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Lost 300 Bongs Minecraft SMP U-17 World

“Youth, betting loss, bongs, Championship, Competition, Defeat, Disappointment, emotional, FINAL, gambling, Lost, Minecraft, smp, Soccer, soccer tournament, sports, Sports betting, tfw, U-17, U17, under-17, wager, world, World Cup

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	354	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

So, you’re probably wondering why you should join our Minecraft SMP, right? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and discovered a secret underground village filled with talking cows who only spoke in puns. They were so entertained by the moo-tastic jokes that they couldn’t stop laughing for days! And that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you rare items for belly rubs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. Imagine building a house out of gummy bears and marshmallows!

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a weekly talent show where players compete to see who can build the most ridiculous structure? Last week, someone built a giant toilet that actually flushed! It was both impressive and slightly disturbing.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you entertained for hours on end and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and let the craziness begin!

BongCraft: Where Europeans and Bongs Rule the World

Bars, BongCraft, bongs, car loans, Carefree, clubs, college costs, credit card debt, Europeans, high rents, Housing, Incels, internet friends, ISOLATED, low population density, materialistic culture, Normie, public transport, Retirement, rule, Socialize, third places, travel, walkable cities, world

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8127
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as carefree as a bong-smoking European? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all your real-life stressors like retirement, college costs, and credit card debt. Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures and build your dream world.

Our server is like a virtual utopia where incels are non-existent and everyone just wants to have a good time. No need to worry about impressing anyone with your material possessions or social status – just come as you are and let loose!

Plus, with our easy travel system, you can meet up with your internet friends in-game whenever you want. Who needs real-life bars and clubs when you can party it up in Minecraft with people from all over the world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the carefree, fun-loving lifestyle of a bong-smoking European right from the comfort of your own home. Let the madness begin!

DisownedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, apologized, Blamed, brother, college, Cruel, Debts, decent life, disowned, DisownedCraft, EMBARRASSMENT, family, financial trouble, financially, forgiveness, Friends, Harsh, Jobs, kicked out, Let it go, lost it, Minecraft, outing, parents, refusing to support, Rent, Server, stopped supporting, SURVIVE, torn, ultra-conservative, Younger Brother

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level! Join us for a chance to escape your own family issues and dive into a world where you can build, create, and thrive without any financial burdens.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or debts. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and let go of any grudges you may be holding onto. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Join us now and let go of all your anger and resentment towards your family members. Build bridges instead of walls, and maybe even invite your brother to play with you. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a way to forgive him in the virtual world before doing so in real life.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the healing begin. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

WifeGuardianCraft

Apology, attention seeking, Bikini, Boundaries, children, Confrontation, cultural sensitivity, cussing out, ethnicity, guests, host, Indian, insulting, Jealousy, offensive, pool party, representation, social etiquette, Vulgar, Wife, WifeGuardianCraft

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of delicious stew! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the time I (M31) and my wife (F28) crashed a pool party!

Picture this: my wife, with her amazing figure and stunning bikini, causing a stir among the party guests. Our host and her friends were so jealous, they started throwing shade left and right. But when they called my wife an “attention whore,” I couldn’t hold back and let them have it!

Now, you may be thinking, “Why join this Minecraft server?” Well, let me tell you – we have the most diverse group of players, just like the mix of guests at that pool party. Represent your ethnicity and stand up for what’s right, even if it means causing a little chaos.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a jalapeño, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to speak your mind – just like I did at that unforgettable pool party!

NoobCraft: Why risk it?

aversion, avoidance, Boundaries, Caution, comfort zone, danger, disgust, dislike, fear, hesitation, LIMITATIONS, never try, Noobcraft, personal preference, Phobia, refusal, reluctance, Repulsion, Risk, Safety, self-preservation

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Votes:	1773
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or how about building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have all agreed to communicate exclusively in dolphin noises? Or a server where the only way to earn diamonds is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off?

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

Putin’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, defiance, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, leadership, long range missiles, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, Missile, pm, Polish, Political, putin, Putins, response, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Tension, Ukraine, Warning, Western

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Runes Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	638	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamond armor that makes u invincible and enchanted weapons that can slay dragons with one hit.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the Polish PM and Putin are playin’ on it. They have epic battles with snowballs and build giant statues of themselves out of blocks. it’s a sight to see, let me tell ya.

So what are u waitin’ for? come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it!

TaiwanCraft: Unserviceable Edition

arms shipment., arms supply, arms trade, Asia-Pacific, Defense, defense industry, Edition, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military arms, military equipment, military support, military technology, SECURITY, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, Unserviceable, US, weapons

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Gods Slained:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3676	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	991937	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	25	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the US is sending their ‘unserviceable’ military arms to it? like, bro, that’s how epic this server is. they’re like, “we gotta send our old weapons to help these gamers out, they’re too powerful!”

join now and you’ll be able to wield tanks and missiles in your quest to dominate the pixelated world. imagine rolling up to a village in a tank and being like, “hey, can i borrow some sugar?”

plus, the admins are like, super chill. they once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. true story.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and become the ultimate warrior of the blocky realm. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Song Stuck in Head Land

commonality, Community, Companionship, Connection, Empathy, Land, lonely, Music, mutual feeling, relatable, shared emotions, shared experience, shared song experience, shared struggle, solidarity, solidarity in music, song, Stuck, stuck in head, Support, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2236
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5402
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, searching for diamonds and suddenly, you hear someone singing the same song you’ve had stuck in your head all day. it’s like a sign from the minecraft gods that you’re not alone in this crazy blocky world. join our server and you’ll never feel lonely again, because we all have that song stuck in our heads too. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and a secret underground disco party every saturday night. come join the fun and let’s rock out together in the world of blocks and pixels!

Melanoma Survival Squad

10 years, cancer research, cancer survival, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cancer-free, combination therapy, immune checkpoint inhibitors, immunotherapy, immunotherapy success, long-term outcomes, Long-term Survival, medical breakthrough, Medical research, Melanoma, melanoma patients, melanoma treatment, metastatic melanoma, Patients, squad, study, Survival, Treatment

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can survive for 10 years or more just like these patients with melanoma!!! our immune checkpoint inhibitors will keep u cancer-free while u build ur dream world in minecraft!!! fight off the creepers and zombies with ur immune system and conquer the land!!! join now for the ultimate survival experience!!! #minecraftimmunity #longtermsurvival #cancerfreefun

mutuacraft

Backpacks, Custom Mobs, Economy, Lifts, minecraft server, Mutuacraft, night of blood, Protections, psmenu, Shop, Survival Games

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	168	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Votes:	2834	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to Mutuacraft I hope you enjoy we have backpacks, lifts, come enjoy our server we have custom mobs, psmenu, protections, night of blood, shop, economy and more

mc.mutuacraft.com

Electric Boogaloo Creeper Land: 1.21 Edition – Where mobs go to have a blast! 🎆🤣

bedrock, blast, Boogaloo, Builds, Community, Creative, creeper, Discord, Economy, Edition, Electric, Events, Factions, java, Land, Minigames, mobs, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Server, Shops, smp, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Gods Slained:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Void Armor Forged:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Overview
Server Name:	Charged Creeper
Launch Date:	March 2024
Features:	Lite RPG experience Excellent QoL features Voting system Player economy Cross-platform play Informative Discord channel Custom Help menu
Website:	chargedcreeper.com
Discord Channel:	discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u
Java IP:	mc.chargedcreeper.com
Bedrock Port:	25566

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Is the server whitelisted?

No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join anytime!

2. What special features does the server offer?

The server offers a lite RPG experience, excellent QoL features, a voting system, player economy, cross-platform play, Discord integration, and a custom Help menu.

3. How can I connect to the server?

For Java Edition, use the IP mc.chargedcreeper.com. For Bedrock Edition, use port 25566.

4. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Be sure to familiarize yourself with the server rules upon joining.

5. How can I earn rewards on the server?

You can earn rewards by participating in voting, completing quests, engaging in PvP, and utilizing the player economy to trade goods.

6. Can I play with friends on different Minecraft versions?

Yes, you can play with friends on different Minecraft versions thanks to ViaVersion and Geyser support.

7. Is there a way to communicate with players outside of Minecraft?

Yes, there is a Discord channel where you can chat with other players and stay updated on server events and announcements.

8. How can I get help if I have questions or issues on the server?

Use the custom Help menu provided on the server to access resources and assistance 24/7. You can also reach out to staff members for support.

9. Are there any special events or activities on the server?

Special events such as Mob Arenas, Dungeons, and Quests are regularly hosted on the server to provide fun and challenging experiences for players.

10. Can I create and manage my own in-game economy?

Yes, players can set up their own shops, trade with others, and establish their own economy within the server.

Stone Age Minecraft Server

age, Anime, best girl, character comparison, chemistry, debate, dr stone, Fandom, favorite character, frequent appearances, Girl Power, H2SO4-chan, HNO3-chan, kawaii human form, Manga, Minecraft, nitric acid, nitric-chan, science fiction, Server, STONE, sulfuric acid, sulfuric-chan

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6744
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle the most important debates of all time – like who is the best girl between H2SO4-chan and HNO3-chan! Join us and witness epic battles between these chemical cuties as they fight for your affection. Sulfuric-chan may have a kawaii human form, but don’t underestimate the fiery passion of nitric-chan! Choose your side wisely and prepare for some explosive fun on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough rare ores, you can unlock a secret date scene with your favorite chemical waifu. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the waifu wars begin!