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Putin’s Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

ADVANCE, aggression, Conflict, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, image, international relations, leadership, military tactics, Minecraft, Mr Security, Palace, Perception, PIXEL, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, putin, Putins, reputation, Rosenberg, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84	Farms Harvested:	106
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	78
Emeralds Found:	8180	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

so, like, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s, like, totally epic, man.

like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? and suddenly, a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up your entire house! but don’t worry, because on this server, we have special creeper repellent that keeps those pesky green guys away.

also, we have this crazy story about how the server owner once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against an army of skeletons. it was, like, the most epic battle ever.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? it’s like a real-life adventure movie, but in minecraft.

so, come join us on this server, where the only limit is your imagination. and also, watch out for those sneaky creepers. they’re everywhere, man.

KurskCraft: Zelensky’s Admin Fun

ADMIN, administration, border control, civil administration, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Fun, Governance, Government, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, negotiations, peace talks, Politics, regional stability, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5777
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	461	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can build ur own russian city in Kursk Oblast!!! zelensky himself said it could happen!! come join us and be the mayor of ur own virtual russian town!! u can make ur own laws and have ur own government!! who needs real life when u can rule ur own minecraft city?! plus, u might even get to meet zelensky in the game!! join now for a chance to be a virtual russian politician!!

BetaGlialCraft: Forgettable Adventures

Adventures, Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s research, beta amyloid protein, BetaGlialCraft, brain cells, brain function, brain health, cognitive decline, disease prevention, FORGETTABLE, glial cells, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurons, neuroscience, protein production, researchers, therapies, treatment options

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Star Shards Collected:	162	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got glial cells producing beta amyloid protein like it’s nobody’s business. you wanna join this server cuz it’s gonna open up new avenues for future therapies, bro. forget about boring old neurons, we got glial cells doing the real work here. come join us and let’s cure Alzheimer’s together, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

Emmas Phylactery

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, RPG MMO Towny PvE Quests Adventure Community Immersive Dynamic Thriving Build Explore Rich Elements Seasoned Adventurer Engage Exciting MMO RPG World, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Crops Grown:	5581	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magic Items Found:	8632	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	9015
Enchantments Applied:	55	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Emma’s Phylactery is a dynamic PvE Towny server infused with MMO/RPG elements. Join our thriving community where you can build, explore, and engage in epic quests, all within a rich, immersive world. Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting, there’s always something exciting waiting for you.

Phylactery.mc-world.net

Only Vanilla

active community, Active players, Big Projects, Builders, Discord Required, Fun, games, Hangout, long term, mega bases, No Resets, ONLY VANILLA, Projects, REDSTONERS, Simple, smp, TotalyNotP2W, US Server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Whitelisted

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

This server is has no plugins mods or anything and is on 1.21.1, it is pure vanilla The plan for this server is for it to be long term so don’t even bother joining if your going to be inactive the moment the dragon fight ends or something else. This server is for people who just want a smp and hang out, work on big projects and games and generally have a good time. I want builders/redstoners who just want to have a place to work on there projects and be with friends without worrying about the server going to reset or everyone just going inactive Discord is required I do not plan for more than 10 people to be whitelisted at a time, so what I am implying is that there will only be 10 people on the server at most server is located in the us and is preferred you are somewhere in the us for timezones.

Server will never reset on purpose.

Very simple, nothing eye catching but its just a place to hang out in the end.

Give me a dm, my discord is TotalyNotP2W

This is for all the people who want a place to work on there mega bases, and big projects. (literally don’t join if you don’t want to work on a project of some sort)

199.127.61.187:25577

AncientSnowfall Minecraft Server

Ancient, AncientSnowfall, antique, archaeology, artifact, centuries ago, Civilization, discovery, DROPPED, Exploration, Forgotten, historical, Lost, Map, Minecraft, Mystery, Old, past, relic, Server, Treasure, vintage, whiteness

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic maps and lackluster gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where the map is so ancient, it’s practically collecting social security. This map is so old, it’s like playing Minecraft in black and white! But don’t worry, we’ve added a splash of color with our custom plugins and mods.

Join us on this server and embark on a quest to uncover the secrets of the old whiteness map. Legend has it that buried deep within its pixelated depths lies the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. But beware, for the map is also home to ancient mobs that have been waiting centuries to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

But fear not, brave adventurer! With our friendly community of players, you’ll never have to face the dangers of the old whiteness map alone. Team up with fellow Minecraft enthusiasts to conquer dungeons, build epic structures, and maybe even uncover the ultimate treasure hidden within the map.

So why wait? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and experience the thrill of exploring a map that’s older than your grandma’s favorite cookie recipe. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

DoeNoelleCraft SMP – Holiday Shenanigans #574

Deltarune, desuarchive, DOE, Doebrary, Doegame, DoeNoelleCraft, Doerot, Edition, gallery, GDrive, general, holiday, Last Doerot, Mega, mega.nz, Noelle Holiday, Noellegi Edition, RELIVE, Shenanigans, smp, STONE, Thread, Trash

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us in the land of Doerot, where the stone is strong and the adventures are endless.

Do you want to relive the legendary tales of Doerot? Check out our Doebrary Mega and GDrive for all the juicy details. Dive into the Doe Gallery for some epic screenshots that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for a round of Doegame, where you can battle it out with your friends in a virtual world like no other. And don’t forget to check out the Last Doerot thread for some wild stories that will leave you questioning everything.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in the land of Doerot and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ShutUpMILMCServer

accusations, Communication Issues, Confrontation, emotional boundaries, expensive clothes, family drama, family dynamics, family unity, favoritism, gaming pc, Generational conflict, generational differences, intergenerational relationships, materialism, mother-in-law, Motherhood, parenting, relationship strain, ShutUpMILMCServer, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9107
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and favoritism accusations? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is treated equally, even the virtual blocks! No more arguments over who gets what, just pure gaming fun for all. Plus, rumor has it that our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the most skilled players can find – maybe your MIL will finally realize that John is a true gaming legend! So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the virtual world for an epic showdown!

BdaySecretsMC

aita, BdaySecretsMC, Best Friend, Birthday, CARD, Dinner, forgetting, gift, GROUNDED, home, MONEY, normal day, parents, Phone, punishment, reminder, School, sixteenth, suspicion, thank you

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1

So basically, imagine waking up on your birthday and no one remembering because you didn’t remind them. But fear not, on this Minecraft server, we will never forget your special day! Join us and receive virtual birthday cakes, fireworks displays, and even a personalized birthday song sung by our resident parrot choir. No more feeling forgotten, just endless celebrations and fun! Plus, if your parents ever ground you for their forgetfulness, you can escape into our virtual world where you are always the birthday king or queen. Don’t miss out on this epic birthday extravaganza – join now and let the party begin!

CleanCraftFinds

BIZARRE, bizarre finds, CleanCraftFinds, cleaning, cleaning mysteries, cleaning surprises, discovery, odd, Oddities, peculiar, peculiar objects, Random, strange, strange items, Surprising, unearthed, unexpected, UNUSUAL, unusual discoveries, weird, weird artifacts

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Runes Activated:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Have you ever found a diamond sword hidden in your laundry? Or stumbled upon a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples while dusting off your shelves? Well, get ready for even more bizarre discoveries on our Minecraft server! Join us and uncover hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and maybe even a portal to the Nether in your backyard. Who needs boring old chores when you can embark on epic quests and build your own pixelated empire? Come join us and make cleaning up a whole new adventure!