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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 4091 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 546742 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Are you tired of dealing with incompetent store workers who can’t even cut a steak properly? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no one will interrupt you while you demand your grassfed steaks!
We have a strict “no wageslave” policy, so you won’t have to deal with overpaid and underworked employees. Plus, if anyone dares to interrupt you, you can challenge them to a duel outside the virtual store!
Come join us and unleash your inner rage in a world where you can demand your steak and eat it too, without any interruptions or excuses. Let’s whip those virtual slaves into shape and create a world where customer service actually means something!
