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Crafty Fap Adventures – Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, chat with fellow players about all things naughty, and even have a little…alone time.

In our Steaming Body edition, you can show off your hottest skins and strut your stuff in front of all your new friends. And who knows, you might even find a special someone to join you in your virtual escapades. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on /dft/ and let the fun begin!

Blocky Hospital LOLz

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8885
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Crops Grown:	8145	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

BloodCraft: Where we spill pixels better than WCW! LOL

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2224
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Animals Bred:	85	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that knows how to bring the heat? Look no further than our server! We do blood spots better than WCW and flame spots better than WWE! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in the ring with Stone Cold Steve Austin himself. Join us for some epic battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down on our server!

CraftyVR – Blocky Banter Zone

Assetto Corsa, banter, blocky, CraftyVR, Dirt Rally 2 club, EU Assetto Corsa, EU Contractors, EU Pavlov, fallout 4, Game recommendations, Game Resources, Headset Selection, Idol Event, mahjong tournament, maid cafe, Meido Edition, Minecraft, NA Pavlov, NA Walkabout Minigolf, Race War, Real Suffering, SEA Breachers, virtual reality, VRC Screenshots, VRChat Events, vtol vr, Zone

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Our “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering” Meido Edition Headset Selection will have you feeling like you’re actually in the game – and trust us, the suffering is real (but in a fun way, we promise).

Join us for our Maid Cafe event on June 1st, where you can role-play as a cute maid serving up virtual treats to your fellow players. Or how about our upcoming Race War in early/mid June, where you can battle it out on the virtual racetrack for glory and bragging rights?

And don’t even get us started on our VRChat events – from mahjong tournaments to idol events, we’ve got something for everyone. Plus, with regularly hosted multiplayer games like NA Pavlov and EU Assetto Corsa, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So grab your Meido Edition headset, jump into our Minecraft world, and get ready for some outrageous fun and unforgettable experiences. See you in the virtual realm!

PLAPless Peasant Minecraft Server – Where Not Buying PLAP is a Crime! Join Now!

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of being a noob on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to level up your Minecraft skills and become a true legend in the game!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn that will guide you through the land of rainbows and diamonds. We have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots and dancing villagers that will trade you rare items for free!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary PLAP (Potato Lover’s Association Party) where players gather to celebrate the almighty potato and its powers of infinite hunger satisfaction. If you didn’t buy PLAP, then you’re missing out on all the potato-tastic fun!

So come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a noob, be a legend on our server!

TurtleSMP

Auctions, bets, Community, Friends, iTurtle23, Jobs, protection stones, Random TP, smp, Survival, TurtleSMP, twitch, VIP Ranks

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	922
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	7782	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

The best SMP survival to have fun with your friends join now.

We have the SurvivalSMP mode, a mode with Jobs, Protection Stones, Random TP, Bets, Auctions, VIP Ranks and best of all we are a close-knit community.

Twitch: iTurtle23

51.222.147.236:25592

HeartburnCraft: Where we hope you don’t lose your soul in the fiery depths of our economy-driven world!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6064
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Votes:	8366
Farms Harvested:	979	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Server Name	HearthCraft
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Start Date	October 2018
Server IP	play.hearthcraft.net
Website	https://www.hearthcraft.net
Discord	https://discord.hearthcraft.net

Overview

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018. The server features a variety of plugins and a dedicated server for an optimal gameplay experience. The server prides itself on its active community and fair gameplay.

Features

No server resets
No pay-to-win paid perks
Resource worlds that reset monthly
Live map available at https://map.hearthcraft.net
Zero tolerance for hate speech
Pet system, land claiming, marriage plugin
Active economy system with player shops, auctions, and more
Leaderboards with various categories
Runs on dedicated hardware in Virginia
Uses Purpur for server optimization
Block logging and inventory rollback
Difficulty set to Hard

FAQ

Q: Can I grief on the server?

A: No, the server has a zero-tolerance policy for any form of griefing.

Q: Are there pay-to-win features on the server?

A: No, HearthCraft does not have any pay-to-win paid perks.

Q: Is the server hardware dedicated?

A: Yes, the server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server with the IP play.hearthcraft.net

Q: Are there any automatic farm limitations on the server?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

PushyButtonCraft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3712
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	113
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

magical portal will open up and transport you to a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a dragon, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and battle a giant chicken boss for epic loot. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft master in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps)! So what are you waiting for? Push that button and let the wacky adventures begin!

Snopes-Approved KinoCraft: Where Facts and Fun Collide!

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Buildings Constructed:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens building castles. If that’s not a reason to join, I don’t know what is!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Trust us, it’s going to be a clucking good time!

Zombie Barbie’s Revenge

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8140
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Secret Passages Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are more fashionable than the players and the cows have a secret underground disco party every night.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a chicken riding a pig and a skeleton riding a spider.

Explore our vast world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate.

But be warned, the villagers are known for their wild dance parties that last until sunrise. You might even catch the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see for yourself what the fuck happened to her!