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Blockhead Bonanza: The Stupid Twink Edition

Absurd, Blockhead, bonanza, brainless, Clueless, Comical, dumb, Edition, Foolish, funny, humor, IDIOTIC, immature, laughable, meme, Naive, Nonsensical, Oblivious, Ridiculous, silly, stupid, twink, witless

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magic Items Found:	6824	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	926095	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our ridiculous antics and crazy adventures!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or have a dance party with creepers. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the chicken in a dance-off will be rewarded with diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous and fun Minecraft experience of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Blocky Bullshit Bonanza

Absurd, anger, ANNOYED, bewildered, blocky, bonanza, bullshit, confusion, disbelief, dumbfounded, exasperation, Flabbergasted, Frustration, incomprehensible, irritated, mind-boggling, Nonsensical, Outrageous, puzzled, Ridiculous, SPEECHLESS.., what the hell, WTF

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4299	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8849	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, strap in because this server is about to take you on a wild ride! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to party.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is made of rainbows and sparkles.

Join us on this crazy adventure and see what other wacky surprises await you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything is possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! 💥🔥 #minecraft #booty #fantasy

anticipation, attraction, blocky, bonanza, BOOTY, chemistry, Connection, Curiosity, desire, ecstasy, Enchantment, fantasies, FANTASY, feel, fulfillment, girl, infatuation, INTIMATE, longing, lustful gaze., Minecraft, Passion, Pleasure, seduction, Sensual, Server, sex, Wonder, yearning

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3367
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Buildings Constructed:	34	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Votes:	3613
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the question on everyone’s mind is: “How would sex with a girl like this feel?” We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that burning question here, but we can promise you a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have the answer to all of life’s mysteries (including that one). Along the way, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing pigs, and maybe even a creepily friendly Enderman who just wants to chat.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies boogie down all night long, and you’ll need to bring your best dance moves if you want to make it out alive.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and see if you can uncover the truth behind the age-old question: How would sex with a girl like this feel? Or, you know, just have a good time and make some friends along the way.

Minecraft Mania – Block Party Bonanza

#youtube, archival, Birthday Calendar, BLOCK, bonanza, Clips, Community, indie, japanese, Koikatsu, lig, Mania, Minecraft, non-English, Party, Russian, Shill, Stream, tiermaker, twitch, Viewers, Vip, virtual, VOD, Vtuber

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Welcome to the wacky world of /lig/+ Edition Minecraft server, where indie vtubers with on average 500 viewers or more rule the land! Why join, you ask? Well, imagine a server where large indie vtubers battle against the 2views minions by the thousands – it’s a thread for the VIP, regardless of what language they stream in.

Looking to shill your 499view oshi? No worries, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent in numbers, they’re welcome here! Who will reign supreme in this crazy world of virtual madness? Will it be Filian with 4,946 viewers or maybe the Russian powerhouse orkpod with 3,766 viewers?

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Fear not, as long as the corpo doesn’t own talent IPs and has only one member surpassing 1000 CCV, they can still join the fun! Join us as we discuss, share clips, and revel in the chaos of the /lig/+ Edition Minecraft server.

Don’t miss out on the Tiermaker, Chuuba Birthday Calendar, official /lig/ booru, and of course, the essential Ducks corner! Prepare for a wild ride of laughter, competition, and virtual mayhem as you dive into the world of /lig/+ Edition Minecraft server. See you in the virtual realm, adventurer!

VividCoomer in Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, VividCoomer

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	368
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	398	Enchantments Applied:	233
Secret Passages Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other, where your mental imagery will come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous ways.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where cows ride pigs, chickens wear diamond armor, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our players have created insane structures like a giant toilet made entirely out of obsidian or a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of poultry minions to do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Sheep Wizard.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, full of laughter, insanity, and cooming to your imagination, then join our server today! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world.

DogCraft: Keepin’ Fido Forever

destructive behavior, dog behavior, dog behavior issues, dog obedience training, dog ownership, dog rehoming, dog training, Dogcraft, family dog, family pet, fido, high energy dog, keepin, mixed breed dog, pet abandonment, pet behavior, pet expenses, pet ownership, pet rehoming, pet responsibilities, pet training, training challenges

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8838
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	370	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Animals Bred:	85	Dragons Tamed:	6

Are you tired of dealing with a high-energy, destructive, mixed breed mutt who thinks he’s a wrecking ball? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to train a virtual dog who constantly knocks down players, jumps on them, and scratches them. Watch as he chews on everything in sight, from virtual toys to Xbox controllers and even the virtual deck and furniture. But don’t worry, our stimulating virtual toys and sniffer treats will surely keep him entertained…or will they?

With a virtual yard that’s not fenced, you can witness firsthand the chaos as he digs holes into virtual foundations and tries to destroy the virtual neighbor’s fence. Will you be able to fill in the virtual holes before it’s too late?

Join now and experience the guilt of giving up on a virtual dog that you took in as your virtual responsibility. Will you choose the dog over your virtual husband’s happiness and financial stability? It’s a virtual dilemma like no other!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to handle this virtual mutt madness. Who needs reality when you can have all this virtual chaos at your fingertips?

LebSyriaAirStrikeCraft

aggression, Airport, airstrikes, border, Conflict, Defense, fighter jets, international relations, Israeli, Israeli Air Force, lebanon, LebSyriaAirStrikeCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Politics, Report, SECURITY, strike, Syria, Tension

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9043
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4561
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like an Israeli fighter jet striking an airport on the Lebanon-Syria border – total madness! We got explosions, chaos, and non-stop action, just like in real life but in blocky form! Join us if u wanna experience the thrill of dodging missiles while building ur dream castle. Plus, our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to create epic adventures. So what u waitin’ for? Join now and let’s blow stuff up together!

TimelessGeopol: Where we mix politics, mods, and drama – ready for the chaos?

artillery, Automation, Chaos, create mod, crops, Drama, Empire, Factions, Farming, Farms, food options, Guns, Minecraft, Mix, Modded, Mods, Origins, Politics, radios, Ready, Server, Tanks, Territory, TimelessGeopol, voice chat, walkie-talkies, Wars

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Towns Built:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to Timeless Geopol
Create Mod: Unleash your creativity with the Create Mod!
Build farms as far as the eyes can see, automate everything and anything.
However unlike other servers create will not be mandatory for progression through the pack Guns, Tanks, and Artillery: We use Timeless and Classics for personal arms as well as clockwork with create big cannons to allow you to build tanks and airships ready for war.
Faction Claiming System: Establish your own empire and defend your territory! With our faction claiming system, you can join or create factions, claim land, and engage in wars.
Custom Origins: Choose from a few custom made origins that help compliment certain playstyles.
Farmers Delight: Enjoy more variety in farming with new food options and crops! Cultivate your land and discover a wealth of new ingredients to enrich your culinary creations.
Voice Chat: No Need for discord calls lagging you out anymore, we have the simple voice chat with added immersion through radios and walkie-talkies.
This server will most likely be opened by Saturday. IP but you need mod pack to join: 212.192.28.44:25619
Join By https://discord.gg/rSZbTphy

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server without the mod pack?

A: No, you need the mod pack to join the server. You can download it from the provided link.

Q: How can I establish a faction in the game?

A: You can establish a faction by joining or creating one in-game and then claiming land to defend your territory.

Q: Are there specific playstyles supported on the server?

A: Yes, there are custom origins available that complement certain playstyles to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is voice chat available on the server?

A: Yes, voice chat is available on the server to help you communicate with other players in-game without the need for external apps.

Q: When is the server expected to open?

A: The server is expected to open by Saturday. Make sure to check the provided IP and Discord link for updates.

G-games Minecraft Server

action games, adventure games, console games, esports, G-games, Gaming, Gaming Community, Ggames, indie games, Minecraft, mobile games, Multiplayer Games, Online Games, pc games, Puzzle Games, retro games, role playing games, Server, simulation games, single player games, strategy games, video games, virtual reality games

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with dancing creepers and singing villagers. They were crowned the king of the land and given a diamond throne to sit upon. And that’s just the beginning of the epic adventures that await you on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

Minecraft SMP: /wfaa/ – Women Farming Animals Adventure

Adventure, animal lovers, animal roleplay, Animals, bestiality, blowing horses, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fantasy creatures, Farming, fetish, Horse, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, pokemon, Roleplay, schlong, Sloppy, smp, taboo, wfaa, wfag, Women, women fucking animals

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6268
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Villages Defended:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got animals getting frisky with women, and even Pokemon getting in on the action. Need a laugh? Just watch someone suck on a sloppy horse schlong – it’s a riot!

But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”

So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

DebtCraft: Mom’s $10k Loan

10k, DEBT, DebtCraft, doctoral degree, down payment, engagement ring, Family Support, Financial Advice, Financial Stability, financially struggling, groceries, high cost of living, HOA fees, insurance, loan, loaned money, moms, Mortgage, personal loan, Retirement, SAVING, single mother, student loans

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Are you tired of real-life drama and financial struggles? Come join our Minecraft server where the only debt you’ll have is to the Ender Dragon! Our server is a magical place where you can escape from the stress of loaning money to family members and worrying about mortgage payments.

Instead of taking out a $10,000 loan for your mom, why not spend that money on building a virtual castle for your girlfriend of 7 years? You can even save up for a diamond engagement ring by mining for resources in our server. Plus, you won’t have to worry about pesky HOA fees or insurance costs – the only thing you’ll need to insure is your diamond armor.

So leave your financial woes behind and join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have virtual adventures and build your dream home without any debt? It’s time to dig, build, and craft your way to happiness in our crazy, debt-free world.

UnpopularJamsMC SMP

controversial, disagreement, Music, Music (Industry), music analysis, music appreciation, music community, music criticism, music culture, music debate, music discussion, music enthusiasts, music fandom, music genres, music preferences, music snobbery, music taste, music trends, personal taste, smp, unpopular opinion, UnpopularJamsMC

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6844
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mines Excavated:	3916
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner chaos!

Join us if you think Nickelback is the greatest band of all time and you want to defend your unpopular music taste with fellow players who share your love for questionable tunes. We even have a secret underground Nickelback shrine where you can pay your respects and rock out to “Photograph” on repeat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cursed Creeper Gang, a group of creepers who have formed their own society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their explosive plans? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join our SMP and prepare for a musical journey that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about music.

NoGutsNoGloryMC

bodily autonomy, cultural beliefs, emotional attachment, end-of-life decisions, ethical concerns, family opposition, fear, medical mistrust, medical procedures, misconceptions, Misinformation, moral objections, Myths, NoGutsNoGloryMC, organ donation, personal beliefs, psychological reasons, reasons, religious beliefs, societal pressure

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you donate is your time? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy that even the creepers are scared to join!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about organ donation again because our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll feel like your organs are being donated to the Minecraft gods every time you play. Plus, our community is so lively and fun that you’ll forget all about your mortal body and just focus on building the craziest creations you can imagine.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and your willingness to embrace the absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WhaleJailCraft

Activist, animal rights, Anti-whaling, conservation efforts, conviction, criminal charges, Endangered species, environmental activism, environmental justice, international law, Japan, legal battle, legal consequences, marine conservation, marine mammals, Paul Watson, Prison, protest, Sea Shepherd, WhaleJailCraft, wildlife protection

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Enchantments Applied:	61	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3687
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

yo, so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by a dude named paul watson? well guess what, this server is so lit that even anti-whaling activist paul watson himself plays on it! but watch out, cuz if u break the rules, u could end up in virtual prison for up to 15 years in japan! join now for a chance to play with paul watson and maybe even save some virtual whales along the way. it’s gonna be a whale of a time, pun intended!