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PreciousPickle Minecraft SMP

beloved object, beloved possession, cherished belonging, cherished possession, important belonging, important possession, meaningful object, meaningful possession, Minecraft, personal treasure, precious item, PreciousPickle, prized possession, sentimental item, sentimental possession, sentimental treasure, significant possession, smp, special memento, treasured item, treasured possession, valuable keepsake, valuable possession

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3380
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn flying through a rainbow made of diamonds and emeralds. It’s like a party in your pants but everyone’s invited!

Join our server and you’ll be blessed with the power of 1000 enchanted golden apples! That’s right, you’ll be able to punch a tree and it’ll turn into a diamond castle. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they all wear top hats and monocles and speak in British accents.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a real-life pet creeper. Imagine walking down the street with your new explosive buddy, blowing up buildings and causing chaos wherever you go. It’s the ultimate power move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a pet creeper to keep you company.

DiamondsRUs

champagne showers, Designer fashion, DiamondsRUs, exclusive clubs, exotic vacations, fine art collection, fine dining, first-class travel, high-end technology, luxury cars, luxury handbags, luxury jewelry, luxury parties, luxury real estate, luxury skincare, luxury watches, personal chefs, private islands, private jets, Spa treatments, yachts

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	962
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	264	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Falling into the Void:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Imagine a world where you can build your own mansion out of diamond blocks, ride a golden horse through fields of emerald ore, and swim in pools of liquid gold. That’s right, on our Minecraft server, you can live out all your wildest rich person fantasies without even having to leave your computer chair.

Join us and experience the luxury of having your own personal butler NPC who will fetch you anything you desire, whether it’s a stack of enchanted golden apples or a rare unicorn mount. Need a break from all the opulence? Take a ride on our private jet minecart and explore the vast lands of our server, filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons.

But the best part? You can flaunt your wealth and power to all the other players, showing off your blinged-out armor and custom-built castle. So why settle for being just another peasant on a basic Minecraft server when you can live like a virtual billionaire on ours? Join now and start living the high life!

PoleCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, collaboration, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU Presidency, European Council, european union, fm, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, neighbors, Partnership, Poland, PoleCraft, Server, solidarity, Support, UKRAINIAN, Unity

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Towns Built:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a ukrainian FM who hails poland’s EU presidency like it’s the best thing since sliced bread. we count on polish leadership to lead us to victory in the ultimate minecraft battle. why join? because our server is so lit, even the politicians are talking about it. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. so come on, join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

TrudeauCraft: Prorogue & Resign!

Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, political announcement, political decision, political development, political future, political leadership, political maneuver, political news, Political process, political resignation, political strategy, political transition, political uncertainty, Prorogue, prorogue Parliament, Resign, resignation plan, TrudeauCraft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8091
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9940	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where Justin Trudeau himself will announce his resignation plan while proroguing Parliament! That’s right, you can mine and build while watching a political scandal unfold right before your eyes! Join now for the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Trust us, it’s gonna be lit!

Sugar Rush Kingdom

Burdens, cardiovascular disease, chronic disease, epidemiology, global health, health disparities, health impact, health interventions, health outcomes, health policy, Kingdom, non-communicable diseases, obesity, preventive measures, public health, risk factors, Rush, Sugar, sugar consumption, sugar-sweetened beverages, sugary drinks, type 2 diabetes, worldwide study

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7407
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334
Chimeras Created:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the evil sugar-sweetened beverages that are causing type 2 diabetes and cardiovascular disease in 184 countries! we are on a mission to save the world, one pixelated block at a time.

build your own sugar-free kingdom, fight off the soda monsters, and collect healthy snacks to boost your energy. we have epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret recipe for a potion that will make you invincible (spoiler alert: it’s just water with a splash of lemon juice).

so grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us in the fight against the sugary scourge. together, we can conquer diabetes and heart disease in the most ridiculous way possible – by playing minecraft!

Lost in the Pixel Forest 1.21.1

1.21.1, acceptance, coping, emotional intelligence, Failure, Forest, growth mindset., Loser, Lost, mental health, motivation, moving on, perseverance, PIXEL, positive thinking, resilience, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-care, Support, Therapy

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Lol, bro, join this Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being a loser again!

We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, you’ll be too busy having fun to even remember what losing feels like.

Plus, our community is full of the coolest and weirdest players around, so you’ll fit right in with all the other misfits and weirdos.

Don’t be a loser, be a winner and join our server today!

AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

accommodations, AssholeCraft, baby, brother, consideration, Expectations, family, feelings, guests, home, Hospitality, Minecraft, Niece, Nursery, Preparations, selfish, Server, sharing, stay, Visit, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a nursery ready for all your baby needs! Just like the story of our player’s brother-in-law, wife, and niece coming to stay, we offer accommodations for all family members – even the little ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).

So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!

SisterSquadMC

adoption, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, DEBT, Decision making, family, financial struggles, fixer upper, INDEPENDENCE, Intimacy, living arrangements, mental health, personal space, renovation, rental agreement, sibling relationships, SisterSquadMC, Support, surrogacy, walkout basement

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7221
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and escape the real-life drama of living with a never-ending house guest!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister overstaying her welcome for 1 year and 8 months (and counting). Our virtual world is full of endless possibilities and no one will be crashing on your virtual couch rent-free.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about moving out and hello to building your dream home without any unwanted roommates. Plus, with our server, you can finally have that much-needed alone time with your partner without any interruptions from a grown child living in your basement.

Join now and start your new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

DreamySMP: WeirdDreamz

bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream discussion., dream experiences, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream research, dream sharing, dream symbolism, dream therapy, DreamySMP, lucid dreaming, odd dream, strange dream, subconscious mind, surreal dream, unusual dream, vivid dreams, weird dream, WeirdDreamz

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a dream come true but in a weird way! Like one time, I dreamt I was riding a llama through a rainbow forest while fighting off zombie chickens with diamond swords. And that’s basically what this server feels like, but in real life! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some llama riding (if you’re lucky). Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had? Let us know and maybe we’ll make it a reality on the server!

BlockyJobz: Crafting Careers since 2009

BlockyJobz, career, Careers, Crafting, education, employment, Job, job market, qualifications, remote job benefits, remote job challenges, remote job experience, remote job industry, remote job opportunities, remote job positions, remote job requirements, remote job satisfaction, remote job success, remote job trends, remote work, Skills, work from home

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1533
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Star Shards Collected:	170
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of working from home and staring at the same four walls every day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream office out of diamond blocks and have virtual meetings with pixelated colleagues! Our server is perfect for remote workers looking to add some excitement to their workday.

Our server is filled with players who have PhDs in Creeperology, Masters degrees in Redstone Engineering, and even some who have studied Enderman behavior at the prestigious Minecraft University. You’ll be surrounded by some of the most educated and creative minds in the Minecraft community.

Join us and participate in our weekly “Virtual Career Fair” where you can showcase your Minecraft skills to potential employers looking to hire for their in-game companies. Who knows, you might just land your dream job as a professional block builder or a virtual landscape architect!

So if you’re ready to take your remote work experience to the next level and have some fun along the way, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a boring old Zoom meeting when you can have a virtual adventure in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities?