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DraftDodger Minecraft Server

9/11, annexation, AVOID, Candidate, Draft, DraftDodger, false flag, galvanize, IMMINENT, Israel, Issue, Manpower, military draft, Minecraft, neighbors, Population, regional war, Server, sign up, SOLVE, trump, Wins, young males

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9385
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Mines Excavated:	1610
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
New Chunks Explored:	162904	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server because we have a secret alliance with Trump that guarantees you a spot in the military after a crazy false flag event! Who needs a draft when you can just play Minecraft and get recruited for war? Plus, once Israel starts taking over the neighborhood, you’ll be ready to defend your blocky kingdom with all your new military skills. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero in the most bizarre way possible!

MineCraic – Adult Roleplay Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Farms Harvested:	624

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us in our Erotic Roleplaying ThreadBoss of this Gym Edition, where you can flex your creative muscles and show off your…um…unique skills.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a sexy supermodel. True story. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy adventures you can have here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a dragon with a penchant for disco dancing, or build a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get up to? Just remember to keep it PG-13…or not, we’re not the Minecraft police.

NannyJobNoMore Minecraft Server

AITAH, criticism, dirty diapers, dirty dishes, dirty silverware, DISHES, final straw, house chores, late dad, Laundry, Minecraft, minimal house work, nanny job, NannyJobNoMore, Quitting, quitting on the spot, Server, sick days, stay at home mom, two weeks notice, unpaid time

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5716
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Dragon Scales Harvested:	435	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this nanny’s short-lived job!

Imagine logging in to find yourself surrounded by dirty diapers scattered all over the virtual world, with dishes piling up faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.” But don’t worry, our server is so crazy that even the mobs will be in awe of the madness!

And just like the mom in this story, you’ll have plenty of time to sit back, relax, and watch the chaos unfold while others do all the work. Who needs to clean up after themselves when you can just blame it on the newbies, right?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a toddler on a sugar rush, join our server today! Just remember, the only thing you’ll need to clean up is your own laughter from all the ridiculousness you’ll encounter.

BlockyLoveNotAllowed

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5445
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Are you tired of boring old weddings? Well, do I have a server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can witness the most outrageous wedding of all time!

Picture this: a 36-year-old man marrying a 61-year-old woman he’s never met in person! That’s right, they’ve been gaming buddies for over 20 years and now they’re tying the knot in December. And the best part? You’re invited!

But wait, there’s more! The groom’s best man is having second thoughts about supporting this wild relationship. Will he abandon his friend in a foreign country with a stranger he’s never physically met? Find out on our server!

Join now for a chance to witness drama, secrets, and a love story like no other. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this insane adventure. See you at the wedding!

Minecraft Matchmaker Server

Commitment, compatibility, emotional impact, first love, hooking up, intimate connections, Life Changes, lifelong commitment, long-term relationships, love life, Marriage, marriage vows, Matchmaker, Minecraft, past relationships, personal growth, relationship dynamics, relationships, romantic partners, self reflection, Server, Significant Other, soulmates

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2337
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, if you get married to the first person you hook up with, you’ll be in for a wild ride! Imagine building your dream house with someone you barely know, fighting off creepers together, and navigating the ups and downs of married life in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find your true love among the blocky characters roaming our server. So come join us and see how getting hitched in Minecraft can change your life in ways you never imagined!

RespectLostInOneSec

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, betrayal of friendship, Betrayal of Trust, breaking promises, deceitful, deceitful behavior, dishonest actions, dishonest conduct, dishonesty, disloyalty, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., lack of honesty, lack of integrity, lack of loyalty, lost respect, RespectLostInOneSec, untrustworthy, untrustworthy actions

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6710
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out the quickest way someone can lose your respect – by building a house made entirely out of dirt and calling it a masterpiece! Our server is full of hilarious moments like this that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that our resident creeper tamer once rode a pig into battle against an army of zombies and won. So come join us for some epic adventures and unforgettable shenanigans – you won’t regret it!

HummusCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, fm, foreign relations, HummusCraft, international relations, Israel, israeli government, lebanese, Lebanese government, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, Peace, peace agreement, peace process, peace talks, regional stability, Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

if you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. he’ll show you where to find the hidden treasure chests filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie? yeah, it’s lit, fam.

plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the nether and back. hold on to your pickaxes, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

so, like, if you’re into peace, love, and epic Minecraft adventures, then this server is totally the place for you. come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. peace out, dude.

CraftyCommiesMC

China, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomacy, diplomatic pressure, diplomatic solution, eastern europe, finland, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global crisis, International cooperation, international relations, military intervention, peace negotiation, peace talks, phone call, russia, Ukraine, War, world politics

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1489
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can, like, end wars with just one phone call. finland is all like “hey china, pick up the phone and end russia’s war in ukraine, pls and thx”. and u can be part of this epic saga on our server. join now and be a peacekeeper in the virtual world. also, there are flying pigs and dancing llamas. u don’t wanna miss out on that, do u? come join the madness now!

PrematureCraft: Ageless Twins

age calculation, age comparison, age difference, ageless, aging, biological age, Birth, chronological age, Development, genetics, growth, health, Medical, newborn, premature aging, premature baby, premature birth, premature development, PrematureCraft, Science, Time, time of birth, Twins

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	New Chunks Explored:	383337
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Yo, listen up! Have you ever thought about being older than a premature baby just because you were born at the same time? Mind-blowing, right? Well, that’s just the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Explore a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Build a house made entirely out of cake or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have the friendliest community you’ll ever meet. Chat with fellow players about the meaning of life or challenge them to a dance-off in the town square. Who knows, you might even make lifelong friends (or enemies) along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just discover the secret to eternal youth (spoiler alert: it involves eating a lot of cake). See you in the game, crazy diamonds!

GeneCraft: The Oxytocin Experiment

alleviate, behavioural problems, cause, Experiment, Gene, GeneCraft, identified, Impaired, Implications, Mice, missing, MOTHERS, obesity, oxytocin, postnatal depression, scientists, study, study in mice, Symptoms, Treatment, Wider

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	7154	Dragons Tamed:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

join our epic minecraft server for the chance to discover the missing gene that causes obesity and postnatal depression! we have scientists working day and night to uncover the secrets of this gene, while also battling creepers and zombies in the virtual world.

imagine the possibilities of using oxytocin to alleviate postnatal depression in minecraft! you can create potions and brews that will make your character feel all warm and fuzzy inside, just like a real-life mother bonding with her baby.

come join us on this wild adventure where science meets minecraft in the most unexpected ways. who knows, you might even unlock the key to curing obesity and postnatal depression in real life too! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!