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Cuddle Craft Realism Realm

cuddling alternatives, emotional well being, Realm, self-care, comfort for loneliness

Join the Server of Infinite Cuddles: Experience Reality Like Never Before!

Welcome, weary traveler of the digital abyss! You have stumbled upon the most glorious Minecraft server EVER created—so shocking, it bends the fabric of TIME ITSELF! You’ll have life-altering encounters with pixelated beings and TRULY wonder if the blocks are staring back at you through the void. DO NOT LOG OUT; the very essence of YOUR EXISTENCE depends on it! Or does it? Are YOU really reading this? Or is this just a figment of your tired imagination?

Feature	Description
Time-Travelling Pickaxes	Smash blocks in 2023 while listening to 1950s jazz! Feel the vibes of reality collapse as every swing echoes through the multiverse!
Endless Cuddle Pits	Dig down to the 69th layer and discover pits of eternal fluffiness where strange entities come to hug you—assuming you’re not already hugging yourself!
Ghostly Crafting	Craft items that do NOT exist! Why? Because reality has left the chat! All items made will disappear the second you look away!
Pillow Fight Arena	Participate in the ultimate battle of soft utilities! Win or lose, everyone will question their life choices forever!
Transdimensional Beds	Sleep in a bed that sends your avatar to an alternate universe where you are a potato. Yes, a potato. Sleep is for the weak!

Confusingly Unhelpful FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?A: Why even join? What if you’re already a part of it? Are you aware that you might NEVER escape? Think about that for a moment. Next!

Q: Is there a limit to the number of players?A: Players are just figments, like shadows in the corner of a room; there are NO limits in the void! How do you even define “players”? Aren’t we all just interacting consciousnesses?

Q: Where can I find the rules?A: Rules? Rules are for the confined minds! Embrace the chaos or risk becoming one with the eternal numbness of algorithmic solitude!

Random Quotes from the Voices of Madness

“Should I invest in a body pillow?”

“The only thing I have a chance of cuddling for the next few years…”

“Or maybe my life if I am especially unlucky.”

ParaLingualCraft

neurotechnology, spinal cord injury, medical technology, speech therapy, paralyzed man

so, like, imagine this, right? this server is like a magical place where u can talk to ppl from all over the world even if u only speak one language. it’s like, u put this brain implant in and suddenly u can understand everyone, it’s like u become a super smart genius or something.

but get this, the brain implant doesn’t just help u communicate, it also gives u superpowers in the game. like, u can fly around and shoot fireballs from ur hands and stuff. it’s like being a superhero in real life, but in minecraft.

and here’s the kicker, every time u log on to the server, u get a new random superpower. so one day u might be able to turn invisible, and the next day u can control time or something. it’s like a surprise every time u play.

so come join us on this server, where u can be a bilingual superhero with a brain implant and have the time of ur life. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

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Harmony Falls: Where mobs are friendlier than the players. No resets, just good old chaos! 1.20+ Java server.

discord community, mobs, proximity voice chat, Good, Harmony

Server Overview

Version Java 1.20.1 (Updating to 1.21 soon!)

IP join.harmonyfallssmp.world

Discord https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

About Harmony Falls

Harmony Falls is a unique Minecraft server that offers an immersive and engaging experience for players of all levels. It features proximity voice chat, Towny & Economy, PvE & PvP battles, bosses/dungeons, pets, RPG elements, events, and more exciting features!

Join the friendly and active community on Discord to get started and meet fellow players. Create lasting memories and epic adventures together in Harmony Falls!

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Harmony Falls server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP: join.harmonyfallssmp.world and joining our Discord community.

Q: What version of Minecraft does Harmony Falls support?

A: Harmony Falls currently supports Java 1.20.1, with an update to 1.21 coming soon.

Q: What are some of the features of Harmony Falls?

A: Some features of Harmony Falls include proximity voice chat, Towny & Economy, PvE & PvP battles, bosses/dungeons, pets, RPG elements, events, and more exciting features.

Q: Are there any upcoming updates or events on the Harmony Falls server?

A: Yes, there is an exciting new Dungeon & Bosses update coming out soon! Keep an eye on the Discord and website for the latest information.

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CraftyPoora Minecraft Server

Minecraft, poorara, long tail tags, CraftyPoora, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further than our server, where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around! That’s right, our server is run by a gang of rebellious pigs who have taken over and are now in charge. Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life as you navigate through piggy obstacle courses, compete in pig races, and even attend piggy fashion shows (yes, the pigs are quite the fashionistas).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server). Will you join forces with the llamas and help them achieve their llama-licious goals? Or will you stand with the pigs and defend your right to ride in style? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server. So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible (especially if it involves pigs and llamas)!

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ForeverAloneCraft Minecraft Server

ForeverAloneCraft, Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of being a strong, handsome daddy with no luck in the dating world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape into a world where everyone is attracted to your 6’3″ muscular avatar and where twinks worship you as their strong daddy figure. With our vibrant community, you’ll never feel lonely again – unless you want to, because let’s face it, sometimes you just need some alone time to bench press 350 lbs in peace. So come on, join our server and let your virtual escapades be the envy of all the bussy-chasing twinks out there!

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CraftyCareerWeddingNoShow

personal fulfillment, leave request, Financial Stability, CraftyCareerWeddingNoShow, INTERNSHIP

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic structures and battling creepers! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Are you torn between attending your stepbrother’s wedding and securing a stable future for yourself and your spouse? Look no further! Our server offers a virtual escape from real-life obligations, allowing you to focus on what truly matters – mining for diamonds and crafting the ultimate enchanted gear.

Forget about family pressure and societal expectations – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and avoiding those pesky Endermen. Who needs family drama when you can team up with fellow players to conquer the Nether and defeat the Ender Dragon?

So, if you’re ready to prioritize your virtual adventures over real-life obligations, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a wedding when you can have a blocky blast with us?

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ZeroFucks Minecraft Server

don’t give a damn, not caring, Server, unbothered, Unmoved

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t give a single f*ck about anything! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of your butt? Why the heck not!

Join our server for a wild and wacky time where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?). So come on down and let your creativity run wild on our server where we give zero f*cks about anything except having a good time!

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CraftyBoomers: Expert Advice for 20s

growth, career, advice, wisdom, perspective

Are you tired of being surrounded by young whippersnappers on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for players aged 30 and above! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Legend has it that our server was founded by a group of wise old Minecraft players who were tired of being bossed around by teenagers with no respect for their elders. They banded together to create a server where maturity and experience were valued above all else. Rumor has it that they even built a secret base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a dragon that only the most seasoned players can defeat.

But that’s not all! On our server, we have regular events like bingo night, where players compete to see who can mine the most diamonds in a single night. We also have a retirement home for retired players to relax and enjoy their golden years in peace.

So if you’re tired of being called a noob by kids half your age, come join our server and show them who’s boss! Plus, we have free prune juice for all players aged 50 and above. Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft server for the 30+ crowd!

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MealDropCraft

evolving behaviors, social distancing, remote transactions, contactless delivery, digital age

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like 15 years ago when people were dropping meals off on doorsteps and running away like ninjas! except on this server, we drop diamond swords and enchanted apples instead of meals. it’s like a secret agent mission every time u log on, trying to sneakily leave gifts for other players without getting caught. join now for the ultimate stealthy fun!

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Prodigy’s Winter Wonderland

tame, Wintersurvival, Survival, Dungeons, winterishere

Welcome to Prodigy’s Winter Wonderland, A Cold Place To Have Fun. This is a public sever with the curse forge modpack “Winter Is Here”, with dungeons to raid and dragons to tame, and much more, open to all to have fun.

savage.mmacneill.net

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