well, BoomerCraft2021, instantly aging, premature aging, signs of aging

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9603
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mines Excavated:	2441	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	364	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll instantly age like a fine wine! Our server is so intense that just logging in will give you gray hairs and aching joints. But don’t worry, because with great age comes great wisdom…and a killer base made entirely out of diamond blocks! So come on, join us and watch your character go from a fresh-faced noob to a seasoned Minecraft pro in the blink of an eye. Who needs a time machine when you have our server?

UkrainianDroneCraft Minecraft Server

aerial warfare, defense industry, defense technology, domestic drones, drone industry, drone production, drone technology, eastern europe, geopolitical competition, military advancements, military capabilities, military drones, military technology, Minecraft, national security, parity in the skies, russia, Server, surveillance drones, UAVs, Ukraine, Ukrainian technology, UkrainianDroneCraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	210	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Items Found:	6197
Potions Brewed:	188	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, Ukraine be goin’ all out with their drone game! They be pumpin’ out drones like nobody’s business and now they claim they be on the same level as Russia in the skies! Imagine flyin’ around in a drone battle with your pals, takin’ on the might of Russia with your sick drone skills. Join now and be part of the epic drone wars that’ll go down in Minecraft history! Let’s show Russia who’s boss in the virtual skies, fam!

BorderPatrolCraft

border checks, border control, border crossings, border enforcement, border monitoring, border patrol, border security, BorderPatrolCraft, COVID-19 measures, cross-border traffic, customs inspection, european union, germany, immigration control, international borders, land borders, passport checks, Schengen Area, security measures, travel regulations, travel restrictions

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Void Armor Forged:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Crops Grown:	4862
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where germany is checking all borders to make sure no creepers or zombies sneak in!!! we got the best security system in place, you won’t find a safer server anywhere else! plus, our admin team is made up of actual german shepherds who bark commands at you in german, it’s a real treat.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where hitler’s ghost hangs out and gives out diamond swords to all the players who can do the best nazi salute. it’s a wild ride, folks.

so come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the thought of getting caught trying to sneak past the border patrol. it’s a real blast, we promise.

RahimCraft

Minecraft Survival PvP PvE Exploration Combat Dynamic Challenging Building Multiplayer Adventure Sandbox Creative Redstone Mods Minigames Economy Factions Skyblock Roleplay, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1060
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Items Found:	6278	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Meteorites Collected:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

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Hololive Rejects Minecraft Server

#youtube, Anime, controversy, Drama, Entertainment, Gaming, hololive, internet culture, Japanese culture, Japanese idols, Minecraft, Online Community, online controversy, online drama, online personalities, online streaming, rejects, Server, virtual entertainment, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict “no Hololive” policy because we’re all about that original content, baby! Join us if you’re tired of seeing those virtual YouTubers hogging all the spotlight.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing llamas. It was lit, to say the least.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to give hugs. And rumor has it, if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a chicken suit, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant rainbow unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those Hololive whores behind and come join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

The Great Wall of China Korea USA Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, business ethics, China, collusion, Competition, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Generosity, global economy, Great, hurting, India, international relations, Kindness, Korea, market share, Minecraft, protectionism, smartphone companies, smp, technology industry, trade war, Usa, Wall

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Votes:	2592
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mines Excavated:	3740
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of being a smartphone villain? Join our Minecraft SMP and redeem yourself by building epic structures that will make even the gods of India jealous! We don’t tolerate colluding with evil corporations here, only pure creativity and fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical cow that shoots diamonds out of its udders. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show India that you’re ready to make amends through the power of blocks and pixels!