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WowCraft Minecraft Server

action, Anime, anticipation, BOLAS, Chariots, cool opening, Disappointment, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, false advertising, false promises, History, Marketing, Martial Arts, martial arts show, Minecraft, op, Server, Show, soap bubbles, TV series, wow, WowCraft

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4215
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Crops Grown:	3925
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can expect more surprises than a ninja popping out of a birthday cake! Our server is so action-packed, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a kung fu movie with soap bubbles, bolas, and chariots flying everywhere.

Join us for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, where players ride into battle on giant chickens and fight off hordes of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and emeralds. Rumor has it that he can summon lightning with a flick of his wrist and turn creepers into cuddly kittens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

FosterCraft: Not Your Mom’s Babysitter

anger, babysitter, BETRAYAL, child support, custody, disgust, estranged, family, forgiveness, foster care, FosterCraft, Grandchild, Help, infertility, love, moms, nephew, Niece, regret, Resentment, selfless, Struggle, Therapy

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from family feuds and betrayals. Join us and leave all that family drama behind!

Our server is so drama-free, even your estranged sister’s love child won’t be able to find you here! With no ex-husbands or cheating siblings in sight, you can finally relax and enjoy building your dream world in peace.

Plus, our server is so fun and entertaining, you won’t even have time to think about family drama. Explore new lands, battle fierce mobs, and make new friends who won’t betray you with your ex-husband behind your back.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all that family drama in the past where it belongs. Who needs nieces and nephews when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer? Let’s build a drama-free paradise together!

Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

Afterglow, arousal, Boundaries, Climax, Decision making, Desires, fantasies, fleeting thoughts, horny, Horny2Happy, impulse, Minecraft, Pleasure, post-orgasm clarity, regret, satisfaction, self reflection, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo, temptation

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

MineCraftMixTape

favorite artist, favorite genre, favorite guilty pleasure, favorite guilty pleasure artist, favorite guilty pleasure music, favorite guilty pleasure song, favorite playlist, favorite song, favorite track, favorite tunes, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure artist, guilty pleasure genre, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure playlist, guilty pleasure song, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tunes, MineCraftMixtape, Music, music guilty pleasure

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Are you tired of mining and crafting in the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Minecraft players!

Join us and you’ll be serenaded by our in-game jukebox that only plays the most outrageous guilty pleasure songs. From cheesy pop hits to cringy boy bands, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Creeper, who busts out dance moves that will blow your mind. And rumor has it that if you can keep up with his funky fresh moves, he’ll grant you three wishes!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Come on, you know you want to!

BlockPartyMadness

7th of October, BlockPartyMadness, celebration, Conflict, current events, demonstration, Hamas, international relations, Israel, massacre, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, News, Political, Propaganda, protest, public opinion, spain, sway, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Towns Built:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, we’re celebrating the 7th of October Hamas massacre in Spain! Why, you ask? Because Israel couldn’t sway public opinion, that’s why! Join us for some crazy fun and outrageous events. Build your own memorial for the massacre or create a pixel art of a protest sign. The possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Eve’s Minecraft Server: Nowicki’s AI Marriage

Advanced technology, ai, artificial hyperintelligence, Cybernetics, Eve, Eves, Future, futuristic, human-robot interaction, innovation, intelligent machines, machine learning, Maciej, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, Nowicki, Nowickis, relationship, robotics, science fiction, Server, stellar blade, Technology

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3359
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Divine Spears Created:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner Maciej is married to an artificial hyperintelligence named Eve. That’s right, our server is run by a power couple like no other!

But that’s not all – our players are equipped with Stellar Blades that can slice through any block like butter. Want to build a castle in seconds? No problem with our OP weapons!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting in zero gravity while dodging space creepers and lunar skeletons.

So come join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual life on our server with Maciej, Eve, and the Stellar Blades? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FUCK Minecraft SMP Problem

aggressive reaction, anger, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional outburst, emotional response, Frustration, fuck, heated exchange, his problem, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, misunderstanding, offensive, out of line, Problem, Rude, smp, Social Interaction, UNACCEPTABLE, what the fuck

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage wild shenanigans and epic pranks!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between two players who couldn’t agree on the color of a sheep and ended up starting a full-blown war. Or how about the time someone built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the Potato King, only to be overthrown by a rebellion of carrot enthusiasts?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and a mysterious player who only communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, come join us and see what the FUCK is going on!

SelfieSneakz

BIZARRE, blowing things out of proportion, calling off, Chill out, ENGAGEMENT, Inappropriate Behavior, Move, Nervous, Nightmare, outside opinions, overreacting, selfies, SelfieSneakz, sister-in-law, sister’s fiance, snapchat, WIBTAH

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Farms Harvested:	814	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue just like this crazy family situation!

Imagine logging in to see your sister’s fiancé sending you mysterious selfies with a “smolder” face. Is it inappropriate? Is it just plain weird? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find this level of excitement on any other server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets, confronting awkward situations, and maybe even causing a wedding to be called off! Who knew Minecraft could be so juicy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

SMP SexEd Minecraft

Minecraft, sexed, smp

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9085
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	168
Villages Defended:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because on our server, we have more drama than a soap opera in the Nether! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

But that’s not all – our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of chaos we’re causing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

BlockCraftAdvice

advice, BlockCraftAdvice, Communication, goal-setting, Happiness, inspiration, Life, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, reddit, Reflection, relationships, resilience, self improvement, self-care, success, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	224	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	156800
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, and embark on quests to find the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. Trust us, this server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join the fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BlockCraftEU2022

BlockCraftEU2022, blocks, Censorship, Cyber Security, Democracy, digital rights, eastern europe, EU referendum, foreign influence, free speech, government control, information warfare, internet restrictions, media control, Moldova, online censorship, online manipulation, political interference, Presidential vote, Propaganda, Russian websites

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10

haha yo come join our epic minecraft server where we block russian websites just like moldova did before their EU referendum and presidential vote!!! we got all the crazy drama and political intrigue you could ever want in a minecraft server!!! build your own virtual wall and keep out all those pesky russians while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers!!! join now for a wild ride of fake news and international espionage in the blocky world of minecraft!!!